Monday, November 14, 2022

PIT Stops in Pearl

 The city of Pearl got some new hardware for police chases. 

36 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm not aware of a PD anywhere in this state (and MHP) that does NOT have these bumpers on some, if not all, cruisers and command staff vehicles.

Book 'em Danno said...

Chowke should be happy as these could prevent the perps from returning to the Hinds County safehaven and thus the inevitable pursuits into his kingdom.

Anonymous said...

Cynical anti-police comments in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

Charlie said...

Sweeet…

Anonymous said...

What are we looking at?

Anonymous said...

Officer: You are busted!

Perp: Man, that's the pits.

Anonymous said...

Pearl PD needs & deserves this equipment!

Anonymous said...

Lookie there… cities are having to take there own measures to protect tgere own citizens from the thugs of south Jackson that come
To pearl. Say what you want to but I’m a citizen of NE Jackson and they should send stupid Lumumba the bill for these

Anonymous said...

@10:18 The wraparound cattle guard bars on the front bumper. So when the vehicle performs a PIT maneuver, they aren't pushing with the front fender or plastic bumper cover.

Anonymous said...

Soon such measures will seem like ancient relics. The time is coming soon everyone is driving a vehicle that can simply be remotely disabled like a Tesla can. I know GM has is quietly installing the ability for their EVs to “repossess” themselves by self-driving to the nearest GM dealership when the loan note isn’t paid. Just like a Tesla!

Anonymous said...

These are different from normal police "push bumpers." Thes have wrap around protection for the headlights and front cap, not just the radiator. This is a good thing, it can end chases when the cops choose instead of when the perp chooses.

Anonymous said...

This should be helpful when trying to run over their wives or when they need to get revenge for a Facebook post.

Anonymous said...

How many more innocent people will Pearl kill with these new bumpers during high speed chases?

Anonymous said...

OK nobody ask is it a "HEMI"?

Anonymous said...

@11:35, they ain’t innocent if they are running from the law. If you’re innocent you pull over and deal w whatever the police think you did. If you run from the police and die, that’s on you.

Anonymous said...

Don't feed the troll above.

Anonymous said...

@ 11:35 not enough.

Anonymous said...

What innocent people have Pearl killed with their old bumpers? Please list.

Anonymous said...

Sigh. What happened to the days of, "Freeze! Or I'll shoot!"?

Anonymous said...

@11:35 AM
All of them! 😈

Anonymous said...

@ November 14, 2022 at 11:35 AM

Please share with us how many innocent people they have killed so far.

Anonymous said...


November 14, 2022 at 11:35 AM; Pearl PD won't kill anyone with these bumpers. the pieces of shit committing crimes that require being chased by Pearl PD are the ones that kill people. these bumpers are there to end a chase much sooner.

stop trying to take the effect and make it the cause. the only reason we need police is because of piece of shit criminals.

you want to get rid of the police chases, then get rid of all the fleeing criminals.

police have no idea who they are really chasing, or what they have done until after they've caught up with the criminal.

no one, criminal or innocent has ever been killed over a simple traffic violation. there's always a series of bad decisions by the criminal that leads to either them dying or an innocent dying.

but you already know all this. you're either a leftist troll that likes to stir shit up. or a degenerate leftist that hates police and thinks criminals should just have free reign over a civilized society.

Anonymous said...

1:05 Lack of respect for ANYONE and the Hinds County "Amnesty program"

Anonymous said...

More likely to try and prevent all the Barney Fifes from tearing up the taxpayer's car.

Anonymous said...

I thought people wanted less wrecks from police chases. This just makes a wreck much easier to happen. It only protects the police car.

Anonymous said...

@11:51 AM I meant innocent bystanders, not crooks running from the police. Example of an innocent bystander was the mailman killed when pearl PD was chasing a crook a couple of months ago.

Anonymous said...

@1:13 the mailman pearl PD killed a couple of months ago during a chase

Anonymous said...

@ 1:46 - And that's a BAD thing?

Anonymous said...

Why can't we just ask the criminal community whether they are agreeable to being subject to police pursuit? Wouldn't that obviate any necessity for such equipment?

Anonymous said...

I’m okay as long as they only target unsavory individuals with Hinds County tags.

Anonymous said...

As bad as some may interpret this, the mailman didn't die as a DIRECT result of the collision, but rather from a long jump from the top his overturned vehicle when he crawled up and jumped to the ground where he hit his head. Had he either waited for assistance or tried to hold onto the roof and 'slide' down the side instead of jumping, he probably would not have hit his head - which is what I understand caused his demise. And, yes, I totally understand that this would not have occurred had it not been for the fleeing culprit having hit him.

Point is, you can't use this as an excuse to just let these wild bucks run free thinking no-one is gonna pursue and hold them accountable. There's risk in just driving down the road with stupid drivers... whether they're being pursued or not.

Prayers for the postman and his family.

Anonymous said...

Book ‘em Danno/10:06AM, do you really believe Chokwe/Democrats want criminals “from returning to Hinds County (Jackson)?”

If Chokwe’s criminals leave Jackson, i.e. crimes rates fall, people that don’t vote Democrat will move back into Jackson.

Ask yourself how a party could fail so miserably that innocent children aren’t safe from stray bullets – even inside of their homes – for decade after decade after decade – but keep getting elected.

Anonymous said...

A better tool would be the police grappler bumper.

Anonymous said...

@ November 14, 2022 at 3:22 PM

Nope. Try again.

Anonymous said...

Pretty good if you hit a cow, too. Kills and tenderizes in one smash.

Anonymous said...

Wish Earnhardt was still alive he could show the police driver how to spin people out correctly.


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