Sunday, November 17, 2013

SNL does jackassery last night

Still can't believe they actually produced this sketch.  Someone going to be in trouble.


12 comments:

Anonymous said...

The pill is the idol of America. Every ill is a drug target if a compound is not already in one's blood. Sometimes the real answer to sickness is simple bed rest.

Obama will be feeling better when the website is up and running. He cannot be the Insurance-in-Chief any more than Bryant can. The true test of Obamacare is business and group markets which will sink or win it for him. The individual market is tiny.

Anonymous said...

He's 'moved on' now anyway. He's into ensuring that Iran has the nuclear bomb and all of color have student loans forgiven. Bigger fish to fry than insurance. Pelosi and Mikulski have insurance covered.

Anonymous said...

It's interesting how Saturday night live always (as in every single GD time) pulls it's punches when it comes to spoofing liberals. In a vignette that has nothing to do with conservatives, being SNL it just has to throw in a swipe at the tea party at the very end of the segment. Surprise, surprise. Where is the similar balance when it's one of SNL's frequent smears of conservatives? You won't find it. It doesn't exist.

KaptKangaroo said...

That was funny, even the Tea Party punch. I tend to find today that people have lost their sense of humor. Thanks to SNL.

KaptKangaroo said...

And to November 17, 2013 at 5:45 PM - Where is your balance to your thinking? Just wondering.

Anonymous said...

Dear Capt. Kangaroo:

Are you proud of that moniker? Is Mr. Green Jeans your best friend?

Anyway, I would like to address your question. You obviously did not get my point. Let me help. Please read slowly. When SNL does any segment that bites at liberals, it adds a swipe at conservatives. When it does a segment that swipes at conservatives, it omits the balancing swipe at liberals. It's a simple point but one liberals (oh excuse me, do you prefer to call yourself a moderate?) find hard to grasp.

bill said...

Come on, people. It's a comedy show, for crying out loud. It was a funny skit. There's no requirement for SNL or Leno or Frank Sinatra or any other entertainer to give equal time to anyone. We're even more doomed than I thought if someone has made a voting decision based on what they saw on SNL, especially on a night when Lady Gaga is both the host and the musical guest. Do like I did and watch something else. Above all, lighten up a little. Don't try to put a political spin on everything.

Anonymous said...

Okay Bill. I fixed it for you.
" Come on, people. It's a sports mascot, for crying out loud. It was a funny mascot. There's no requirement for SNL or Leno or Frank Sinatra or any other entertainer to give equal time to anyone. We're even more doomed than I thought if someone has made a voting decision based on what they saw on a sports mascot, especially on a night when Lady Gaga is both the host and the musical guest. Do like I did and watch something else. Above all, lighten up a little. Don't try to put a political spin on everything."

Does that make it acceptable in the marketplace of ideas?

KaptKangaroo said...

in re: November 17, 2013 at 10:15 PM

Other than bitching, you have added absolutely nothing to the humor behind this post. Perhaps you need to be re-tooled to not be such one.

Knowing you have taken the time to do the calculus behind the number of times SNL swipes at conservatives without swiping at liberals leads me to believe you have bigger problems in life.

Anonymous said...

Kapt: we anxiously await your addition to the humor side by throwing in your LGBT jokes and jokes to others politically protected. Since those areas are not poked fun of, you should have lots of material.

Funny how you aren't "Mr. Sunshine" it is not bitching.

bill said...

Sorry, 10:03, but whatever you're trying to say has zoomed past me. Are you referring to Colonel Reb? The Washington Redskins? You've never heard me deriding either, nor have I made fun of black bears or any other mascot. We played a team in high school called the Wampus Cats, and I've always like the Fighting Okra, but mascots don't mean any more to me than comedy skits. Please clarify.

KaptKangaroo said...

Not worth my time to continue with whatever you are talking about.

I, like Bill, do not understand what you are talking about. At a minimum, maybe you need to watch the video - it might help you lighten up.

I laughed about the the entire skit. I thought it was very appropriate.

And on the subject of the political spectrum and SNL fairness (I am *guessing* that is what you are talking about); Obama and some members claiming to represent the Tea Party, while differing in ideology, are extreme as they can be and the American People are sick and tired of the games being played.

Go take your paxil and forgive this "moderate" per your label (of which you have no idea my politics) a good laugh and please seek professional help for whatever it is that has your panties in a bunch over an SNL skit every single GD time.


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