Sunday, March 29, 2020

The Stupid is Strong

We have a tie for the Idiots of the Day award.  Instead of picking a champ, you get to enjoy both.





That was La., now for the other LA. The Los Angeles Police Department shut down the party of a 1-year old child due to social distancing amid the Covid-19 outbreak. The community reportedly tried to justify their gathering by saying “it’s a kid’s party” and at some moments it looked like a riot was going to break out. LA is currently on lockdown so any sort of parties/gatherings are being shut down.





21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Rules is Rules. Fools is Fools.

Anonymous said...

As soon as one of them gets the virus, it will be the police' fault, or at least white people's fault.

Anonymous said...

They all get a government check they don't have to work for so they don't really care about getting the virus. Stupid is as stupid does. Just shows you why Louisiana will be on top when all is said and done.

Anonymous said...

You honestly can’t make this shit up. But in the “there is humor in everything” department, I would love to hear the off camera comments of the NO television co-anchor.

Anonymous said...

Y’all do know the guy with the spray bottle is in a skit group right? The anchors it cut to at the end are from the Australian equivalent of the today show. Funny either way.

Anonymous said...

Surprisingly I didn’t see any kids. Yes the police force was a little excessive, but this is LA, and some sectors of our society won’t allow one police officer at the door to tell them to break up the party and everyone go home amicably. Seems like the police in LA know this.

Anonymous said...

why are all the cops ignoring the "six-feet-apart" guidelines?

Anonymous said...

Covid-19 numbers are going to rise in a hurry in the metro. I passed a few take-out places, and people were lined up back-to-back with no more than 2 feet of space between them this weekend. I can't believe the owners of these places were not even doing anything to help maintain social distancing. It was pathetic.

Anonymous said...

This is Maxie Pad Waters district. She a liberal to the 10th degree democrat.

Anonymous said...

@9:25, my wife and I keep encountering a certain segment of the population that doesn't seem to respect the social distancing. We both wear masks and gloves but we've taken to coughing loudly when we see them approaching. They quickly look up from their phones and distance themselves.

Anonymous said...

First guy is a skit. He’s made numerous. Take a current news story, splice it in with his part of the skit to make it appear like he’s a part of the news cast.

Anonymous said...

To follow up on 9:34, there is also a population that has no fear of consequences and no respect for police, courts, probation officers, etc. I see no reason to expect them them follow COVID-19 guidelines if they can't/won't follow probation and/or parole orders.

Kingfish said...

This was a post for humor purposes. Yeesh.

Madison Rulez said...

@9:34 and @10:19, certainly the older white conservatives that are still spouting the fake news angle are a real issue. They are just so old and set in their ways that they have no means to decipher what is true and what is lies designed to vilify China and the liberals. I have no suggestions for how to get through to them other than to maybe force Fox News to start reporting facts and force a sabbatical for some of their most egregious hosts?

Anonymous said...

8:55, the police are in a crowd control formation.

Anonymous said...

@10:43, I am @9:34 (mask wearing coofer) and my wife and I are both 30 yr old millennials. And we dont have cable TV. Get a grip. You appear to be infected with TDS.

Anonymous said...

10;43 is a classic example of the left-wing nut cases that have glorified the chinese communist party for the past 15 or so years . tell me , 10:43, if china is so wonderful, why dont you move there?
im sure the chinese communist party would welcome a person of you superior ''intellect''. in the mean time , make no mistake about it, the chinese communist party did everything they could to suppress the news of the spreading of this virus, thus making it next to impossible to control.
feel free to make your way to china for some roasted bat. bon appetit.
i also see where 10:43 suggests that our government ''force'' the news media to report certain facts. well mr china lover., if you think so much of a state run media and no free press , you will fit in very well within your newfound paradise of china.

Anonymous said...

11:25 is a classic example of the deranged and senile white super conservative Republican. I can tell by the unusual use of quotation marks and random punctuation. If you love Trump so much, why don’t you marry him? Make no mistake, these are the same people who have been saying for the last 30 years that China is great at providing cheaper products that allow for increased profits. They don’t think the jobs lost or humanitarian issues in China deserve a second thought as long as their Chinese made rebel flag is still under $10 at the Make Mississippi Great again online shop. Tell me Mr. Trump Lover, if you are so fearful of socialism, will you send me your $1200 socialist Trump check?

Anonymous said...

@11:06, are the republicans back to making up fake diseases again. Come full circle there I see. I guess I will join in and diagnose you with Actual Disease Name Derangement Syndrome with a side of Pretending to be Young on Anonymous Post Derangement Syndrome, better see your gynecologist to get it checked, could be dangerous. Chill out buddy, Come back to reality.

Anonymous said...

This is March 30 @10:19 a.m. (#1). My post was inspired by the LA video, not the La. video, which I think is hilarious. My point was/is that there is a sub-set of society that will never take direction, and it is unreasonable to expect them to comply with voluntary social distancing/stay-at-home orders. It is therefore my opinion that areas with a large proportion of this sub-set must force compliance in order to expect compliance.

To that great discerner of truth who calls himself "Madison Rulez," nobody who knows me considers me "conservative," and I don't watch Fox News. I am pretty white and I may be old, depending on who's doing the counting. FYI

Anonymous said...

t0 4:11.............i gonna use my $1200 trump check to buy you a ticket to china.....one way.


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