Friday, September 20, 2013

CAUGHT!!

The Madison Police Department just issued the following press release about the robbery of the Burger King manager:

On September 20, 2013, at approximately 6:00 pm officers of the Madison Police Department along with deputies from the Madison County Sheriff’s Office and members of the U.S. Marshall’s Fugitive Task Force arrested Gabriel D. Robertson, age 22, of 677 Stout Road in Madison, MS in connection with the armed robbery of the Burger King shift manager in the parking lot of the Regions Bank in Madison which occurred on September 19, 2013. Robertson is currently being held at the Madison County Detention Center with no bond. The investigation is continuing and additional arrests are pending.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

"[I]n connection with" and "additional arrests are pending." The inside job theory is looking pretty good right now. And good work so far by the Madison PD. Now round up the accomplice(s) and send the whole worthless bunch off to jail.

Anonymous said...

If Google Map is showing me the right address, Stout Road is way out in the country - north of Caroline - almost to CANTON. Shouldn't that be Gluckstadt?

The house looks like decent people live there. But there's a habitable trailer on the grounds, and maybe somebody's grandbaby from Milwaukee got moved down there to stay by his Grandmama's house, to keep him away from dose bat keeds. Funny how that never seems to work...

Notice that the pasture across the road seems to have been used for "mudding" or whatever it's called when 'tardmobiles do figure eights in the mud. The mud tracks from the pasture line up with those in the driveway across the road.

But Google Map could be showing me the wrong house.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone find it odd that the same Burger King has been robbed twice in 3 years. Almost the same m.o. As the last time. You can search for it under "carjacking in Madison, Burger King" on wapt or wlbt.

Anonymous said...

If you ever use this Burger King's drive through, do yourself a favor and walk inside to order. This place is plumb damned nasty, the people behind the counter are slovenly. The male wearing the 'manager' name tag has his shirtail out and britches low. The cooks are indescribable and the English language is not to be found. I will NOT frequent this place ever again.

Anonymous said...

This kind of stuff never happens at Chik-fil-a.

Anonymous said...

Is it just me, or does it seem like there is a robbery in Madison every day now? Poor Mary, that city is starting to buckle with crime...

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I think Chik-fil-a uses a better screening process for potential employes than Burger King.If this is an inside job at the King then it's the second one that I remember.

Anonymous said...

Proud of Madison PD...............

Anonymous said...

Jackson and Hinds County are LOST!

Anonymous said...

per 8:10am There is a marked difference in company culture between Chik-fil-a than Burger King and Krystal. My Chik-fil-a in Flowood is more like a restaurant than fast food. There is no shouting, the employees don't seem to be in a panic because someone is at the counter, they have a greeter, and they check on the diners. Chik-fil a is in a separate class than BK and Krystal. I bet that the employees are paid the same but selection process is better at Chik-fil-a and there are better supervisors and managers.

Micah Gober said...

I was at the Love's Truck/Arby's in Canton the other morning getting breakfast. I can say the cashier was very polite and service was fast just like Chik-Fil-A. Now for burger King in Madison. My credit card number was stolen from there, and they tried to kill me with their food. I'll never go back there ever again.

Anonymous said...

"If you ever use this Burger King's drive through, do yourself a favor and walk inside to order. This place is plumb damned nasty, the people behind the counter are slovenly. The male wearing the 'manager' name tag has his shirtail out and britches low. The cooks are indescribable and the English language is not to be found. I will NOT frequent this place ever again. "

I used to eat there until I realized the dead bugs on the windowsill were the same dead bugs three weeks in a row. If they don't clean where the customers sit I doubt they worry what the kitchen looks like. There's a nice Backyard Burgers about 100 feet away.

Anonymous said...

That Burger King is at a busy intersection that I have occasion to use a lot. If anyone in front of me is turning into the Burger King driveway, they are generally in some sort of hooptie ride, and generally are turning in an incompetent manner (sudden turns without signals, and/or turns taking so long to execute, they put me in danger of getting rear-ended). MadPo could eliminate a good bit of the criminal element passing through the town, simply by ticketing every hooptie that turns into that drive without a signal.

The cinema on Grandview is pulling in Jacktown folk. They're making the interstate dangerous, trying to make it on time, to whatever psychokiller/torture-murder training flick they're headed to see. I love seeing the blue lights flashing near that Burger King intersection. But I wish there were three times as many blue lights...

Considering the magnificent businesses on every side of that Early Eighties relic of a Burger King, it's time sell the franchise, to bulldoze that outmoded building, replace it with something worthy of the area, and to totally start over. That SITE is pure gold, and is being underutilized, at present.

Anonymous said...

Is this the restaurant that was robbed Friday on Spillway road? None of the news outlets mentioned the name of the restaurant.

Anonymous said...

Once Madison gets a Krystal we will know all hope is lost.

Anonymous said...

8:06 some troll has a hardon for KF. There's been a noticeably nasty set of anonymous posts her over the past three weeks or so, mainly personal attacks, that I suspect are from the same miscreant. Ignoring him hasn't worked yet :-(

Anonymous said...

Who owns the Burger King in Madison? I have lived here for 10 years and over that time I have been there about 3 times and each time its the worst fast food experience ever. Its an obvious criminal hangout and Mary should run their ass out of town.

Anonymous said...

I get food from that Burger King and have never had a problem at all. I like Burger King and would hate to see it go anywhere. Also like Krystal (one on Lakeland drive is extremely fast and folks are very nice). Also like Dairy Queen and Backyard Burger. Each place has something different to offer.

Anonymous said...

Booger King is nasty!

Anonymous said...

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! hold the pickles, hold the lettuce Special orders don't upset us! Let us serve it your way (at Burger King!)


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