Friday, September 29, 2017

Next stop: Prison

Someone is finally a resident of MDOC after spending a couple of weeks in the Lowndes County jail.




26 comments:

Anonymous said...

That bald ass cue ball head would look good with a 6 inch long open gash running across it. Maybe one of MDOC's finest will see to it.

Anonymous said...

No doubt that some hard hitters brought the game to him. He got to quick bed on Monday (Sept 25th) and was moved to R & C on Wednesday (Sept 27th) He can run but he can't hide. With MDOC nobody outruns AT&T


R&C is lockdown but he still can be touched there. The extortion game is in effect now

Anonymous said...

I spent the night in Lowndes County Jail once! Good times in 93!

Highly recommend the facilities.

Anonymous said...

Attn 11:10 Sounds like you have been there!!!

Anonymous said...

I know that bastard. Didn't know the name nut I knew the man.
He was never any good.

Anonymous said...

If someone asks him "you want to be the husband or you want to be the wife?", he should know there is no good answer to that question.

Anonymous said...

@11:57 it wouldn't have involved The Club would it?

Anonymous said...

Name change coming ...maybe Brianna - any suggestions?

Anonymous said...

mark your calendars. his sentence will be commuted by phil bryant on bryants last day in office and he will be turned loose. learn to love it.

Kingfish said...

I will be shocked if the Governor does any such thing. He took a hard line on trustees, commutations, and pardons when he took office. I think he had a relative who was murdered and thus made it clear the ways of the Haley would not continue. If I'm wrong on that part, correct me.

Anonymous said...

Unless they put this fella in some kind of extreme protective custody, he will be extorted until they day he is paroled. I hope they beat him daily as his family sends more and more money to the gang members who have made this scumbag the bitch of all the other scumbags.

Anonymous said...

I wish you were right, 5:43. But, from posts made about this case, since it started making news, the guy's family ARE participants in organized crime. They, if what I'm reading and hearing is correct, routinely cause the law to be subverted to benefit themselves.

If you're familiar with Faulkner's fictional Snopes Family, these people may be a modern-day/real-life equivalent of that.

Nobody with such connections, is going to be the victim of extortion, as a person from a DECENT family would be. If anything, he'll be a victimIZER, rather than a victim.

And Kingfish, I hope you're right, and I'm wrong, where the Governor is concerned. But I, too, am pretty sure the Governor WILL intervene.

Anonymous said...

It would likely be a fascinating read to see a research piece on where are all of Haley's pardoned criminals.

Anonymous said...

all of you republican party stud muffins and you stupid jokes about prison rape. strap this one on. it will be YOUR party that releases him in a couple of years via a governors commutation. just like YOUR party released karen Kirby after she BBQed 2 people. here in this third world , one -party state you can buy anything you want from the stinking republicans.

Anonymous said...

As 6:33 said, he will not be a victim. More than likely the family will have enough pull to have a person (lots of money will be involved) to be inserted to protect him and that persons family will be made comfortable. There are plenty of people out there to do it. If the employee turns then repercussions against the protectors family will then take place. It's a safeguard to make sure everyone is on board.

Anonymous said...

I live in Waynesboro & the whole area should be very afraid when this awful rich white boy is returned to Wayne Co jail as a trustee because he'll be allowed to leave the jail on "work-release" for up to 16 hrs/day I've heard. Everybody who knows this pampered creep and his creepy family know he hasn't actually WORKED 16 hours collectively his entire life...except playing golf every day,going to Florabama, killing endangered exotic animals, flying his private plane to kill said animals. Oh I forgot his favorite hobbies...drinking/drugging &driving,drugging and abusing women & children & going on public racist tirades!

ATTN ALL WAYNE CO RESIDENTS: LET'S TAKE OUR CITY/COUNTY BACK FROM THIS UNHOLY FAMILY!!! THEY CAN'T ABUSE OUR MOST VULNERABLE & GET AWAY WITH IT ANYMORE!!!!

Anonymous said...

Can't believe all of the sharp legal minds commenting don't know how this works. KF's post is spot on.

The new resident is being processed into the MDOC system @CMCF, which is good to see. CMCF is no Boy Scout camp. Just a temporary layover in this prisoner's MDOC odyssey. The MDOC facility where he's assigned to start serving out his sentence will be enlightening. I'm sure his attorneys are doing everything they can to make sure he'll be assigned to a CWC as soon as possible. Would be surprised if MDOC goes that route right out of gate considering the interest the community has in this case/convict. Time will tell.

Anonymous said...

10:22, what the community thinks has never been a priority in this case. If anyone gave a damn about the community he would not have been out of jail for so long.
Lets see how long it is before he is out of jail.

Anonymous said...

10:22, for all of us here who suffer from AF (Acronym Fatigue), please SPELL-OUT the pluckin' entities for us. Not everybody is up on "the lingo".

Anonymous said...

to sept 30 @ 1;08........ i already answered you question......... on bryants last day in office.

Anonymous said...

KF..... YOU ARE A FABOULOUS reporter, and bryant did say 6 years ago that he would take a hard line on commutations, however people have very short memories, they are only concerned with what is going on right now. nobody remembers the karen irby event during the waning days of haley. she BBQed 2 people and she was let go, and this case will be nothing more than a repeat no matter what philbilly says. the party bosses will order bryant to sell the family a pardon and he will do it. the party made philbilly and and they can ruin him just as easy if he disobeys orders. the mississippi republican party wants that 6 figure check , just like they did in the karen irby case and they gonna get it .dont be so niece people, don't be offended by the truth, remember where you head it first

Anonymous said...

in january 2019....when bryant leaves office he will be turned loose. thats in a mere 15 months, mark you calendars and see if I'm not right. you can bet a fat-ass , butler snow lobbyist named haley will handle the whole thing as soon as that family writes the big check to the mississippi republican party

Anonymous said...

I don't believe either Phil nor Tate will make the mistake Haley did. Haley didn't give a damn about the state of Mississippi. Phil and Tate have to stay here. Phil because he can't go any further and Tate will have a pretty big problem to take care of before he goes to Washington! He knows what's he doing, and his dad is keeping a close eye on this case!

Anonymous said...

to 6:28....what you ignore is that phil, tate whoever, all get their marching orders from the party bosses. you credit them with a lot of autonomy that they really do not have.

Anonymous said...

Thank you, 1:34. I too despise Acronyms.

Anonymous said...

I suspect next up is public integrity charges against the sheriff of Wayne count for not serving the restraining order that was sent to his office to be served against Brian Clark. There is a mississippi gods section dealing with this. I would expect visits from both federal and state authorities. Stay tuned !


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