Sunday, October 20, 2013

Representin' Ole Miss at The Grove

TexasAgs toured the Grove before their game last weekend and produced this little video.  Two Ole Miss chicks are the main stars.



Here are some more pics of the main attraction in the video.   Ms. Shelby has been quite a hit on the websites.  


34 comments:

Anonymous said...

Extremely old news. This site is usually quicker than that. That poor girl was parodied by LSU fans all day yesterday.

UM Alum said...

What's the mating call of an Ole Miss sorority girl ? . . .

" I'm SOOO Druuuuunk ! "

Anonymous said...

Very disappointed KF. This was making the rounds last Wednesday. You're almost a week behind on this.

Anonymous said...

How many Ole Miss coeds does it take to change a flat? 2.

One to hold the diet coke and one to go call daddy. (Long distance to Texas)

Anonymous said...

"We have low IQs."
"School spirit is about vodka waters."

Wow...

Anonymous said...

Partying at the Grove. Dan Jones' next target.

I'm serious. Just watch.

Anonymous said...

Where's all the smack talk about Ole Miss kickin LSU's ass, Kingfish? Who is laughing now?

Anonymous said...

Dan jones won't last long enough to get to that

Kingfish said...

6:49:

What part of I was in bed with a stomach virus for two days did you not get?

Republic of New Afrika Reporting said...

Did the stomach virus prevent your reporting on the murder at Motel 6 and Chockwe having no public comment about it?

Kingfish said...

Actually it did and then Blue Cross broke. Deal with it.

Anonymous said...

Luckily we managed to get an update on 'The Cougar'.

Kingfish said...

Yes and she has posting privileges. Why don't you try reading? You apparently have the reading comprehension skills of Precious Martin.

Rarky Speardon said...

Hell, the girl knew exactly what she was doing. That video has already given her 7 and a half minutes of fame, almost as much as young Skylar on idol.

The Jessica Simpson look-a-like was hot, I hope she's a broadcast journalism major and starts in the Jack-Town market after graduation.

Unfortunately, never in my life have I seen drunk girls at LSU, the agricultural school in Starkville, Bama, Florida, Millsaps ect. The funniest drunk girls are the lil' MC coeds over in Clinton.

Anonymous said...

Dan Jones should stop obsessing over Col Reb and sticks with flags and start raising admission standards. This place looks like a waste of taxpayer dollars (let her burn daddy's tuition payments - that doesn't come out of my pocket).

If people as ignorant as her don't realize they are an embarrassment to their school, and keep their stupid comments off of YouTube, then the school should protect their reputation as an academic institution and just keep them out. If her goal in life is to maintain a 2.0 I see pole dancing in her future.

Anonymous said...

Every red-blooded man on this board, if they're honest, would absolutely LOVE to take her home. She's my future ex-wife!

Admiring a Perky Set said...

I'm red-blooded and don't want to take her home. Back seat maybe, but not home. This hottie is the reason 'the cougar' sits at home reading JFP and the Northeast Jackson Sun.

Anonymous said...

She got drunk and said naive stupid things...give her a break....what a bunch of jackasses

Anonymous said...

I'd be willing to bet she'll be better off in 20 years than the rest of us; provided she doesn't drive drunk. There is some rich guy waiting around the corner wanting to "marry" her.

Anonymous said...

reading comprehension skills of Precious Martin....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous said...

Absolutely Jones! Remove the offensive symbols of the past and rename the buildings. That is the solution.

Pics or videos of Shelby in some stage of undress end up online in 3, 2, 1.

Anonymous said...

Don't know why the King didn't include this photo. Nice rack.

Jail Bait Lookout said...

Only ten percent of that rack is hers. The rest came out of a sterile package. What the fark has Precious Martin got to do with an unreported murder or a rotund, middle-aged woman writing for the school newspaper?

Clintonrebel said...

Save your poison for the vast population of idiot adults in the area. Piling on a drunk coed shows your true character. And yes, I'm implying a literal interpretation, jack asses. Your daughter may be stumbling around oxford one day. God help her if she comes across any of the pricks on this board.

Anonymous said...

Lighten up 7:12. She is as cute as a Maltese puppy. Really.

Anonymous said...

@ 9:59 smack talk..
Since you haven't hotty toddy'ed in a few weeks, that's pretty big talk 4/someone who was on a losing streak. You were due a win... we were due for a loss. We lost it. Y'all didn't win it! REAL TALK!!!

Anonymous said...

@ 9:59...smack talk
Since you haven't hotty toddy'ed in a few weeks, that's pretty big talk 4/someone who was on a losing streak. You were past due a win... we were due for a loss. We lost it. Y'all didn't win it. Real Talk!

Anonymous said...

@9:59 Smack Talk...
Since you haven't hotty toddy'ed in a few weeks, that's pretty big talk 4/someone who was on a losing streak. You were due a winn... we were due a loss. We lost it.
Y'all did not win it.
Real Talk

Anonymous said...

Big difference between a "drunk coed" and a coed drunkard. That wasn't the girl's first rodeo.

Fourth And Four said...

She may have had a couple of drinks, but I didn't notice any mispronounced words, slurred speech, stumbling, profanity, disrespect to others or a demand that Gene Magee be called.

If you want to see drunks, check out the skyboxes, including the chancellor's.

Anonymous said...

If you could make a video of how I see Ole Miss (and all Southern Joke Schools, and football crowds...), this YouTube video is what it would look like. I know there are real students at that school, with real objectives in life: but honestly, how sad and ugly and pathetic this all appeared.

Our kids chose schools in Minnesota and Washington State, and announced (as so many Mississippi kid do, these days) they would not be returning when they graduated. This video shows WHY. "Missing a Party" is actually an OBJECTIVE for some kids (the ones who've figured out that getting drunk is pointless and counterproductive). When we're around our alcoholic/hard-partying/bankrupt/Ole Miss Alum Delta cousins, listening to them recount their latest drunken 'adventures', our kids whisper, "Everything about this makes my skin crawl."

As for that girl... This is as pretty as she'll ever be. Imagine her husky Working Class, Rust Belt, YANKEE accent turning into the gravel-voiced bark of a cigarette-smoking, middle-aged, bitter divorcee, and you have a vision of the future. As for now, it's truly amazing what a few 'Vodka Waters' can do to amplify a mild case of Histrionic Personality Disorder.

However, I'm sure some surgeon out there would love to make her his third wife. And then, she can be one of the drunks in the Skyboxes - until she gets saggy (and replaced - and bitter - and regretting that pre-nup...).

"Every red-blooded man on this board, if they're honest, would absolutely LOVE to take her home. She's my future ex-wife!" Young man, just remember, she's - by her own admission - not smart. She's not blonde. She's not tall. Are those the genetic characteristics you wish for your descendants? 'The Bloom of Youth' is only temporary. Choose wisely: genes are forever.

Anonymous said...

Imagine her husky Working Class, Rust Belt, YANKEE accent ...

She's from Houston. As in Texas.

Anonymous said...

9:43 Minnesota and Washington State huh? Geez .... That's as far away from "home" as they can get without leaving the country.

Hadley said...

Damn Anonymous, you really laid into that girl..
The first part of your post I was nodding, "Yes, must be an intelligent and thoughtful individual.."
THEN you begin your task of trying to 'take her down a peg' and tell everyone how her future will turn out. Well, I would like to say that your comments said more about you than this cute girl simply enjoying college, then I'd also be remiss if I didn't add that the hardest partying girlfriend I had in college was actually very intelligent and able to enjoy herself without it dictating the outcome of her life..
She got a Masters in Speech Pathology and is doing really well for herself, good thing you didn't give HER a reading.


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