Thursday, May 16, 2013

It's still a conspiracy

Looks like another email was sent to our conscript fathers in the legislature. Obviously none of the allegations in the email are true. This is posted for your amusement and to show you what kind of trash our leaders receive from some constituents. Enjoy.

FROM: xxxx x xxxxx, PH.D., AN AKA
AND A JOURNALIST FROM VICKSBURG
(formerly Dr. xxxx x xxxxx)


NOTE: UNEDITED

OMEGAS xxxx xxxxx, xxxx xxxxxx AND JESSE JACKSON HOOKED ME TO THE JACKSON POLICE DEPARTMENT IN SEPTEMBER 1969 TO FRAME ME AND IN JANUARY 1980, WHEN THEIR DELTA SISTER AND GOLDEN GIRL xxxx xxxxxx xxxxx, AN IDIOT PH.D. WHO HAD FLUNKED JOURNALISM HER FIRST SEMESTER AT SOUTHERN ILLINOIS UNIVERSITY IN CARBONDALE, CAME TO JACKSON STATE TO MIS-EDUCATE STUDENTS IN THE MASS COMMUNICATIONS DEPARTMENT, THEY GOT SAMIR HUSNI FROM LEBANON TO USE ELECTRONIC TORTURE ON MY MIND AND BRAIN, AND MIND CONTROL TO MAKE ALL WHITE PEOPLE BELIEVE THAT ALL OMEGAS AND DELTAS ARE SMARTER THAN ALL ALPHAs AND AKAs. SINCE ELAYNE IS THE DUMBEST PH.D. IN THE WORLD, THESE MOST HEARTLESS AND MOST CONSCIENCELESS OMEGA BASTARDS WERE GOING TO DRIVE ME INSANE VIA SAMIR TO MAKE ALL WHITE PEOPLE THINK THAT xxxxxx, A DELTA, IS SMARTER THAN I AM, AN AKA. WHEN I SENT MY EMAIL FRIENDS AT OLE MISS--DEAN WILL NORTON, ASSISTANT DEAN CHARLIE MITCHELL, CURTIS WILKIE, JOE ATKINS IN THE SCHOOL OF JOURNALISM AND NEW MEDIA; SENATORS DBLOUNT, GTOLLISON AND HBRYAN, REPRESENTATIVE OF HOUSE SBOUNDS, SOUTHWARD OF VICKSBURG, SSALTER OF MISSISSIPPI STATE, SCHIMMELG--STATING THAT JESSE JACKSON DIDN'T STAND A CHANCE NEXT TO ME BECAUSE I COULD BURY HIM WITH PUBLIC RECORDS AND WARM BODIES. THE THREE MOST EVIL MEN ON EARTH--JESSE JACKSON, xxxxx xxxxx AND xxxx xxxxxx --GOT U.S. REPRESENTATIVE FOR MISSISSIPPI BENNIE THOMPSON TO GET JESSE JACKSON'S CROOKY FRIENDS, LIKE DANNY GLOVER AND OTHERS, TO COME TO THE CAPITAL CITY OF MISSISSIPPI TO FRAME ME BEHIND MY BACK BECAUSE THE KNEW I DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SUCH A THING AS THAT. xxxxx HAD BEEN FRAMING ME BEHIND MY BACK FROM JANUARY 1980 TO THIS MOMENT. IN 2011, I EMAILED MY BEST FRIEND, DEAN WILL NORTON, AND TOLD HIM THAT THE OMEGAS AND DELTAS HAD TO BE DOING SOMETHING I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT OTHER THAN WHAT THEY WERE DOING TO ME DIRECTLY--HAVING 85 PERCENT OF ALL BLACKS IN THE CAPITAL CITY AND IN MISSISSIPPI TO USE LEBANON-CODED CELL PHONES, LANDLINE PHONES AND WALKIE-TALKIES TO INFLICT MENTAL AGONY ON MY MIND, BRAIN AND SKULL, AND HAVING SHERIFF TYRONE LEWIS AND DELTA CHIEF OF POLICE REBECCA COLEMAN HELP SAMIR BECAUSE IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO USE ELECTRONIC TORTURE AND MIND CONTROL ON ME WITHOUT THE HELP OF LAW ENFORCEMENT. HE AND OTHER FACULTY AT OLE MISS AND MY FRIEND AT MISSISSIPPI STATE SAVED MY LIFE. I WILL TELL THE WORLD THAT OLE MISS SAVED MY LIFE BECAUSE ALL OF MY BOSSES, EXCEPT OLE MISS, WERE OMEGAS OR DELTAS. I NOW KNOW THAT WAS PLANNED BECAUSE OTHERWISE IT IS IMPOSSIBLE. THE OMEGAS' PLAN WAS TO HAVE SAMIR TO DRIVE ME INSANE AND, IF THAT DIDN'T WORK, JESSE JACKSON WAS GOING TO KILL ME. ALL OF THIS WAS DONE AND PLANNED AGAINST ME TO PROTECT THE IDIOT PH.D. DELTA xxxxx.

THE FULL STORY ON xxxxx AND xxxxx, DETAILING ALL OF THEIR ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES, IS FORTHCOMING.

I BELIEVE I CAN FLY. I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

More likely than not a Jonathan Lee supporter since you'd have to be out of your mind to believe Lee isn't the candidate of the WPS.

Anonymous said...

Why the example in abnormal psychology?

It just means that medical and social services are going to continue to be a large government expenditure for our state...

Anonymous said...

Abnormal or para-normal?

KaptKangaroo said...

I can fly.

You gotta' believe!

Anonymous said...

just look for the person wearing a tin foil hat to reflect the radio waves.. and you will know who it is

Anonymous said...

Will someone translate the letter into English?

Unknown said...

Why are you laughing at someone who is obviously mentally ill?


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