Friday, May 23, 2008

Ed Peters Served.

Fourcef tell Kingfifh that apparently former Hindf County District Attorney Ed Peterf waf ferved paperf outfide of hif home thif morning. Mr. Peterf refufed fervice, putting hif handf over hif earf, and went infide hif home. Hif wife threw the paperf down on the ground and faid he wafn't home but apparently Mr. Peterf is confidered to have been ferved under the law. The cafe involved was Eaton Aerofpace. No confirmation of the rumor that Mr. Peterf waf finging Roxanne as he covered hif earf.

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure that putting your hands over your ears is an effective way to stop the legal process.....or not.

Anonymous said...

In a recent comment Kingfish wrote, “I never claimed to be a journalist. In case you didn't notice, this blog is COMMENTARY.”

This post (Ed Peters served) seems to contradict that statement. True commentary is an explanation or criticism of an already existing story. Furthermore, a news print commentary is typically several hundred words in length. Kingfish’s supposed commentary reads more like cheap shots at existing Jackson media outlets, or botched news stories.

This particular piece reads like a story off the news wire with poor grammar and unsubstantiated gossip. A true news piece should read as follows:

Jackson Jambalaya has learned from its sources that former Hinds County District Attorney, Ed Peters was served with papers outside of his home this morning. Witnesses report that Mr. Peters attempted to refuse service.

My problem with this blog is that it blurs the line between news and commentary. Kingfish needs to decide if she/he is a journalist or commentator. As it stands right now, Kingfish is failing at both.

Anonymous said...

In which case?????

Anonymous said...

I can tell you exactly who Kingfish is: He/she/it is that pathetic follower of any trail of gossip (true or false…doesn’t matter…just so it’s juicy). Go through time into any audience of blood thirsty onlookers of inhumane “sports” who thrive on the misery of others and can’t wait to point their self-righteous, knarly hypocritical fingers at others...and there you will find Kingfish and others like him. They aren’t taking news and reporting it, commenting on it, or working through it to find the sense and help readers do the same. Kingfish likes to sling mud and fosters an atmosphere for other mud-slingers to join in. He is invasive, nitpicking and conniving; judgmental, overbearing and self-important; he is quick to accuse, slow to listen, and bound to spew venom because he needs attention in a big way and obviously can’t get it through positive channels.

He stirs up as much nastiness, negativity and repulsion for his subjects as he can muster, all the while gleefully searching for the next topic on which he might spur on another feeding frenzy of other bloggers with even less positive outlook in their lives than his/her own. And there you have him, ladies and gentlemen: Kingfish! A real stinker. And did I mention immature, petty and just plain mean? He has lots of words in his head, for sure….but the way he cobbles them is only for the purpose of inciting ill will and breeding contempt. When he does give a thumbs up to someone or something, it is fleeting and only to feed those matters of his own personal interest. So keep on reading, responding and feeding his ego…what you get here is so bogus, it defies all laws of fairness, equity and journalism under any definition. I’ve seen all I need, and I’ve had my say….so I’ll now depart. This place bores me.

Anonymous said...

The boner @ 1:20 PM needs to give it a rest. Don't read the damn thing if you are driven to be such an asshole.

Go get into social work if you want to be so control freaky.

Anonymous said...

speakingmymind, go see your therapist. You have Kingfish confused with the Jackson Free Press.

We won't miss you when you're gone.

Anonymous said...

This is a personal blog for Christ's sake!! He can write whatever he wants!

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...
In a recent comment Kingfish wrote, “I never claimed to be a journalist. In case you didn't notice, this blog is COMMENTARY.”

This post (Ed Peters served) seems to contradict that statement. True commentary is an explanation or criticism of an already existing story. Furthermore, a news print commentary is typically several hundred words in length. Kingfish’s supposed commentary reads more like cheap shots at existing Jackson media outlets, or botched news stories.

This particular piece reads like a story off the news wire with poor grammar and unsubstantiated gossip. A true news piece should read as follows:

Jackson Jambalaya has learned from its sources that former Hinds County District Attorney, Ed Peters was served with papers outside of his home this morning. Witnesses report that Mr. Peters attempted to refuse service.

My problem with this blog is that it blurs the line between news and commentary. Kingfish needs to decide if she/he is a journalist or commentator. As it stands right now, Kingfish is failing at both."

Good to see you, Donna!

Anonymous said...

Anyone with a halfway functioning brain knows that these posts are Kingfish's opinions. If you want to see commentary masquerading as news, go over and read anything written by the Queen Bitch of Fondren at jfp.com.

Anonymous said...

These types of problems are usually the result of wagginas struggling with suppressed urges to be sportin' boners.

nmisscommenter said...

So, I'll bite:

Isn't the question here "served with what?"

A subpoena?

A summons?

a memorial day greeting?

I'm guessing something to do with one of the civil suits, but who knows.

Anonymous said...

Memo to the Kingfish: Have a Happy Memorial Day. You the man!

Anonymous said...

Instead of responding with insults why not try to respond to the statements in comment #2?

Anonymous said...

Yeah Fish, you've really blown it here. This screw up is easily as big as reporting that the slain JPD officer was castrated. Another big boner move on your part.

Anonymous said...

All this talk of boners is making me horny.

Kingfish said...

My site has gone from a blog about jackassery to one about bonery.

You guys are something else.

Anonymous said...

Gotta be a bitch for the Waggina Free Press and the boner @ 1:20 PM to discover that JJ wasn't posting "unsubstantiated gossip" but instead was scooping their asses.

Anonymous said...

Mmm. Boners and asses.

Kingfish said...

I think this earlier post will address some of whats being posted in this thread:

JJ's mission statement

and make no mistake, if I want to write a true news story, I can write one as good or better as any reporter in this damned town and that includes those with master's degrees from Ivy league institutions or award winning reporters at newspaper dailys.

Anonymous said...

and make no mistake, if I want to write a true news story, I can write one as good or better as any reporter in this damned town and that includes those with master's degrees from Ivy league institutions or award winning reporters at newspaper dailys.

And commentary as good as any other damn wagginas or boners.

Anonymous said...

Mmm. Boners.

Anonymous said...

The Queen Bitch of Fondren does not like me because I'm WHITE! :(

Anonymous said...

I just want to know what Kingfish was doing while typing this. Just do one thing at a time Kingfish.

: )

Anonymous said...

"""This is a personal blog for Christ's sake!! He can write whatever he wants!"""

Fish needs to understand one thing. "What goes around, does INDEED come back around. Of course he is too young to realize this. It takes time to mature.

Anonymous said...

"""This is a personal blog for Christ's sake!! He can write whatever he wants!"""

Fish needs to understand one thing. "What goes around, does INDEED come back around. Of course he is too young to realize this. It takes time to mature.

Anonymous said...

If you knew him, you would know he isn't that young or immature. He's done more selfless, mature acts already in his life that most people ever do.

Tom Head said...

"Fish needs to understand one thing. "What goes around, does INDEED come back around. Of course he is too young to realize this."

He's obviously too young to realize this, because you'd have to be senile to "realize" that the victims of Auschwitz-Birkenau did anything to deserve their suffering, or that opulent dictators did anything to deserve their luxury. As one obviously young and immature person once wrote, the rain falleth on the just and unjust alike.

Kingfish said...

As things turned out later that day WLBT did report that Peters was served in the Eaton Case so yes, my little scoop was correct. I knew what I was talking about when I made the post and was satisfied with my source's veracity.

I think someone was made because I scooped her on her favorite targets: Melton and Peters.

Anonymous said...

Attn: KF - after two years of dormancy this thread seems to be attracting spam

Anonymous said...

Must be Bullslut from over at NMC's place where she's attempting to give KF grief.


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