Tuesday, December 15, 2020

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 The Phalanx vaccine for the Covid-19 virus arrived in Mississippi today.  Mississippi State Department of Health officials led by example and got the vaccine.  MSDH announced on Facebook: 

COVID-19 vaccine has arrived in Mississippi, and is shipping to hospitals and nursing homes now. The vaccine will be used for healthcare workers dealing with COVID-19 patients, and our highly vulnerable older population in nursing home care. We gave our first five vaccinations today to State Health Officer Dr. Thomas Dobbs, State Epidemiologist Dr. Paul Byers, Health Protection Director and Senior Deputy Jim Craig, Sonja Fuqua, RN with the Community Health Center Association of Mississippi, and Dr. Leandro Mena of the University of Mississippi Medical Center.

The agency even provided some pretty little pictures of the event.  






However, you can't please everyone and the conspiracy kooks came out of the woodwork for this one.  Check out these comments underneath the vaccination photos on Facebook. 

 I don't see any actual needle, plus with the no gloves, I'd call this "fake news"

You can’t see the end of the syringe (where the needle would be in the muscle) in any of the pictures. I’m not buying it. Perhaps that’s why she’s not wearing gloves; she wasn’t exposed to bloodborne pathogens.

 There is no way this is an intramuscular injection. That’s an insulin syringe. Meant to be used for subcutaneous injections

 Pretty sure is fake... where is the gloves where's the gloves the gloves the glove

 Sooo...no gloves, pinching the skin? And had to take a picture of each one? Doesn't look real to me...looks like a set to trick people into taking it.

 Why no gloves ? Also why is she hiding her hand in front of the tip of the syringe like they’re fake giving them a shot

 Why is her hand OVER every needle that you can't actually see shot being administered?

 where her gloves?? Hoax 

 As a nurse I have some questions.... where are her gloves? Why is she pinching the skin for a deltoid injection??! That is not how to properly administer ANY intramuscular injection

 OK so they were shipped out today and you've already got them and pictures and you're not wearing gloves and we can't even see it going into the arm. Yeah OK fruitcake you!

 Not trying to be a party pooper but they could be trying to just fake the actual injection for the sake of pictures

 So much is wrong in these pictures...

 so you’re telling me we’re supposed to take this seriously & they don’t even have gloves on ?

 Look like she is in disguise also... that thick wig and making sure her face isn't seen

 Well.u cant see if the needle is actually going in the arms either and i have never seen a shot given by a professional and they didnt wear gloves and the only time i have seen an insulin needle used to give a shot is when insulin was what was being given so this all looks weird to me
If you are going to fake it do it right !!! Gloves

Lead by example.. Looks like some heroin injections with them bare hands..C’mon man, at least look professional for the photo-op! 

 So fake! Just staging it.

It just blows my mind that it takes years of research and paperwork to release a new medicine to the public....but in a few months time we have this.Yeah....theres a lot more to this story than we know about. (It probably doesn't take much to blow your mind, dummy.  The vaccine research piggybacked on the earlier work for SARS and H1N1.  Similar viruses so much of the foundation was already laid. Dummy. )

 Was probably just saline solution!!! They don’t want big dogs to get reaction!!!

That is just a sampling of  such comments.  There were more such comments, many more.  Some people pointed out gloves are not required for vaccinations but to no avail.  Well, here is some video I recorded of the vaccinations.  See for yourself.
 

60 comments:

Anonymous said...

Human guinea pigs.

Laughing My Ass Off said...

To hell with growing hemp. I'm going to corner the market on tin foil hats. There seems to be a great demand.

Anonymous said...

I’m more concerned with why these desk workers are getting it before nursing home workers?

Anonymous said...

Real or not, Are any of those that took those shots "front line" workers or nursing home residents?? If not, them taking that vaccine before all "front line" nursing home residents and first responders is wrong on so many levels.

Also, never heard of the Phalanx vaccine.

Anonymous said...

Fuck ‘em. Don’t get it.

If you can’t get people to save their own lives, then let them make that choice. If they’re so tin foil hat stupid that they can’t be bothered to save their own lives, then, truly, leave them behind. You can’t cure stupidity. Same people who don’t buckle their seatbelt.

As for the rest of us, more to go around.

Anonymous said...

6:28. I also think that 50% aren’t going to get the vaccine. I actually think that this summer when mask mandates are removed, there’s going to be the “crowd thinning spike..”

Anonymous said...

I am going to check into St.Catherine’s for a week or two.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for posting this JJ. Like most Mississippians I rely on the Facebook to get my science insight. Now I know what's really going on with this so-called vaccine!

Anonymous said...

@6:28, Save my life? With a barely tested, RNA based “vaccine” that literally flips DNA switches that can’t be turned off over a virus that, even in the worst health imaginable, has a 99+% survival rate? Who’s got the tinfoil hat?

Anonymous said...

7:43 has it. Same goes for adults deciding not to wear seatbelts, their choice.

Where are her gloves? said...

I hear that some Jacksonville thugs are fixin' to hijack a vaccine shipment and hold it for ransom. That could be a real shot in the arm for their net worth. Get the point?

Anonymous said...

Come at me bro.....

Anonymous said...

7:43 & 8:00 Do you think the same about people who drink and drive? Their choice, right? That is a much better analogy to COVID since your ignorance and spite can cause the deaths of other innocent people are doing the right things to try and stay safe despite all the stupid people out there. Look at the number of DUI arrests compared to the fatal accidents and you'll quickly see the odds of being involved in a fatal crash with a drunk driver is way less than dying from COVID. We should just accept those losses.

/s

Anonymous said...

Hey 7:43 - we really landed on the moon too. As Bugs said, what a maroon!

Anonymous said...

Yea, and after about June, I don't want to see the daily counts of infections and deaths. By then everyone should have had the opportunity to take the vaccine. If they choose not to, it's on them. No different than running a daily toll of diabetes diagnosis of people who won't stop stuffing candy. At some point you have to live with your decisions, it's not a concern of the state if you refuse to vaccinate.

Anonymous said...

@8:25, what ignorance? What I just said is literally true, point me to the ignorant part, go:

Anonymous said...

If only there were a vaccine to inoculate the stupid out of people.

Anonymous said...

I'm not taking the sterilization program.

Anonymous said...

8:25, calm down. If you haven't figured it out, losses are inevitable. We all die of something one way or another and we are not in any way in control.

Anonymous said...

I don't believe the vaccine is fake, but the distribution plan is bogus. Several first responder agencies are being moved to the bottom of the list so that others who don't provide healthcare or work with the general public, can move up.

Not a peep from the media on this.

Not third party info either. My Volunteer FD turns over 300 calls a year, 90% medical.

We're in line after the road crews and county admin.

Anonymous said...

This is all so funny. All Americans are morons.

Bill Dees said...

@8:49 AM: The science deniers won't get the vaccine, but they will get COVID-19 when the vaccine has been widely distributed this Summer. That will almost certainly improve the gene pool in Mississippi.

Calm Down said...

Anyone got a link to the safety data?

Anonymous said...

The question was asked here a few weeks back "if cases are going up why aren't deaths?" Well, the answer obviously is deaths lag infection by a while, death reports lag even further, and it takes time for the data to show up. Take a look at the current charts on the MSDH website and see mortality has jumped 250% since the end of October with a vast majority being regular citizens and not nursing home residents.

It will continue to rise just like cases and hospitalizations have. We have likely already exceeded the August peak but don't know it yet because of the lag in data. We are right in the middle of the worst period of COVID infection and deaths with months more yet to come, yet people still think it is nothing more than the flu.

I know there is no real hope due to the covidiots, but Christmas celebrations need to be limited to just those already living in your household. Thanksgiving has proven family gatherings outside your immediate family will spread the disease, now it's time to learn from that and make Christmas safe.

Anonymous said...

@10:05AM Kingfish provided us with the safety data. Didn't you read the comments from the Facebook he provided? Also, I heard that it has a microchip that turns you into a communist!

Anonymous said...

@Bill Dees, Science deniers? Like people who refuse to acknowledge that due to the minuscule percentage of fatalities, this isn’t a virus that requires a vaccine?

Anonymous said...

@10:28am - As long as it isn’t a microchip that turns you into a fascist.

Anonymous said...

10:59 AM
I would rather a fascist than communist

Anonymous said...

This is probably Trumps crowning accomplishment as President, never in history has a vaccine been brought to market so rapidly. And his own people are telling us it’s a fake or a conspiracy. And Coumo. He is saying it also. . What side are you rednecks on? Geez

Anonymous said...

10:49 While half the people don't show symptoms, about 5% are hospitalized with serious consequences and about 0.5% will die.

Now let's compare that to polio. Only 30% of people who contract polio show symptoms, and of those that do show symptoms 99% of them are minor like headache, fever, sore throat, and muscle pain. In 99.5% of cases the victims recover without incident. 0.5% get seriously ill, and only 0.05% will die. Why in the world did we go balls-out and develop a vaccine for a disease that is only 1/10 as dangerous as COVID? Or to put it another way, why wouldn't we develop a vaccine for COVID-19 when it is ten times more dangerous than polio?

Oh, that's right, Some of us remember grade school math and realize a relatively small percentage of a huge number is still a very large number of people affected. Upwards of 15 million Americans hospitalized and 1.5 million dead is enough to get most people who can think beyond their household door to realize something needs to be done.

Anonymous said...

There's no way of knowing, but I'm betting these nutjobs do not donate money to JJ.

Anonymous said...

@12:06, THAT is a good point! I don’t think beyond my household door because YOU are an adult responsible for your own safety.

Chad Cochran RD, LD. said...

What is the Phalanx vaccine?
Is it an RNA vaccine or a traditional type of vaccine?

Anonymous said...

So... if you've already had it, do you still need to vaccinate? I've heard several things.

Anonymous said...

@9:32am - What FD and County Admin you speaking of??

Anonymous said...

The one question I haven't seen answered....If you dont know you're covid positive and asymptomatic, what happens if you the vaccine?

Anonymous said...

Americans don't respect their hard-earned freedoms or those that do respect them. Soon, very soon they will not have them to respect.

Anonymous said...

12:06
7 out of 8 are asymptomatic and never tested. Way more than half as you claim.

Anonymous said...

Since it’s government backed, it’ll be mandatory for school aged children. Depending on your employer the same could also be true. Thanks again Donald.

Also I hate clicking on crosswalks.

Anonymous said...

So tired of all of this.

Anonymous said...

Profusa, Inc. What's in your hydrogel? Meanwhile New England Journal Of Medicine "Safety and Efficacy of the BNT 16262 mRNA Covid-19 Vaccine" makes stunning admission "genetics are not evaluated in this study". Pfizer and Moderna havent produced any "vaccine". Pfizer omitted doing genetic safety testing on their gene-therapy masquerading as a Covid-19 vaccine. Only a Biden supporter is ignorant enough to roll up his sleeve for this. But please, go right ahead! ASAP!

Anonymous said...

1:46 PM
Anyone can spout bullshit.

Anonymous said...

The hydrogel in the so-called vaccines also contains Luciferase.

Anonymous said...

Dobbs needs to get out in the Sun more often.
A trip to Destin or Gulf Shores might be a good thing.

That dude's arms are paler than my my Scottish/ Irish/English booty.

Anonymous said...

11:33am - That’s what a fascist would say.

Anonymous said...

2:12 PM, don't worry about taking it, but please carry a DNR card on your person at all times!

Cheech and Chong said...

I wonder how many of the maryjane supporters are staunch vaccine proponents? Maybe we should do a survey.

Calm Down said...

The mary jane supporters drift off to sleep before they can count to 10.

Anonymous said...

3:19

https://nypost.com/2020/11/26/cdc-warns-eight-covid-19-infections-missed-for-every-one-counted/?utm_source=facebook_sitebuttons&utm_medium=site+buttons&utm_campaign=site+buttons&fbclid=IwAR0kFtMM7yJhnq2oPhXSj3TthEVz3EP5cWbbWNG3-sOrtrzvCUkXAR-3sjc

I was wrong 8 of 9 are asymptomatic and never tested.

Anonymous said...

Once again I ask, what will you all do when a real problem hits America and the World. No wonder certain people know we can be led around by the nose as we have been.

Dr. Kildare said...

The vaccine should be tested on politicians first. If they survive, the vaccine is safe. If they don’t survive, the country is safe.

Anonymous said...

Colorado Dept Public Health Environment

"...while cases, hospitalizations and deaths related to the novel coronavirus remain well above viral low points recorded over the summer, they didn't surge over the Thanksgiving holiday by as much as officials had feared, offering hope for the upcoming yuletide season."

Anonymous said...

12:06 I'm not sure where you are getting your numbers, but here are the stats for the US as of 2:05 am, 12.16.20:

Total US Population: 330,713,773
Total Cases: 16,317,892 (4.9% of population)
Total Deaths: 300,032 (.09% of population; 2% of total cases)

We are NO WHERE CLOSE to 1.5 million people dead. Get your facts straight.

Rick Garcia said...

Facts, facts, we don't need no stinking facts. They only get in the way of a good lie.

Anonymous said...

2:10 Those numbers are what to expect if we didn't develop a vaccine as 10:49 said was completely unnecessary.

Anonymous said...

December 15, 2020 at 5:03 PM
And I will proudly call myself one to kill a communist.

Anonymous said...

8:07 You need to read your own linked article. Nowhere does it say that 8 out of 9 are asymptomatic. It only says 8 out of 9 were not tested. That is a totally different situation. I know of a number of people who had mild symptoms after being exposed to someone with COVID but just stayed isolated and never went to the doctor.

Anonymous said...

You don't need to be a conspiracy theorist to see that they faked giving the vaccine to these people. Probably to leave the vaccines to the people that need them more, which makes sense. But to fake it, and do such a crap job at faking it, is really a dumb move.

Anonymous said...

@9:18am - I hear the National Socialist German Workers' Party is taking applications.

Anonymous said...

Is that an invitation herr anonymous?


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