Monday, September 6, 2010

New poll: Vote for favorite Democrat

Who is your favorite Democrat in Mississippi? Nice selection in the poll. Vote early and often.

19 comments:

Paul Mitchell said...

Suh-weet!

Kingfish said...

All right you knuckleheads, knock it off.

Anonymous said...

What if I don't see a favorite on the list? You no option for NONE OF THE ABOVE.

Anonymous said...

Gosh, if you can't get a better list than that.....then why bother?

Anonymous said...

Can't vote for any of 'em. There isn't even a good, better or best in the whole bunch.
I did see very bad, worse and awful, though...

Anonymous said...

"None of the above"

Anonymous said...

For entertainment value alone, Hob Bryan deserves this win.

Anonymous said...

Oliver Diaz was a Republican when he was in the Legislature. Since then he's been a Supreme Court Justice that is nonpartisan. Did he switch parties since he go beat?

Anonymous said...

I have different demmies that are my favorites for different things. Like my favorite media hog/quote machine, favorite clueless wonder, favorite jackass (literally), favorite playboy, etc. To which are you referring?

Anonymous said...

i would has to say kenneth stokes is.


kenneth stokes

Anonymous said...

Somebody at City Hall must have noticed the poll. Harvey shot up all of a sudden. Probably every computer in the city empire

Anonymous said...

Our editorial nonetheless infuriated Mr. Hood, who wrote us to deny he was ever in "collusion" with Scruggs. So imagine our surprise when State Farm, as part of continuing Katrina litigation, recently released more than 400 pages of emails it had obtained from the public-relations outfit that once served the Scruggs Law Firm. It turns out that Mr. Hood was so tight with the Mississippi tort mob that he turned to them for help to refute our arguments that he was . . . in bed with the Mississippi tort mob.

By 5:48 a.m. on the morning our editorial ran, Mr. Hood had whipped off an email entitled "Draft Response to Another Wall Street Journal Attack." It was addressed to 18 individuals, many of them Mississippi trial lawyers. It read: "Friends, Please email me your thoughts on this draft response to the attached article in today's Wall Street Journal. Don't worry, this is just my initial venting draft."

Anonymous said...

I remember when Jim " the pompadour"Hood couldnt prosecute the tort mob cause he considered them like "family" .

Of course , none of my family ever gave me $500,000 contribution.

Anonymous said...

What settlement?

Per Alan Lange:

“The evidence of the settlement agreement shows that Jim Hood just plain lied to the voters and taxpayers of Mississippi about the existence of this agreement and its meaning. He knew the truth and publicly said otherwise. For seemingly no better reason than to avoid a bad press day, Jim Hood and his press secretary actively and deliberately leveraged the fact that the agreement was sealed to intentionally mischaracterize it, hoping that it would never see the light of day. When media groups filed to access it, his office wasted taxpayer dollars and fought us every step of the way. The settlement agreement released today completely verified our suspicions and entirely validated our position.”

Anonymous said...

I'd like to change my vote to Jim Hood.

Anonymous said...

Wait until the sealed Courtney Scholemer testimony gets released. Her testimony is why Hood settled.

Anonymous said...

5:02, you are correct. But, it could be delayed for at least 30 days. Great Unsealed article from Brian:

http://neshobademocrat.com/main.asp?SectionID=7&SubSectionID=302&ArticleID=21883

Anonymous said...

Lange indicates the release is this week.

Anonymous said...

Harvey leading? Your scientific poll sucks.


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