Monday, June 7, 2010

Fiddling and eating cake



















While the Gulf Coast was saturated in more oil yesterday, the White House from the top on down decided to play beer pong and have water gun fights.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

A lot like our governor doing the same in New York while we down here were saturated with oil.

Justin said...

Partisan hack. Just as bad as some of the libtard crap about Bush and Katrina.

Anonymous said...

Just lovely.

shelleywinstead said...

I see dead fish. Really! I do...1. Rahm "dead fish" Emanuel and 2. dead fish and wildlife all over the coast. Nicely played Obama/Biden.

Shyla said...

You guys just need to relax. PrezBO has already said, "This will be contained."

Now, don't you all feel better?

Anonymous said...

12:29 The Gov was in Central Park with MISSISSIPPIANS promoting MISSISSIPPI. It has gone on for years and every recent governor has continued promoting the best of Mississippi to outsiders.

Did you think he should have been down in Biloxi with a bucket and shovel scooping up "sheen"?

Anonymous said...

1229. Quit wearing a KFC bucket for a sunhat and you won't be covered in oil ya stoopid fuctard.

There ain't anybody in Misssissippi slathered in oil yet unless it's suntan oil. And don't replace the KFC buckethat with a home-made one from aluminum foil either.

Anonymous said...

4:05...so you don't believe we will be? Hmm...talk about stupid fucctarding to the higheat point of fucctarditivity. You win the BP dumbass prize.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm ... last I remember there were 24 hrs in a day. A couple of snapshots of a moment in time of some people in Obama's cabinet are supposed to make the case that the obama administration is not doing anything about the BP oil spill? Is that what you're saying? If not, what are you saying?

You are a hack, dude, which coems as a surprise to no one.

Anonymous said...

You are a hack, dude, which coems [sic] as a surprise to no one.

AND you are still reading. Tell us which of the other anonymous 'no ones' you represent. Dude.

Anonymous said...

422. Probably a meaningless exercise in English for you, but, ummmm, I never said it wouldn't happen, just that it hasn't happened. Yet. Remember that whole past tense, present tense, future tense thingie in school? Barbour being in NYC has absolutely nothing to do with anyone being "saturated in oil" while he was up there. Please, at least be an informed partisan fuctard, it makes you slightly more amusing.

Anonymous said...

456
You need to read the original post. Kf is the one who said while the gulf coast was saturated in oil, indicating that it was wrong for Biden to be having a party. I personally don't think Biden or Barbour were wrong, but if one was the other is.

Anonymous said...

Its an opinion blog asshole.

Anonymous said...

KFC Buckethead? I thought that guy was some kind of cookie monster heavy metal thrash guitarist--

http://www.bucketheadland.com/story/index.html

KaptKangaroo said...

Damn, I'm not even in the conversation and these jokers are going at it pretty good...And FWIW Beer Pong rules! I bet if we met over a game of beer pong to make decisions, we just might get something done!

Kingfish said...

Kind of hard for governors to do anything if the EPA shuts them down. I still think EPA and BP are joined at the hip to some degree. They won't let Jindal try anything, brag about being tough on BP but let BP do what they want.

remember that story about that little company I posted a few weeks ago. Well, I'm going to post something new in the next couple of days about BP that will raise your eyebrows and please BP, send me a cease and desist letter. I need a new trophy.

Anonymous said...

OMG no!!! And you are writing a pointless blog while you are apparently saturated in oil. Im sitting on the porch with a glass of red wine (reading your pointless blog) while Im saturated in oil. God forbid! Please you people have been yelling about the govt regulating oil companies forever and now when it comes back to bite you its Obama and co.'s fault. What do you want them to do??

Dread Pirate Roberts (aka Kapt) said...

I am waiting!

Anonymous said...

I got a guy that has an idea that can shut down the well. This is a person who understands all the science behind it based on experience. The prevailing "Conventional Oily Wisdom" for some reason will not hear it. If I got you drawings and write-up, would you publish? I have seen it and it's a pretty damn good idea, so simple, I wondered why; reply was you don't have enough experience to understand.

It would be scrutinized by all with welcome arms. In fact, this person is so emotionally attached to it, I don't know where to turn.

Kingfish said...

Send it to me via email. thanks.


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