Saturday, July 3, 2021

This is Not a Video Game

 If you think Jackson crime is bad, check out Chicago. 

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

Those thugs can’t aim worth a s**t

The guy rolling the tape should have stayed anonymous. There’s a cost for his 60 seconds of fame.

Anonymous said...

The magazine in the long gun looks like a high capacity black 100 round drum magazine that holds 100 rounds.

Anonymous said...

Full auto fire.

Chicago is improving its efficiency of killing.

Anonymous said...

That situation just needs some city social workers to de-escalate the situation.

Anonymous said...

Coming to a red light near you.

Anonymous said...

@6:11 PM,

My first though also.

I wonder, how many of the guns traveled to Chicago from Mississippi?

Anonymous said...

Doesn't Chicago have any credible messengers?

Anonymous said...

Not a full auto, simple 3 round burst. Anyone that knows guns know it is capable of that. If the thug ever discover binary triggers, we’ve got a problem.

Anonymous said...

Plain and simple. It's the pandemic. Covid-19 was really bad on the South side of Chicago.

Most of Jackson too.

Anonymous said...

Lived there the last five years. Trust me, they don't talk about the crime. They'd rather feel better about themselves and talk about Trump or the racist South. Glass houses.

Anonymous said...

have you never viewed /r/idiotsincars ?

Anonymous said...

@11:20
plebbit is nearly as cancerous as facebook

Anonymous said...

it’s still easy to bumpfire an AR15 even without a bumpstock. That is why it was stupid of Trump to cave (once again)to the shitlibs and ban them.

@10:59 three round burst is still select fire is considered the same as full auto in the NFA.

That weapon was bumpfired.

Musta Ben A. Altercation said...

Run the tag. Just an idea.

" A 100 round drum magazine that holds 100 rounds." Love me sum redundancy.

Anonymous said...

Yes...Southside in Chicago...yet strangely, the rest of the city thrives and even has tourists spend money there and
even a theatre district.

Here, the crime is usually penny ante and feuds. We don't seem to have smart,professional criminals. We have professionals who are criminals...that's different.


Could it be that Illinois citizens have more sense that to attack an entire city for crime in it's poorest areas?

Anonymous said...

''the sound of gunfire ,off in the distance, im getting used to it now''........-the talking heads , from the song ''life during wartime''
thats the 1983 song that predicted and described this zombie , corvid, violent apocalypse we are in now

Anonymous said...

7:50PM said “I wonder, how many of the guns traveled to Chicago from Mississippi?”


There you leftists go ahead 7:50PM. Always blaming others or something else for your Democrat failures.

There are a lot more households with guns in Rankin County than in Hinds, but a fraction of a fraction of the gun violence and murders. Pretty common sense simple math =’s guns are not the problem; Democrats are.

Like the Democrat Feminist’s and Hollywood types that gave us their sexual misconduct messes (Roman Polanski, movies with underaged sex, etc.), then coming to the rescue with Democrat “Believe All Women” “Me-Too” Saviors.

Democrats are the same as Firefighter Arson’s.

Anonymous said...

Barron's | June 19, 2021 | Downtown Chicago Emerges From Pandemic -- Hobbled By Crime Wave

Businesses in downtown Chicago that survived the pandemic-related economic slump and two spasms of looting last summer should be ecstatic with Monday's reopening of America's third-largest city.

Yet, many are batting a new hardship -- a surge in crime that is keeping customers, and their money, away.

"I've never felt more unsafe than I do now," said Steve Burrows, a 48-year-old attorney who has called Chicago home his entire life. "I work downtown so I'm here every day during the day but I won't come down here at night or on the weekend."

Anonymous said...

Amazing how that gun forced that honest law abiding citizen to get out of his vehicle and fire onto occupants in another vehicle.

Anonymous said...

to 6:11...a mississippi gun won't work in chicago. chicago is in a different state.

Anonymous said...

to 6:11...a mississippi gun won't work in chicago. chicago is in a different state.

Anonymous said...

I don’t leave home without a firearm! I’d rather go home safe, than with wet (pissy/shitty) and or bloody clothes. I just don’t feel warm and fussy without being armed.

I just can’t let these fools take my joy!

Anonymous said...

10:59... Three-round burst is classified as fully automatic. It's definitely an illegal title II firearm.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure Mississippi is the only state that the guns in Chicago could have come from. Mississippi's guns are the only ones smart enough to arrange transportation. All other guns would have required human help in making the trip.

Teaching moment said...

If you don't take anything constructive from this incident, take this: If you find yourself in a rough neighborhood stopped in traffic, leave plenty of room in front of your vehicle so that you can get yourself out of a jam when this kind of thing goes down. Always attempt to leave yourself with an "out".

Anonymous said...

@10:00 AM #2,

7:50 PM here. I'm sorry that my sarcastic voice didn't come through. I was referring to how the Chi mayor previously said there is a pipeline for illegal guns from Mississippi to her city. Don't worry, I the furtherest thing from a liberal that you will ever find.

Excuse me while I get back to cleaning one of my rifles and 3 of my handguns. Had the grandson out today doing some target shooting.

Anonymous said...

3:59 pm/7:50pm, good to hear and sorry for the confusion.

Democrat Chicago Mayor Lightfoot has to blame the failures of her anti-police pro-criminal Democrat policies - on something (guns) other than her failed Democrat policies.

It’s the dumbed down go to Democrat strategy these days and what’s amazing is this scam not only works on the poor and disadvantaged,

this scam works especially well on spoiled born to privilege white social justice seekers that were raised in gated subdivisions, attended prep schools and so-called elite colleges while driving the fancy car with a 30A sticker on it that was paid for by mommy and daddy.

It has become so almost comical and ridiculously insane that left wing lap dog Democrat water boy Bill Maher is speaking out about it (skip to 4:58 to avoid the commercial for Biden and Dems):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPSK7inXesA

Anonymous said...

8:33 I generally find Bill Maher to be disgusting. Yet 8:33 and Bill Maher are right. Go to 4:58 and watch the next couple of minutes.

Anonymous said...


Gun Violence Archive states 379 shootings and 142 people killed so far this weekend (July 3 - July 5).
Chicago - 92 people shot, with 16 dead.
Philadelphia - 28 were shot, 7 dead, 21 injured.
Dallas and New York – 36 shot between them, 5 dead.

Gun Violence Archive failed to state:
Philadelphia Mayor Jim Kenney – Democrat
Chicago Mayor Loir Lightfoot – Democrat
Dallas Mayor Eric Johnson – Democrat
New York Mayor Bill de Blasio – Democrat

Democrat anti-police policies and soft anti-crime laws that have police departments struggling to attract new recruits, and being besieged with departures from officers who want out…

Sure are working out well for the fools that keep voting Democrat!

Anonymous said...

Come on, they have nothing on Ridgewood Road...except maybe the full auto.


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