Thursday, May 7, 2026

Uppercut!!!

 Who needs wrasslin' at the Coliseum when there is regular entertainment of the pugilistic variety in the Fondren? 


20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Honest to God animals. The whole lot.

Anonymous said...

Wild hog problems in the city!

Anonymous said...

And we can video the white version of the same thing at Flag Island. I guess this stuff has always existed. We just didn't have cameras that let us look into the areas we didn't dare go into - whether that be Choctaw Village or Midtown.

Anonymous said...

The Fondren? This looks like a random gas station, not a Mexican Restaurant in Fondren. Can you please not try and drag us down every chance you get!

Anonymous said...

This doesn't look like Fondren.

Anonymous said...

9:37, my thought exactly - the restaurant should apply for MDAC’s Wild Hog Control Program. They could bait the traps with any kind of food since those sows don’t seem to be too picky.

Anonymous said...

I've never seen so many fighting whales in one location

Anonymous said...

I’m honestly tired of seeing public arguments turn into fights AND I’m tired of coming on this blog and people calling people animals and other disrespectful names. Fighting in public is unsafe, and that kind of language just pours gasoline on the fire. We can address problems without dehumanizing one another. Or just don’t say anything if you’re willing to offer solutions for the problem/situation.

Anonymous said...

That's the corner of Taylor and State. Not at Green Ghost - across and up the street from Green Ghost. It's drunken brouhaha at TC's Uniforms.

FWIW - I live in Fondren and often grab tacos at GG. Green Ghost has toned it way down since that kid ran over people in the lot.

Anonymous said...

For reference I think that’s next to WC Dons old location

Anonymous said...

There was a time when stupidity just happened. Now it is broadcast as entertainment. Everybody is not doing this, but because it is broadcast we make it a big deal. It's not.

Anonymous said...

Don't look Mexican to me; maybe they got lost on their way to Bully's and got distracted when they passed Green Ghost.

Anonymous said...

The people involved already dehumanized themselves through their voluntary behavioral choices. The commentary is merely a textual reaction from the public after the fact.

Anonymous said...

10:13, I have a solution. Those in the video can lose weight, get a job, and conform to societal norms. Now that I’ve offered that solution, I can go back to saying what I want about those water buffalos.

Anonymous said...

Relax 10:13, before you have a heart attack. Like it or not, reality really does suck.

Anonymous said...

A friend of mine recently offered to move one of his employees from part time to full time. She declined, telling my friend those extra hours would cause her to “lose her benefits”. She wants to remain dependent on government instead of working her way out of that situation. That’s the mentality of the people we see in that video.

Anonymous said...

Our "societal norms", or theirs. Huge difference.

Anonymous said...

10:47 That is absolutely not the corner of Taylor and State. There is no wide open intersection like this with traffic lights there. And obviously no gas station. I think this is somewhere down Woodrow Wilson.

Anonymous said...

Maybe some people need to act better in public. It always seems to be the same group of people fighting. We see it everywhere. It is getting more and more obvious that some people can’t seem to act decent in public anymore.

Anonymous said...

Cultural pugilants out for an evening fight after dinner.


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