Friday, November 8, 2013

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Saw this yesterday around 5:30.  Just could. not. resist.  Red light was on although it doesn't appear to be in this picture. 



21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Classic.

Anonymous said...

Just wait till the "Hot" sign comes on!

Anonymous said...

On the clock and hanging out in Ridgeland?

Anonymous said...

JPD's finest!!

Anonymous said...

If you had larger balls you woulda circled back and pulled up in the parking lot for a better picture....even one showing him exiting the store with four dozen treats.

Shipley's said...

9:59; How do you know he's 'on the clock'? Several JPD cops take their cars home and live in Madison.

Anonymous said...

I'm betting The Stokes Twins borrowed the car and high tailed it out there when they heard the "hot" sign had come on.........

Anonymous said...

Well, @11:34, the afternoon/evening shift for JPD runs from 2:00 to 10:00. Since this was at 5:30, it's reasonable to assume this officer was on the clock. Although, I suppose it's possible that he/she was delayed by 3 1/2 hours on his/her way home, he/she was 4 1/2 hours early headed to his/her 10:00 shift, or he/she was tooling around town in a patrol car while off-duty. Which of those four explanations do you like best?

Anonymous said...

Working undercover for the FDA checking for illegal transfats?

"Gots a warrant here fer some samples. Half a dozen of those and three of them and three of them."

Anonymous said...

Umm it's possible this officer was off the clock. I take my marked patrol car home and don't work any of those shift hours.

Anonymous said...

@12:54 (and everyone else really) Did it ever occur to any of you that even though this is a police office, they are still allowed breaks and they are allowed to eat. They are entitled to "lunch" breaks. Most officers work 12 hour shifts. Do you really think that they don't eat during that shift? Beyond that - it seems the whole point of the picture is the amusing fact that there is a police officer at a donut shop - it could be any department at any donut shop. It's an old joke and it's amusing to see a cop at a donut shop. Try going to Pearl - they like the Dunkin' Donuts...

Anonymous said...

Let's say he's off duty. Just curious @2:39, do you use your marked patrol car for personal business when you're off duty?

And @2:56, while the "cop at a donut shop" is the old joke and it is the easy one to spot here, it's even funnier that this officer left his jurisdiction for donuts. In that case, he's on the clock and in Ridgeland like @9:59 said, even if he has gone 10-7.

Anonymous said...

Me really thinks KF was just having fun with the original post and now y'all gone all off-the-deep-end harpy. Sheesh.

Kingfish said...

OBVIOUSLY I was having some fun with him. Don't read too much into this post. Although he should have been across the street at the Smoothie King instead of KK judging by his backside.

Anonymous said...

Do something productive.

Anonymous said...

"it's even funnier that this officer left his jurisdiction"

I wouldn't make too much out of the location. If he makes a U-turn on County Line Road he's out of his jurisdiction.

Anonymous said...

Not so, 8:41. Both PDs have jurisdiction on County Line Road itself. But, U-turns are illegal, unless he's in pursuit, which means he can cross any jurisdiction. How often do we see Ridgeland cops blue-lighting a stop well into Jackistan on 55? But rarely when they're half-way into a 'cream filled'.

Anonymous said...

I'm surprised to see him there myself. I thought KFC was a JPD staple.

Anonymous said...

Corny.

Anonymous said...

November 11, 2013 at 9:20 AM = frivolous

Anonymous said...

I remember a radio station that had a contest every morning. They would call the local donut shop and see if a cop was in. If a cop was in, the person would win. If not, they would lose. There were a lot of winners!


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