Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Vote early. Vote often.

Especially in Canton. See picture below.



Posted by Kingfish at 8:17 AM

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Funny but true

May 21, 2013 at 8:42 AM
Anonymous said...

Worst.
Photoshop.
Ever.

May 21, 2013 at 8:44 AM
Kingfish said...

Reader sent it in.

May 21, 2013 at 8:47 AM
Anonymous said...

Jeff Goode has sent out a mass mailing recommending voters vote three times. For Fannie Hamer, for a marine in the service and for something else, I forget. So, we have a pizza maker turned philosopher waxing eloquently to the populace, most of whom can't even vote in the Jackson mayoral election. But, don't worry...his email says "Everybody can vote". So you guys in Madison, Clinton and Brandon go ahead and get dressed.

May 21, 2013 at 9:09 AM
Fannie Lou - From The Grave said...

Looks as if Good (without an 'e') is trying to out-do Ladd-Head. Here's the email...

"From Jeff Good

"For the last two weeks, we have been subjected to a non-stop cacophony of print ads, debates, tv and radio commercials, phone calls, emails, Facebook posts and text messages for one or both of the two remaining Mayoral candidates. The call to action in each consists of the candidate asking us to vote for him. They tell us we should vote, and the reason is we should vote for one of them.

I would like to suggest something different. I want you to vote for three people.

I want to suggest that today, between the hours of 7 a.m. and 7 p.m., when the City of Jackson Municipal Polls are open, that you vote FOR these three people: Fannie Lou Hamer, the marine doing a tour of duty in Afghanistan, and the elementary student who wants a good school and safe neighborhood so she can grow up to be a doctor, lawyer or teacher.



These are the three people we should be voting FOR.

- Voting FOR the memory of Fannie and the trail she blazed.
- Voting FOR the soldier and his selfless sacrifices each day as he protects our freedom and the freedom of others.
- Voting FOR the school-age child; the next generation who only wants a good place to learn and live.

So, what's your excuse?
Why aren't YOU going to get out and vote FOR these three people?
Are you too busy?

Do you think your vote won't matter?

Look into the eyes of these three people and say that.

Uh-huh. Thought so. You can't can you?

So, I will see you at the polls today, right?

It's easy to vote (they have new forms you fill in with a pencil... no waiting for the computer!)
The forms are quickly fed into a computer scanner, you press a button and you are on your way.

And a few notes about the municipal election laws... there seems to be much confusion.

EVERYONE who is registered to vote can vote. There are NO restrictions!
Doesn't matter if you didn't vote in the primary... YOU CAN VOTE.
Doesn't matter if you belong to one political party or another... YOU CAN VOTE.

EVERYONE CAN VOTE.

And everyone SHOULD vote.

The three people above are counting on you.

- Jeff Good
Owner of BRAVO!, Broad Street, and Sal & Mookie's"

May 21, 2013 at 9:43 AM
Anonymous said...

No, EVERYONE can't vote. there are laws about that. Talk about juvenile...

May 21, 2013 at 10:51 AM
Anonymous said...

STFU Jeff Good. You send your kids to St. Andrews.

May 21, 2013 at 11:17 AM
Anonymous said...

So did Jeff send this to people in Madison or something? I assume it was sent to just his Jackson mailing list

May 21, 2013 at 12:48 PM
Fannie Lou from The Grave said...

I got it from a friend who lives in Madison. Your assumption is inaccurate 12:48. But, regardless, it's crap. What folly to suggest black folk on the plantation need to get on down to the polling place and vote for Fannie. And then to suggest 'everybody can vote'. He's a self-absorbed clown of the worst order who cannot decide if he wants to be Donna Ladd, Mal or Ben Allen.

May 21, 2013 at 4:05 PM

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