Friday, March 9, 2012

Vote in poll

Vote in poll on right side of page. Who do you support, Romney? Newt? Santorum? Paul? Vote early and often.

12 comments:

meople said...

there is a problem with voting for none of the above... it means you are ok with OBAMA having a second term. I for one do not like alot of the candidates BUT i think Santorum has a overall good stance on policies but goes a little extreme with his values which i think this country needs. Everything has gotten so anti God that it needs some God back. Christianity is still a major influence of how our country was formed. And he is just flat wrong on abortion, but so was the Bush family. Anyway that is my two cents spent.

Schizo said...

It's too early in the morning for cuteness, KF. I'm fairly sure I know who the Preacher is and maybe who Tiffany's is, but other than that I'm lost.

Anonymous said...

Is this correct?

Romney--Silver Spoon
Newt--Tiffany's
Santorum--The Preacher
Paul--Goldfinger

Shadowfax said...

ABO!

Bp said...

Love Romney...Best background to fix Government Disaster. he took no salary as governor, no salary as head of olympics, and will take nothing to be President...What is his motivation: doesn't need fame or fortune, he Loves this Country!!! he is not about Ego!!

In Romney I trust!!! I see Old Glory flying every where put your flags on your house or in your yard. We are excited about this election. We have a great candidate in Mitt...A successful winner not a government Loser!!!

Anonymous said...

Goldfinger only if Pussy Galore is his running mate!

meople said...

Romney is a liberal.

Shadowfax said...

Romney simply wants to be president.

Newt simply wants to be in charge and get him a little payback time in the golden saddle.

Paul simply wants to be relevant.

Santorum simply wants to see his name in lights.

Nobody wants to be president because 'he loves his country'. Pragmatism is an illusion.

Romney is not unlike Trump. They both simply want to purchase Boardwalk on the monopoly board.

Obama is an egomaniac driven by visions of legacy and 'firstism'.

It all boils down to which one is most likely to slow the ooze of progressivism as it slides across America like hot volcanic ash.

One will speed it up, one will have no effect, one will delay it slightly, one will toy with it. None will stop it.

Anderson said...

That is the best Shadowfax comment ever.

... Poll mirrors real results in prior contests: Romney plurality, but Newt + Santorum poll higher.

Gingrich is doing Romney a huge favor by staying in.

Anonymous said...

I'm being called every 15-20 minutes.

I can't feel good about any candidate who would spend money in such a wasteful, annoying way.

I hate to think that people really decide based on these absolutely ridiculous calls. If we've become that weak minded and those running for President believe us that weak minded, our Nation is in even bigger trouble than I thought .

If Ron Paul were to say, " you aren't getting calls from me because I respect you and the sanctity of your home too much to harrass you", and I believed it wasn't just a lack of money, he might get my vote!

Anonymous said...

Agree it's best Shadowfax post ever.

Agree with your other comments as well 1:26 pm.

Gingrich is trying to position himself to be key in a brokered convention as neither Romney nor any other candidate would take Gingrich on board unless forced. He'll sell his delegates to the highest bidder.

The prolonged primary and the excesses in states where the GOP/Tea Party candidates took over the majority is guaranteeing the election for Obama.

" Too much change, too quickly" hurt Obama early in his administration but in the states, that's exactly what is being attempted.

Might have succeeded just offending/threatening/goring the oxen of, say , Latinos, but running off Latinos, women, state employees, those dependent on federal jobs/contracts,teachers, auto workers,those who believe we have environmental issues but aren't environmentalists and homosexuals is not going to win future elections.

And,it's always been a problem that after you win, to hold power, you have to govern well.

With Santorum , the GOP will get 35% of the vote max. With Romney, it'll be closer but he's been pushed so far to the right and this has gone on so long , he won't have time to convince Independents and RINOs that he won't cave to the extremists. He has no time to sell himself as Reagan and Bush did, as " compassionate" and reasonable.

Anonymous said...

Voting for Santorum. Got a problem with Romney(care) but admit I haven't personally researched enough on that topic.

@ March 9, 2012 6:56 PM, "In Romney I trust". You can support the candidate of your choice, but give me a break. Didn't we have enought of that crap 4 years ago with the current pres.

After the primary, after the candidate is chosen, I'll vote for whoever is running against Obama. He must be defeated.


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