Monday, November 1, 2010

Liveblogging tomorrow night.

The Kingfish will be live-blogging the elections tomorrow night. Tune in online to the best online party for election-watching. Don't bother being sober because I won't be.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hope we have a freakin sweeping victory!!!

Longwitz--CHECK
Marcy--CHECK
Brasfield (my pick-not in your district)--CHECK
Weill- (not in my district, but I have heavily promoted him to my Jackson/Hinds Co folks)
Gregg Harper-CHECK

Thanks in advance for the blogging, KF! We'll be following!

Anonymous said...

Why will you be drunk? It should be a pretty great night for you and all your tea party heroes.

stilettoGOP said...

Although I see Priester taking it, say someone is on the fence about Southern or Farmer, leaning Southern, any thoughts on that out there? Anyone? (Beuller?)

But yeah, Weill, CHECK, I hope at least. Harper, YEP. And y'all got Longwitz for sure I would think.

Put on the scuba gear and go vote! Gonna be an interesting night.

Anonymous said...

I'm planning on voting for Southern.......just don't know enough about the other candidates.

Anonymous said...

65 votes at Belhaven College at 8:00 AM. Better turnout than 2008.

Anonymous said...

When Jimmy Giles is on the ballot in Belhaven the turnout goes way up.

Anonymous said...

I'm told Madison Co. is seeing turnout like it's a presidential race. Problem is, they didn't set up the polls to handle it. Oh well, anyone can do their duty when it's easy. All of us that snicker about people who stay home when it rains are about to find out what we're made of.

Anonymous said...

Giles has been quiet lately. What's he up to?

Anonymous said...

The poll @ Parkway Pentecostal was packed this morning ~ 8 am.

Anonymous said...

It seems the candidates didn't resort to the dreaded robo calls this election. I wrote at another forum that I had decided not to vote for any candidate who did this even if I had intended to vote for them.
I felt if they were inconsiderate by intruding into my private time, they would automatically be excluded from my consideration.

Anonymous said...

Are you going to be liveblogging from the Longwitz campaign HQ?

One wonders why a candidate for a $70k per year job would spend so much money on the campaign. Obviously, he just loves justice.

Anonymous said...

I voted at Parkway Pentecostal this morning. Arrived at 6:45, only to find that at least 75 people were there ahead of me. There were only four voting machines, so I didn't get to cast my ballot until after 7:30. It was pouring down rain when I left and, of course, I had left the umbrella in the car.

Anonymous said...

1) The Viking Golf Classic office polling site in Annandale had about a dozen people at 11 am. Poll workers told me the county cut down on personnel and voting machines because they expected a light turnout.

2) I got the robocall yesterday blasting one candidate as being "a puppet of Mary Hawkins Butler". That's all I got because the idiots who programmed it don't know how to recognize an answering machine outgoing message, and started their spiel while my outgoing message was being played to them.

Anonymous said...

I voted in NE Jackson this a.m. It seems turnout is above average and bordering on high. Between the motivated GOP base and the Jeff Weill GOTV effort, which has handled Jeff's third election in three years, the result is a high turnout in those precincts. Bodes well for Jeff and probably B Southern or maybe Farmer.

Anonymous said...

Longwitz is a made up candidate and pawn of Mary Hawkins. Its sad that this phony will be county court judges because the peasants will do whatever Queen Mary tells them too.

Anonymous said...

That isn't record turnout, at least so far, for the precinct at the Willie Morris Library.

Anonymous said...

Of course Madison had a huge turnout. It's full of super-conservative, racist white people who were literally frothing at the mouth in anticipation of going to the polls and voting against the negro president and his "socialist" agenda.

Anonymous said...

Be real careful. Those kind of words get Nobody Nic Lott real pissed off.


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