Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Savages.

WLBT  reports several people were held up at Northminister Baptist Church last night

12 comments:

I Can See Clearly said...

Criminals with a basic thought process actually plan their targets based on an ability to do the deed and get away.

A congregation of people driving nice cars, very few if any of whom are armed, presents a criminal's buffet.

meople said...

its very reassuring to know that not only Tommie is in Jackson letting criminals off in court but soon Chokwe will handcuff the police a lot like Obama did our soldiers in war to not interfere unless they themselves have been fired upon.

Anonymous said...

The church should uproot and move anyway. Maybe flowood?

I'm sure there's a missionary baptist willing to pay top dollar for the building.

And 11:16 your logic is mostly correct. Except the location isn't as much of a factor. You don't have to be in much of a hurry to get away to beat jpd.

Anonymous said...

Expect more of this and more frequently. There are two forms of reparations - this way or the Obama way.

Anonymous said...

I am so glad I went to St. Andrews and not JPS. Best money my parents could have ever spent.

Mr. Greenjeans said...

I spent three years in the 82nd Airborne and five years in the 7th Special Forces Group. Until a few years ago, I never carried a weapon in my car or on my person. In fact, I had not fired a weapon in ages.

I now possess an enhanced carry permit and carry a gun almost everywhere.

My advice: get your loved ones trained and certified to carry concealed. It may save their life one day.

It's sad though. The world we grew up in no longer exists-and it ain't gonna get any better.

Who would have thought you could be robbed in front of a church. If turds will do that, what will they not do.


I Can See Clearly said...

My logic is not only 'mostly correct', it is 'absolutely correct'. Please tell me not all the men in this church are afraid of guns. Or that they think being robbed may simply be 'the Lord's will'.

Anonymous said...

I can guarantee that if they try this stuff across the street at Covenant, they will be met with deadly force. The preacher is a country boy from Itta Bena, and several members hunt and are armed. Also, judge weil will not object to blood trailing these thugs through Eastover. You are not safe anywhere these days.

Anonymous said...

8:13, are you saying that people are carrying weapons when they attend services at Covenant, or just that some members own weapons generally?

Anonymous said...

None of your business, 10:51.

Anonymous said...

At Northminster, they will pray for those who committed these crimes. And I would also think that at Northminster they will stay right where they are and continue to be a positive force in the city of Jackson. Only a change of heart of the thugs of Jackson will do any good--no amount of gun control laws, alcohol control laws and the like will do anything. If teaching kids in JPS 'alternative' history can keep them out of gangs, then isnt it worth it? You can't list 'carjacker' as an occupation on an application to a restaurant anyway...but you can list a high school diploma..no matter how worthless it may be

Packin' & Itchin' said...

At Northminster, they better pray for their own ass instead of these Jacktown thugs who are gaining control of the city. It is utterly idiotic, unsupported and without basis to suggest that there is going to be a 'change of heart come to Jesus' descending upon these urchins. You're right about one thing though, 11:31....no gun control laws, alcohol laws or shoving them into alternative school will make any difference. But, blowing a few of their asses away in the church parking lot will.


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