Friday, November 16, 2012

Larita at it again.

This time Larita Cooper-Stokes is protesting an animal shelter in her district. Sad part is, the mutts are probably more civilized than she is. Watch the video on WLBT.

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

Any politician who is crazy enough to protest giving homeless cats and dogs a home would not be long in office in a normal city. This is one of the most mean spirited acts I have seen even in Jackson.

Anonymous said...

She'll be trying to register to vote in four years. At least they can use some of her signs she left all over town for potty training.

Anonymous said...

If she was really doing her job, she would have known about this before the permits were granted. Most city councilmen know when a large business is looking to move into their district, but that would be expecting far too much from the likes of a Stokes.

Anonymous said...

Larita needs a twinkie.

KaptKangaroo said...

Larita would actually have to show up to realize that the business was being considered and approved.

Anonymous said...

Kapt.....she shows up to get her paycheck!

PittPanther said...

I don't blame her for complaining. Put the animal shelter in NE Jackson, close to the people advocating for the animals.

PittPanther said...

Did you see the video, and see the absolute hellhole of a shelter they currently have in Rankin county? It was so bad that Rankin told them to either build a new building or get out of dodge. So rather than build a nice facility, they're trying to move into Jackson, hoping they can recreate the same rathole they have in Rankin. Good deal for Stokes for not standing for it.

Anonymous said...

No one will notice another hellhole in Ward 3 least of all Ma & Pa Stokes.

Anonymous said...

I've owned property in Ward 3 for over 25 years. The dogs will be an improvement.

Anonymous said...

It amazes me how people will make such strong statements without knowing the facts. The new facility is located in an industrial area - they are using an existing building that was sitting vacant for years. It will NOT be a hellhole or a rathole - and Rankin County actions are related to issues too long to discuss here - they are not what they appear to be ---

Anonymous said...

Please, there is a stockyard across the street from the new facility. Use your imagination

Anonymous said...

Ms. Stokes forgot to mention something. There are no residential neighbors in this industrial area. In fact, there is a brickyard and a stockyard across the street. Trucks full of cattle go in and out all day. This building is an abandoned warehouse/factory that is now under extensive renovation and will provide indoor housing for all of the abandoned animals. We should all support ARF.

Anonymous said...

Instead of complaining about the no-kill shelters and the excellent work they do trying to save lives, why not pass neutering laws to reduce the suffering?

Anonymous said...

Those are white peoples dogs. We don't need them here in Jackson. What we need is a shelter for black peoples stray dogs only.

Anonymous said...

How about move the dogs to the Hinds County Detention Center in Raymond and move the prisoners from Raymond to the building on Mayes Street.

Nuff2Say said...

Kenny was out there too... watch the video closely and you can see him

Anonymous said...

3:02, Should both sexes in the neighborhood be neutered?

Anonymous said...

Why, Why is it that Mrs. Stokes can make RACIST statements like her husband and get away with it. If it was a white person they would have Jessie and the whole posse ripping them apart. Is it because they are ignorant and we are to look the other way? BullSh*@t, the shoving will not last long....I guarantee it!!!!

Anonymous said...

Dogs in heat has always been a problem for Kenny and LaRita.

Anonymous said...

Free Dental work for Cow Stokes!

Anonymous said...

Where is the precious JFP on this? No where. I guess the dogs are racists? No wait, it's Rankin, wait again, everyone is racist.

Stop dogsplainin'!?

Anonymous said...

You know the JFP will ignore most Stokes stories and avoid passing judgment on these clowns for fear of offending the only 10 idiots who actually read that rag and think Ladd is a genius.

Anonymous said...

According the JFP, only white people are racists. So...yeah.

Anonymous said...

I want JJ to post the Stokes sex tapes. I hear it is very reminiscent of the Dolomite movies.

Anonymous said...

I want JJ to post the Stokes sex tapes.

Have mercy...it is Monday morning and isn't that enough to contend with?

Anonymous said...

The dogs are fine. It's Larita and Kenny that need st be muzzled.

Anonymous said...

Going to take some super-sized muzzles to fit Latrina and Kenny.


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