Thursday, June 3, 2010

Surprise!

A little ole local securities, investments, playing with money or whatever you call it firm got a surprise visit from FINRA a few months ago. FINRA just showed up unannounced and said "We want to look at your books right now."

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ok, I'll bite. Who was it?

your highness said...

You are seriously fearless. And I love it.

Anonymous said...

who? who? i got some money w locals!

Anonymous said...

come on, when is the other shoe going to drop?

Anonymous said...

"Oui, oui, monsieur"

Anonymous said...

I have been steady checking this site since 10:03AM this morning wondering which securities firm is being investigated. Could someone please provide an answer? The judgment link lists Todd Stauffer as a defendant, but I highly doubt he is liscensed in securites.

Anonymous said...

Wha'ppen Kingfish?

You took down the JFP post.

Anonymous said...

I have been steady checking this site since 10:03AM this morning

Welcome. I'm the President of the Fan Club. Please click on the 'Donate' button and lend a hand.

The dude is a one-man writing animal. Please help keep him writing.

Anonymous said...

I am a bit confused. I was curious as to which firm was being investigated, and now I am being asked to donate to this site. I have seen many questions answered on this site, but never a solicitation for donations from the President of the Fan Club. Considering the fact that Shoegirl just posted, one-man writing animal is factually incorrect. I did not come here to get into a pissing match with you, but I don't appreciate your comment. Does anyone else have an answer to the original question I asked?

Anonymous said...

Doesn't appear so, and that is unlike KF. I'm waiting for an answer too. And the fan club comment was a joke. We have lots of smart asses on this board and you need thick skin to participate. Stick around, the conversations get interesting and KF's reporting is the best, bar none. I like to call it, All the News the CL Won't Print.

Anonymous said...

Not typical KF reporting. Sort takes away the integrity thing.

Anonymous said...

Nobody forces you to read.

Anonymous said...

We read what we choose, but to elude to some action by the gov't on a financial institution and then not back it up is not typical of KF. He is always right on the money and never dances around. The post on "Surprise" seems to have only donations in the crosshairs.

Kingfish said...

I've also been known to string things along or break it out over a several week period. Just sit back and enjoy instead of trying to rush rush rush.

Anonymous said...

...but to elude to some action by the gov't on a financial institution and then not back it up is not typical of KF.

You must be new to these parts. KF has been a tease exactly like this since he launched the joint. When you start your own blog to show us all how its done then give us a holler. Maybe a good name for your blog would be Whiny Asshole.

Anonymous said...

I would guess that if there had been any real government intervention in any financial institution in the area, our beloved C-L would have reported it.

Anonymous said...

Sure. Right. Go ahead and bank on that. Be prepared to lose your shirt.

Anonymous said...

Calling someone a "whiny asshole"? Is that you Councilman Stokes?

Anonymous said...

FINRA's visits are not public, so no one would even know unless action was taken.

Anonymous said...

Morgan Keegan is the only firm I'm aware of thats been in the news lately. Maybe FINRA decided the local office deserved a look.

Anonymous said...

just heard on radio: morgan keegan. it's also archived in the clarion liar.

Anonymous said...

First National in Rosedale seized.

Anonymous said...

Don't think its Rosedale. Banks aren't regulated by FINRA. I guess we'll just have to stay tuned... anticipation, anticipation... you're making me wait...


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