Monday, August 23, 2021

Is the New Sheriff a Control Freak?

 Interim Sheriff Marshand Crisler tightened his grip on the Hinds County Sheriff's Office.  HCSO issued the following statement: 

Effective immediately, all PIO related correspondence should be relayed through Sheriff Marshand Crisler. His contact information is:....

Captain Tyree Jones was the Public Information Officer but it is rumored he may run for Sheriff.  Politics is politics and Mr. Crisler probably does not want to see a potential opponent in front of the cameras.  Fair enough. 

 However, Mr. Crisler may want to actually do his job instead of worrying about politics.  There is a reason most Chiefs and Sheriffs delegate public information.  Mr. Crisler is going to have to deal with every reporter asking a question, every public records request, and every other communications task that will bog him down from doing his job but hey, it allows him to showboat, doesn't it? 

 What Mr. Crisler should have done was assign the task to another subordinate but that would require actual critical thinking skills. 

Kingfish note: Oh, and one further question, Mr. Crisler.  Who paid for those pizzas delivered to the employee meeting at at Raymond today? What was it, 50 or 70 pizzas? Just curious. 

44 comments:

Anonymous said...

Kingfish, Donna Ladd wasn’t lying when she said what she said about you.
Some “mean man” touched you as a child, I’m convinced.

Anonymous said...

So I guess all anonymous KF comments must go through Marshand as well…2:54pm!!!!

Anonymous said...

Stop the clock...I thought Marshand was fixing the water billing system. Wait...he's now Sheriff. Well hot damn...that dude is one talented multi-tasker.

Anonymous said...

@2:54p- So you're totally fine with an interim appointee (by a dysfunctional board) coming in and routing processes to benefit himself in an upcoming election?

Another Peter Principle Example said...

He is in way over his head. Being the former chief of a 5-man police department just doesn't cut it.

Anonymous said...

Why has Crisler taken over PR? Because, just like Mayor Choke-a-chicken, he wants to cover up what he is NOT doing... Madison County, here I come!!

Anonymous said...

(Melvin has entered the chat)

Anonymous said...

Standing in front of a camera is a double edged sword. Especially the way the news media likes to edit a story to fit their own narrative. Maybe those pizzas were for the TV reporters.

Anonymous said...

I hope David L. Archie bring this up at the next board meeting.

Hopefully that Supervisor will have two gavels and will have read a few more wiki articles about "Robert's Rules of Order".

Anonymous said...

I worked 45 years in professional sales. It would be highly unusual for me to attend a sales or educational seminar where they did not offer food. And, I might add, it was always much better than pizzas. I am not supporting this man or any others, but I give him a pass on this one.

Anonymous said...

If they would give Archie two gavels he could do his impression of Gene Krupa.

Anonymous said...

He was paid $60k to “fix” the water bills. Has he made any report of his progress? This is a typical pay off. Disgusting.

Anonymous said...

@3:44pm - Sorry, we’re full. Try Niknar.

Anonymous said...

Kingfish, Donna Ladd wasn’t lying when she said what she said about you. Some “mean man” touched you as a child, I’m convinced.

I'm convinced of your mental midget status if you've concluded that anything Ladd uttered carries any value here.

Anonymous said...

4:32 this is typical of Democrat cities. "It's Our Turn". The "end of Jackson" started with the change in our form of government 35 or so years ago.

Anonymous said...

@3:42PM
What are you talking about now? Do you really believe I read these articles? If I wanted to read the news I’d go to a respectable news site where real journalists deliver the news. Not this copy and paste site.

Anonymous said...

Who else in running?

I'd Like To Suggest.. said...

I remember back when Leftenant Graham was the 'man in front of the camera', years before Corndilulu Greens broke onto the scene. In fact, he was the first ever that I remember holding down that job (city or county). So, what's he doing these days and why can't he handle that assignment? He's unbiased, delivers professionally and is trustworthy and all.

Anonymous said...

Nobody has heard of Tyree. Leon Seals has announced he is running. Good dude.

Anonymous said...

If I wanted to read the news I’d go to a respectable news site where real journalists deliver the news.

Name two.

Anonymous said...

The "job" is to get the job. Or the job is to get elected. Being sheriff is just a title among a whole bunch of other titles. People like Calhoun and Marshand and even Archie do not see anything more than a platform and a source of cash to exploit. Next job...get elected. Crime? What crime?

Anonymous said...

How will Interim Sheriff Wanna Be keep the department running smoothly while micro managing and running a campaign? I can tell you he will have to do more than buy pizza for those deputies and detention officers to get their votes. Rub more elbows at Char where he has been spotted begging more money and support to get any votes from the citizens of Jackson. November 3, 2021, can’t come soon enough. This whole appointment of Crisler is a joke!

Anonymous said...

@5:31p- What exactly do you think your stance projects? You dog on KF and state this is not a real news source, yet here you are multiple comments in. Is it personality disorder or stupidity? Help us make sense of your existence.

Anonymous said...

If any member of the Hinds County Sheriffs Department was rumored to run for Sheriff without approval of the Sheriff, that individual would be reassigned to the jail or fired!

The interim Sheriff may be too weak! Go on and fire his ass, if it’s true!

…. said...

@6:37, where have you been? Under a rock???? You can be serious!

Kingfish said...

That's dumb but I forgot, it's kill or be killed. When Sheriff T retired, three candidates worked at MCSO. They made a deal when the race started that no matter who won, no one would lose their jobs and the race wouldn't get in the gutter.

Anonymous said...

Tyree and Leon are both good dudes. Can’t go wrong with either!

Kingfish said...

Copy and paste site? Funny. They ALL do it and do it repeatedly, I"m just honest about it. They get the same press releases, post them as their own work or sometimes twist a word or two to claim it as their own work.

Except for CJ Lemaster, who does any real reporting on JPD for example? Do you see media outlet here doing anything but reposting JPD's tweets and press releases with maybe a sentence added?

Anonymous said...

This shit would have made a great sitcom back in the day.

Justice for Frodo said...

Crisler reminds me of the Shirrifs (sic) from the Lord of the Rings 3rd book (not movie), Chapter-“Scouring of the Shire”. They strut around the Shire with feathers in they caps tryin to look important but they are really just flashy empty suits. Of course even the most detestable hafling is born with some natural “hobbit sense”. Unfortunately Crisler is not one of the Shire folk and he is so clearly lacking an good hobbit sense at all.

Anonymous said...

Kingfish, you look really bad trying to explain your non-existent journalism skills on a blog. Journalism is a degree which allows journalists to earn a living, and not beg for money on a blog. Journalists win awards. What do you win—blogger of the month? And please, please, stop naming real journalists as if there are real journalists who actually know you.

Please. Donna Ladd has more accolades than you have blog posts.

Anonymous said...

@6:39PM
Kingfish, I know this is you, trying to get me to name real news sites so you can copy and paste their articles.

Speaking of Totally Unqualified said...

'Another Peter Principle Example said...
He is in way over his head. Being the former chief of a 5-man police department just doesn't cut it.'

Sort of like a JSU Traffic Cop being appointed Police Chief of the state's largest city? You can count on a butcher's hand the number of times she appeared on camera during her tenure. Got her 'four high', though.

P.S. A 'butcher's hand' has four fingers.

SPOONER FOR SHERIFF

Anonymous said...

A woeful satirist @ 11:14 PM. Get a friggin' life. The world is full of "journalists" who didn't spend a damn day in journo school.

Anonymous said...

11:14 Journalists like the ones at the New York Times that pushed the mayors narrative of racism caused the water system to fail, and to my knowledge, despite multiple people contacting them and proving otherwise, never retracted to the story. Most "journalists" by degree are liberal hacks that push an agenda, not report on the truth. You must fit in that category.

Anonymous said...

Is this April 1st? People defending Donna Ladd? I'd trust Pravda, Q-anon, or the D'Lo Gazette before I'd trust what Donner Kay writes.

Anonymous said...

8:35
I have a buddy whose grandson was taking a "journalism" course at Florida State University. The professor openly stated that facts have nothing to do with the "story".

Anonymous said...

Investigative journalism is a dying art, and most "journalists" today are writing essentially Op-Ed pieces -- sometimes supported by leaked information that supports their narrative.

Anonymous said...

@8:35AM
OH. I fit whatever category you place me. That said, I’m honored to be a thought in the forefront and back of your mind. My words are known to move mountains. My actions move souls. If you believe there’s a journalist who logs into a blogger account to copy and paste the material of others then so be it. I choose to believe otherwise. I’m not here to convince you of anything.

If you say the sky is purple then it’s purple.

Anonymous said...

@11:37AM
You’re still believing in April Fools Day. I can’t debate people like you. It might ruin my game.

Kingfish, is this the best you can do? Please tell me this isn’t the best you can do. Send me your absolutely best commenter and not these complete imbeciles.

Anonymous said...

Maybe we give the Control Freak a shot?
I mean, what do they have to lose at this point?

Can they get worse?

Anonymous said...

Here is a "Journalist", good ole Mika Brzezinski.

"Trump....thinks he can actually control what people actually think. That's not his job, that's our job."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quU_Tbv96Wk

Sorry Mika, I don't want my thought controlled.

Anonymous said...

Rest assured, there was a reason why the majority on the board wanted this person to be in that seat. And we all know what it is.

Anonymous said...

They all just wanna paint their name on cars that don't belong to them.


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