Monday, November 28, 2022

Ready to Get Drunk?

 It's that time of year and you know what it means: It's time for my award-winning egg nog recipe:

Ingredients: 
1 cup bourbon 
1 cup brandy 
1 cup Tia Maria*
12 eggs
quart cream
quart half & half
1/2 lb powdered sugar


 


Directions: Separate eggs, and combine booze and yolks, and whisk in 1/2 lb of powdered sugar.
Store in fridge for 24 hrs. Keep the whites chilled also. (This is the key step.)

24 hrs later, whip cream in large bowl until thick, then add half & half and the yoke/booze mix.

Add the egg whites and whip till frothy.

Chill for a while before serving.

Get blowed up or bring to your next pancake social.

Onward. 

*Briarwood Package Store has TIA MARIA!!!   Other dessert liqueurs such as Frangelico or Nocello can be used but Tia Maria is the best.

Posted by Kingfish at 9:06 AM

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

I’m working on a fruitcake recipe that infuses legal THC!
This way everyone can enjoy a nice holiday buzz without destroying their organs and cardiovascular system like a retarded caveman!

November 28, 2022 at 9:12 AM
Anonymous said...

@ 9:12am
"THC" , The Hippie Channel, many recipes to ruin your life and others' lives around you.

November 28, 2022 at 9:46 AM
Anonymous said...

Egg Nog should be prepared to deliver less than 10% alcohol.

November 28, 2022 at 9:48 AM
Anonymous said...

@9:46 AM
Ooh. I'm here for it!!!

November 28, 2022 at 11:48 AM
Tweety said...

@9:48
Considering the "typical" proof of liquor used in this recipe this would be close to 8% by volume. Happy Holidays and Christ's Birthday.

November 28, 2022 at 12:02 PM
Anonymous said...

I tried Egg Nog for the 1st time last year and I regret it.
(Because I really liked it)

I've never had interest in your famed 'Nog before, but might have to give it a shot this Holiday. Perhaps with an edible.

November 28, 2022 at 5:19 PM
Anonymous said...

Shouldn't mix alcohol with medicine.

November 28, 2022 at 6:03 PM
Anonymous said...

I have a recipe similar to this. I use Splenda rather than powdered sugar and egg whites not yoke
Honestly it’s better for you and taste the same

November 28, 2022 at 10:08 PM
Anonymous said...

KF - I look forward to this posting every year, and at one time actually prepared the egg nog per your directions, and I might add, it was delicious. However in my middle age, I have gotten lazy and just purchase 2 quarts of commercially available egg nog and pour in your mixture of alcohol. It is not as "delicious" as the homemade version, however it is mighty close. Hint - when it comes to the egg nog and the alcohol, once again, you truly get what you pay for. Merry Christmas

December 4, 2022 at 7:02 PM

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