Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Haley fires back

Haley fired back at Billy today in this letter:



32 comments:

Anonymous said...

Shorter version: You dumb fucktard, don't beleive everything your dumbass reads on a damn blog. Dem or Repub. You dumb fucktard.

Paul Mitchell said...

I wish Haley would specify which blogs he doesn't believe. Some are a danged bit stronger than say, The Clarion Ledger or The Fondren Bugle.

Anonymous said...

A plausible deniability excuse from Chairman Mao's legal team does not mean that Fill didn't say what was reported.

Save the taxpayers' money and draw lines at the capitol instead of federal court. Then vote for Dennis.

Micah Gober said...

I heard it was cottonmouth.

Ironghost said...

"Draw your lines send me the results." I think is a shorter reply.

Anonymous said...

8:04 Any Republican who votes to accept what Billy McCoy is so deftly serving up on a platter ISN'T FIT to stay in office. A lot of people are watching to see which ones fold. Any Senators out there reading: IF you fold you WILL be opposed by a strong and well-funded candidate the next time you run. You may as well do the right thing and have to run twice than do the wrong thing and think you only have to run once. You won't have to run again next year anyway, because you will be gone.

Anonymous said...

I love Haley Barbour. I wish he could stay forever.

Anonymous said...

Poor Phil. It'd be nice to get to the bottom of this and find out the truth re: what was really said. Perhaps signed affidavits or a FOIA request. Haley sure distanced himself from the LT Gov in his letter. A smart thing to do.

At this point, Phil is literally helping Dave Dennis poll numbers rise. At least he is doing something to help Mississippi.

Goodnight and good luck Bryant.

Anonymous said...

Dave Dennis is a JOKE

Anonymous said...

"FOIA request" Ha. assuming you can come up with the exorbitant search and copy fees Phil's staff would require.

Anonymous said...

8:56, grow the fuck up.

Rebekah said...

What a great letter. The only thing that would have made it better would have been the word "douchebag" at the end.
As in, I don't believe everything I read in a blog DOUCHEBAG...

KaptKangaroo said...

Rebekah,

As always you choose such wonderful, truthful, accurate recommendations for improvement!

Kapt

Anonymous said...

Rebekah - I agree totally ;-)

KaptKangaroo said...

I wonder if Mr. Speaker was just trying to get a letter addressed to him from HB as an investment in the future. Meaning, his signature if he is elected (when?), may go to fund his retirement.

Rebekah said...

Kapt...I try ya know? I try...
But anytime I can throw in my favorite word in a sentence just makes my day

Anonymous said...

8:56, can you give us an explanation for your offering i.e. why you think he is a joke, as opposed to your post?

Anonymous said...

Dave Dennis is the nearest clone to Hayley we could elect. He is definitely no joke but is a very intelligent realist who has built a very strong business. That resume is definitely needed for the times ahead

Anonymous said...

I would compare him more to Fordice, minus the infidelity.

Anonymous said...

KK, poor investment...especially if the government shuts down and everybody who imagines this a great strategy gets their reality check.
Going off drugs cold turkey can kill ya...won't be another conservative Republican elected for two decades.
When John Doe's credit get ruined , his truck repossessed, and he starts owing all those late fees, it ain't gonna be pretty. Then there's the folks counting on a tax refund check. The non-coms are going to feel betrayed.
And, the " agreement " is down to eliminating The Clean Air Act and cutting funding for Planned Parenthood ( which doesn't DO abortions,just lists them as an option)?
Hell, I never even knew the Tea Party was opposed to clean air.
Insanity. Frankly, I don't think they are opposed. I think they want to eliminate all the federal government and have a "do over" and they don't care who suffers in the process as THEY won't.

Anonymous said...

3:52
You're a moron.

Anonymous said...

3:52 - first visit to our planet? Planned Parenthood is the biggest provider ot abortions in the entire country - now, what else are you totally ignorant about?

Anonymous said...

It must be a slow day @ the Bugle.

Anonymous said...

Slow day at the bugle indeed.

Donner ( Neshoba Gal ) K's interns have
obviously been spending allot of time on JJ rather than actively pursuing perceived social injustice issues in Jack Town & trying to insert the word "Fondren" in each paragraph.

Babs Blackmon probably ain't too happy bout' that.

Anonymous said...

I hope Haley stays in politics, regardless of what that might be.

Any man that knows the meaning of flabbergasted and actually uses it correctly in a sentence is a man after my own heart.

Anonymous said...

Great jog, 3:52. You are a moron. I ain't a Tea Party person, but I know enough to know that a lot of rank and file "laborers" constitute their ranks. You spot any hedge fund managers in the pictures of the rallies you've seen?

Paul Mitchell said...

10:55, I actually did see a hedge fund manager at one. But, it was certainly not because of the money that is rolling to him since Barry started buying DJIA. The one that I know has a philosophy that rivals mine.

I am not a laborer, though.

Anonymous said...

True 10:55 and the Tea Party rich and poor are right to be angry and frustrated, problem is that you got fed misdirections for your anger and now its going to backfire on everybody.
You need to worry less about how much money is spent and more about HOW it gets spent and where it goes and who benefits.
Pray tell how will taxpayers benefit from doing away with The Clean Air Act ? Look at the cute additions to the budget bill that have little to do with spending.
For example:
You want to " drill baby drill" and deregulate but not who profits and who gets hurt if it's not done responsibly.
Money's driving much of the Tea Party's core beliefs but it ain't reducing government spending, it's increasing profits for the big boys.

Paul Mitchell said...

8:54, the Tea Party population is getting the money from where exactly? Oh, I know, it is those Koch brothers, right?

Wade said...

Yes 3:52, if the govt shuts down it will obviously be the fault of conservative Republicans and tea party members. I'm sure every argument you have with your significant other is always their fault as well. If the govt shuts down, both sides have some explaining to do....but they never will. The only ones who really know what's going on are the con men...err...congressmen in DC. I know that I don't know all the facts and I'm just as certain that you sure as Hell don't!

Anonymous said...

We are going to MISS Haley.

Anonymous said...

9:10 we'll see who had more facts and no, I'm not a " right fighter" which is probably why I've been married for nearly a half century.
I also have more than a little experience working for both political parties and read bills.
What we are really looking at is how years of simplistic campaign misinformation to rally their base backfires on both parties.
Me, I liked the days when Erwin and Dirkson could sit down and knew the difference between politics and running government. The folks we have now don't know the difference...true believers all.


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