Thursday, November 12, 2026

Gift or Grift? We Report, You Decide

Someone purporting to be the uncle of one of the Ole Miss students involved in the um, monkey incident seeks $20,000 to get her back home.  



Give at your own peril.  Well, there is just one problem.   Check out how much a flight from Memphis to Los Angeles cost if she flew first class. 


Awful lot of money for a flight and a trip to the powder room.  Oh well, maybe someone will donate $150 in gold (yes, there is a joke there.).  

Of course, does anyone think Ole Miss expelled this student who didn't do anything but laugh? 


15 comments:

Anonymous said...

You haven’t flown in a minute

Anonymous said...

I guess I could be a sugar daddy, she should hit me up

Anonymous said...

Typical leftist selective outrage at dumb teenagers making monkey noises to a ring camera next to a closed door blocking them from even knowing what color the residents were.

Same group of hypocritical selective outrage leftist you’ve not heard a word from…..or even supported Keisha Lance Bottoms becoming Gov of Georgia…..the same Keisha Lance Bottoms that as Mayor chose to protect BLM protester thugs from her Atlanta Police Department leading to the death of an 8-year old innocent child Secoriea Turner (there is a 100% chance this child would not have been murdered by the BLM thugs had Keisha Lance Bottoms let the police do their job).

Democrat Base Platform:
Money noises to a ring camera = BAD!!!
Dean children due to the protection of criminals by Democrats = A-OK!!!

Anonymous said...

I ain't got time to read all that.

I'm happy for you tho, or sorry that happened.

Anonymous said...

It’s clear who is the real victim here

Anonymous said...

7:50 PM Dude is playing keyword bingo

Anonymous said...

Why would an uncle that cares so much post a provocative photo of her??? Must be a potential sugar uncle!

Anonymous said...

@ 7:50 PM Correction:

Democrat Party base Platform:
MONKEY noises to a ring camera = BAD!!!
DEAD children due to the protection of criminals by Democrats = A-OK!!!

@ 9:14 PM, it was a long day, thanks for the laugh!

Anonymous said...

I imagine it’s just someone raising money off of the incident that doesn’t really know her. The public has taught people that once something happens, it’s time to raise money for them regardless of who is at fault. Useful idiots.

Anonymous said...

7:50 pm. Take a chill pill bro.

Anonymous said...

So?

Anonymous said...

Go, go Greyhound!

Kingfish said...

Actually the money raised so far is almost enough to pay for economy. Guess Audrey Hepburn's $50 for a trip to the powder room has been affected by inflation

Anonymous said...

6:44 AM, let us guess, as long as its poor minority children doing the dying due to Democrats protecting criminals, and not your babies, you can “chill,” right?

Anonymous said...

I gave $ 50.00 to the cause. Sweet young girl a little tipsy being hounded by the liberals (B&W) shouldn't have their future ruined. It was funnier then racist. But, just let Liberal ABCNEWS broadcast it nationwide to get clicks is tragic.


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