Tuesday, May 19, 2026

JPD Needs Your Help

 JPD asked the public to help identify several people in the parking lot of the Hideaway Saturday night.  A video was released and is posted below. 


20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why are they asking? As if they are going to serve time for their crimes? Unserious city, unserious state, unserious nation, unserious people. Absolutely nothing will happen to those thugs. And us pansies will do nothing about it. No one gives a shit about anything but comfort and money.

Anonymous said...

You mean Chief PhD can't just talk them into identifying themselves?

Anonymous said...

The police couldn't download the video from the system, and instead provides us with shakey cell phone camera recording of the monitor's screen?

Anonymous said...

It’s not all her fault. It’s like having a good coach with sorry players

Anonymous said...

So instead of downloading the actual video and being able to post it, the high-tech JPD is using a cell phone to videotape the monitor

Anonymous said...

So instead of actually downloading a video with a higher resolution, JPD is using a cell phone to take a video of the actual video being played on a computer monitor? Quality investigative skills.

Anonymous said...

Why would I waste my time finding another criminal for one of the people’s chosen activist judges to slap on the wrist? Is the Hinds County judiciary going to act like black lives matter is more than a slogan? Is the “diagnosed alcoholic” part time DA and full time criminal going to sober up long enough to try the case?

Anonymous said...

Appears they got out of black car, look up the tag and go gather them up. Write a ticket to the one parked in the handicapped spot too.

Anonymous said...

Nobody in Jackson will turn them in

Anonymous said...

That walk.

Anonymous said...

JPD needs our help?

How about NO.

Any time my business was vandalized or vehicle was broken into, JPD was of ZERO help.

No, JPD, just do your job. You can figure this out.

Anonymous said...

Jebus, what a bunch of wet blankets. Maybe these guys did something somewhere else and this is the clearest footage they have. Someone shot the screen with their cell phone since they can zoom in and get tight shots on just the interested area. Have you ever even seen an episode of Columbo? Geeze. Oh well, you armchair warriors go back to complaining.

Anonymous said...

Good shot of them if the quality was better.

Wow said...

What is wrong with you people? We are a community. Our law enforcement is trying to solve a crime and asking for our help. If you can help, help.

It really is that simple.

Anonymous said...

Some dumbass has a decent copy and will post it for bragging or promotional purposes. Just check FB, X, IG, and SC.

Cynical Sam is Back said...

This is an example of the high tech that the PhD chief promised Jackson.

Anonymous said...

THIS! They are useless when you need them and now they want our help? Fuck that!

Anonymous said...

See above. They claim they want our help in making Jackson better but try calling them. They are out doing donuts in a parking lot and contributing to the chaos.

Anonymous said...

Give them a break. They just upgraded to an iPhone 6.

Anonymous said...

We are a community? Clearly you do not live within 5 miles of the public nuisance that is Taste.


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