Nine days into this Spanish deep-dive, I find myself sitting in the front jump seat of a tour bus typing on a borrowed laptop because my laptop is in the possession of a sneaky thief who swept my backpack up in a hotel lobby in Valencia. I have preached over and over to my guests about holding onto their purses and wallets at every turn. I got caught in a moment of trying to solve a guest emergency and was off my game for just a second. But that’s all it took, a lone second.
Nevertheless, I will purchase another laptop when I get to the Apple store in Florence in a few days. I’ve got a job to do, and I intend to see it through.
I host groups in Europe. Mostly Italy, but some in Spain, now. I’ll be over here three months in 2022. I’m not as tour guide. I’m a host. I find great places and then turn people on to them. I hire others along the way— professionals— to help in all manner of ways.
My group and I have covered a lot of ground in the past eight days. The trip started in Madrid, and after a few nights moved to Barcelona, then to Valencia for the Fallas. When this tour was originally booked in 2020, we were to head to Cordoba on the fast train and then to Seville. Post-Covid the fast train route was closed and so I was forced to decide to load 25 people on a slow train or a bus and spend more than half a day couped up, or to look for a better option. It was an easy decision.
I booked
flights for all of us to the island of Mallorca where we had a world-class meal
and a great visit and then flew into Seville later that evening. We spent two
nights in Seville and are now headed to Gibraltar for the day and will spend
our final two nights on the Mediterranean in the beautiful coastal city of Malaga
where my family and I spent Christmas in 2011.
At this
point it’s probably a good idea to do an informal recap hitting the highlights,
lest I forget what we’ve done during this whirlwind of a tour.
My wife
and I found a great Irish Pub in Madrid and hit it up twice before the tour
officially began. I am a firm believer in the when-in-Rome philosophy, but I
knew we were about to do a very deep dive into Spanish cuisine and culture, so I
wasn’t worried too much about keeping it pure before the guests arrived. We met
Matthew, an expatriated Irishman who has been running The James Joyce Irish Pub
(possibly the best name, ever for an Irish pub) for years. It was the real deal
and was the perfect start before our Spanish sojourn.
In
addition to everything on our itinerary, there were a couple must-dos on my
list for my guests— one was to take them to eat paella at 7 Portes— a place
where I had eaten the best paella of my life a little more than a decade
earlier. It happened to be my wife’s birthday, and the atmosphere was festive.
Our group of 30 shared a room with another group of a similar size from
California. The meal was excellent. Though the paella was probably the fourth
best dish we ate. I don’t know if it I have romanticized their version over the
years or if they were just off their game due to so many large parties—
understandable. We sang “Happy Birthday” twice. The group from California
thought my wife’s name was Cheryl. It’s Jill (the southern drawl was lost in
translation).
Our second
dinner was one I have been looking forward to even longer than 7 Portes. On the
six-month long 2011 family trip we visited Barcelona two separate occasions . While there, I broke my rule of
only visiting a restaurant once during an out-of-town or overseas visit. The
point is to get as many places in as I can. Tapeo is a place I fell in love
with and visited more than a half dozen times during both of those Barcelona visits.
I made friends with the chef-owner, Daniel, Rueda, and have since sent hundreds
of people there. Though I hadn’t returned… until a couple of nights ago.
At the end
of December, I compile a list of my top 10 dining experiences throughout the
year. I think I have probably already dined in four of this year’s entries in a
six-day period. Tapeo may be tops. I’ve spent a good bit of time in Spain, and
I have eaten tapas across this country. I have yet to eat any that comes close
to every meal I have eaten at Tapeo. Rueda’s patatas bravas and his spareribs
are unmatched and are in the rare category of culinary perfection. He is a
master. I need an entire column to give him his due. That will come at a later
date.
The next
day I was able to check an item off my bucket list as I led the group to a
second-story apartment— far from the madding crowd— where we had fully catered
with full-bar view of the Valencia Square as we watched over 150,000 people
celebrate Las Fallas and witness the parade after.
The next
day’s lunch on Mallorca might have been one of the most popular meals I’ve ever
hosted over the past few years and over 400 guests fed. It was above the market
and cooked entirely in a coal-fired Jasper oven. The dessert, an ensaimada— a
classic in Mallorca— was otherworldly (I never use that adjective, but it
applies here) and is also deserving of an entire column— or two— in the future.
Google it in the meantime.
Back on
that long family trip in 2011, my son and I visited the small town of Jabugo,
which is fully focused on producing one specific food product— the best ham I
the world—jamon Iberico. I gave our guests the option to take a city tour of
Seville or to visit a farm and walk through the entire process from the Iberian
pigs eating acorns under the cork trees to the curing process. I led the farm
group which ended in a jamon Iberico tasting and a lunch that included the
absolute best pork dish I have ever eaten.
So we’re
headed to Gibraltar to dine, visit the World War II caves, and hope we don’t
get harassed too badly by the monkeys on top. Tomorrow we’ll dine in another
restaurant I have had on my got-to-get-back-to-that-place-one-day list where we
spent a fine Christmas Eve dinner years ago.
This group
has been a true joy with which to travel. They have waited two years, and I am
sure many doubted that the tour would ever take place after two reschedulings.
But we are all having a blast, eating way too much, laughing much too loud,
while having the journey of a lifetime.
Onward.
TAPEO RIBS
INGREDIENTS
10oz pork ribs in strips
1 Bay leaf
1½ Teaspoons of black pepper
2 cloves of garlic
1 Tablespoon of salt
2 Teaspoons of honey
1 tablespoon of wholegrain mustard
1 Tablespoon of Sherry vinegar
PREPARATION
Separate the individual ribs. Put the ribs and the rest of the
ingredients in a sous-vide bag. Cook slowly at 175°F in the bain-marie
for 12 hours.
Take the ribs out and sear them on a griddle pan until they are well browned all over.
Put 2 teaspoons of honey and 1 teaspoon of mustard in a frying pan, wait
until they start to caramelize, and then add the ribs and toss them.
When they are the desired color, stop the cooking by adding the vinegar. Let the vinegar evaporate and set up.
10 comments:
Sigh.
This is fantastic reading as I am making my grocery list while considering my shrinking budget due to rising cost to commute to work. And it is difficult to predict how much the food will cost when I make it to the grocery store. Food prices have been higher than expected the last three shopping excursions.
No I am not jealous that Robert St. John got millions of dollars from the federal government!
I hope he pens an article from some European villa detailing how he really needed those federal funds to survive the plandemic!
@12:07
Those trillions of dollars printed and handed out to people like St. John are the reason for the inflation we are suffering today. Glad to see he is enjoying his cake! He knew he didn’t need the money. But the gubmint said he qualified so he got as much as he could!
My wife wanted to dine at one of his eateries but I told her we really should just eat a bolony sammich instead. Best damn bolony sammich ever.
Cue the jealous ones, per usual.
Wonder if I could afford to go with him because I sure would like to.
RSJ was an advocate for assistance for restaurants because 90% of the restaurants out there have not achieved the success and profits that his have. He was a huge advocate for the industry, not himself. And I'm 100% against all of the give aways over the last 2 years. But I'm also against bashing a good man who has helped far more people than a couple of anonymous internet posters.
4:19 nails it
Way to cherry pick comments asshole.
No, not all of us can go to Spain for several days and have a good time. However, it just kills me to read posts by seriously unhappy folks who for the life of themselves cannot let someone else enjoy life without criticism. Kingfish could write about someone's trip to Biloxi to dine at Olive Garden, and folks would complain about entitled folks. Enough already. Thanks for posting RSJ's stories, Kingfish.
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