Saturday, July 5, 2025

Open for Business? Um, Not Exactly

 Amid a wave of self-praise, the Lumumba administration announced the grand re-opening of Thalia Mara Hall Monday.  

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D.L. Gardner: Is the Tide Turning Yet?

On June 22, President Trump launched “Operation Midnight Hammer” that severely affected Iran’s ability to produce a nuclear bomb. The operation used more than 125 aircraft including the main strike force of seven B-2 Spirit Bombers supported by fourth and fifth generation fighters and dozens of air refueling tankers. Each of the seven bombers carried two GBU 57 Massive Ordnance Penetrator (MOP) weapons.

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JPD Reports Two Homicides

 JPD issued the following statements. 

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Friday, July 4, 2025

Happy Independence Day!

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"Habitual Cruel and Inhuman Treatment"

 JJ generally does not post divorce orders.  However, there is one in Rankin County deserving mention.  Special Chancellor Patricia Wise granted a divorce to the husband of Carly Gregg's attorney on grounds of habitual cruel and inhuman treatment.  

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Idiot of the Day

Trying to bribe a police officer is never a good idea.  Exhibit A: Hollie Peden of Rankin County.  

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Horhn Rolls Out His Team

Newly-inaugurated Jackson Mayor John Horhn announced several appointments yesterday.  Read 'em and weep. 

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Croissant-Wrapped Shrimp

Although ZeroBear retired from his weekly gig here, it seems a shame to give up the weekly recipe.  Check out the recipe for  Croissant-Wrapped Shrimp posted below.  

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Thursday, July 3, 2025

Fight the Blight!

So much for leaving things better than you found it. Check out how the Lumumba crowd left the Hood and Porter buildings when they scurried away.

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Celebrate Independence Day ON Independence Day

 Clinton does it right as the city celebrates Independence Day on Independence Day, not July 3 or June 28.  Check out the festivities posted below. 

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One More Hat Goes in the Ring

 Shuwaski Young issued the following statement. 

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Progress!

 You better take extra care of that rental car or else you might get dinged for a few hundred - or thousand - dollars.   The New York Post reported: 

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Shad Busts A Few

 State Auditor Shadrack White announced several successful prosecutions this week. 

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Meet the Mayor

Jackson Mayor John Horhn is holding a public "meet & greet' this morning.  

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Wednesday, July 2, 2025

The Return of the Adults

 It appears the adults are back in charge at Jackson City Hall.  Pieter Teeuwissen will serve as Chief Administrative Officer for Mayor John Horhn.  

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Realtor Sexually Assaulted at Open House

 Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement. 

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"Our City is in a Bad Place Right Now"

 Jackson Mayor John Horhn minced no words in his inaugural address yesterday as he spelled out the state of the city while offering hope to its beleaguered residents.  JJ knows you don't have all day to watch a twenty minute speech so it took the courtesy of clipping out a few minutes and posting it below.  Watch as the Mayor gives some unvarnished truth.  

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Robert St. John: A Roast Beef Po-Boy & a Curtain Call

We landed in New Orleans on Sunday, which isn’t when most people arrive in New Orleans unless they’ve made a mistake. It had been a quick trip to New York. In and out. Just two days. The main reason was a play I didn’t want to miss—a revival of David Mamet’s Glengarry Glen Ross. Bob Odenkirk, Kieran Culkin, Bill Burr, and Michael McKean—men who seem like they should be at entirely different cocktail parties, but who worked surprisingly well together. It was sharp, fast, and funny in that dark, uncomfortable way Mamet always nails.

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It's a New Day at Walker's Drive In

 Walker's Drive In posted the following message on Facebook. 

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President Trump Goes Krugering

 United States President Donald Trump nominated James "Baxter" Kruger to be the U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of Mississippi yesterday.  The White House website states: 

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Sid Salter: John Robert Arnold: Scouts honor legendary civic servant, singer, & man of God

Mississippi U.S. Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith of Brookhaven is lending her time to an event on July 2 in Starkville that’s a fundraiser for the Scouting program in northeast Mississippi. At that event, she will receive an award noting her service to the youth in the program.

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Tuesday, July 1, 2025

Get Ready to Go to 11

Stonehenge, black albums, and cucumbers are back as This is Spinal Tap returns to the big screen next week.  Yes, you get a chance to see one of the most influential movies yet again.  Get ready to smell the glove.  Showtimes are posted below. 

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Bye-Bye

Damn, that was  quick.  

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Meet Mayor John Horhn

 Watch Mayor John Horhn's inauguration live-streamed below, courtesy of WLBT. 

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PSA

 This public service announcement is brought to you by WTVA's Chelsae Simmons.  

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Feds Try to Keep Money in Lumumba Prosecution

 The Justice Department filed a bill of particulars this morning in U.S.A. v. Lumumba, Owens, and Banks

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Long May He Reign

 The city of Jackson announced today's inauguration schedule.  

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Seeing the Seafood

 The Mississippi Department of Agriculture & Commerce issued the following statement. 

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Freedom!

 

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Monday, June 30, 2025

The Jambalaya Podcast: Ted Henifin

 Jackson's Water Tsar, Theodore "Ted" Henifin appeared on The Jambalaya with the Kingfish podcast to discuss all things water.  If you want to learn more than you ever wanted to know about Jackson's water system, listen or watch the podcast.  

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Mayor Holds Last Presser, Thalia Mara Reopens

 Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba held his very last press conference while in office today.  The presser is streamed below. 

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Please Support Jackson Jambalaya

 It's that time of year again so please support your favorite Jackson website.  Your support makes this website possible and it would not have made it this far without you. JJ led the way in reporting on the Jackson water crisis and covered stories the media would not touch, right.  However, the need for your support remains as strong as ever. 

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Moody's Damns PERS Changes

 While legislators patted themselves on the back for "doing something" about PERS this year, Moody's was not impressed as it called PERS the "riskiest combination" of asset and benefit coverage of all state retirement systems.  

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Christmas in June?

Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba announced the city's Christmas plans at at June 16 press conference even though he will no longer be in office when the Yuletide season comes upon us.  

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Who? Me?

 What does it take to get a sinkhole fixed in Jackson? 

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Sunday, June 29, 2025

43 Days Cost Orgeron $8 Million

The Louisiana Supreme Court ruled Friday that former LSU Head Football Coach must give half of his $17 million buyout to his ex-wife, Kelly. 

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"Failure Doesn't Take Away Your Gifts"

It was a moment of complete and utter failure for Simon Peter when the cock crowed thrice that morning.  However, the late Dr. Frank Pollard preached "failure doesn't take away your gifts" as something wonderful arose out of the apostle's shame as he became Petra, the rock of the church.   Enjoy the 1997 sermons posted below.  

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Bill Crawford: Universities face tough times as Trump weighs in

Mississippi universities face tough times as political forces led by President Donald Trump align against traditional higher education.

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Saturday, June 28, 2025

A Deadly Catch & Release

 Here we go again.  Grejaun Allen was out on bond for a murder indictment when he allegedly killed LaJarvis Ruffin on June 19.  

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Next Week at the Bijou

 Relive the 90's as Clueless returns to the big screen next week.  Yup, watch Alicia Silverstone bumble her way through high school in a rather humorous fashion.  Showtimes are posted below. 

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Courage Under Fire

 It wasn't a massacre in Michigan - but it could have been but for the heroism of one church deacon.  

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D.L. Gardner: What's Going to Happen?

In April this year Michael Beckley, an Associate Professor of Political Science at Tufts University, wrote a very interesting article in “Foreign Affairs” titled, “The Age of American Unilateralism: How a Rogue Superpower Will Remake the Global Order.” In 2020 Beckley wrote another article predicting America would “become a rogue superpower, neither internationalist nor isolationist but aggressive, powerful, and increasingly out for itself.”

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Friday, June 27, 2025

The Only Constant is Change

 Monday will be a new day at Walker's Drive-In Monday. 

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Flashback Friday

If you are wondering why Hattiesburg attorney Corey Ferraez is still practicing law despite being under multiple indictments as well as contempt of court, check out how the Mississippi Bar handled things in the past.  

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Will It Work?

 Will Hattiesburg fugitive, Corey Ferraez, Esq., stay out of jail?  The attorney is on the lam after a Forrest County Chancellor ordered his arrest a week ago after he failed to appear in court and explain what happened to a $450,000 settlement. 

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Oops!

 It appears the Clarion-Ledger got caught in a bit of fear-mongering.   The "state newspaper" reported Africanized "killer bees" are here in Mississippi yesterday. 

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UMC Studies Preeclampsia's Causes

 Danny Barrett authored the following press release for UMC. 

In the winter and spring of 2021, researchers at the University of Mississippi Medical Center sought to find out if an ounce of diligence and education was equal to a pound of cure when it came to hypertension in new moms. 

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Disgraced Mayor Wants to Erase Bribery Conviction

 Disgraced former Vicksburg Mayor Paul Winfield is trying to get his bribery conviction overturned even though he pleaded guilty to the crime over ten years ago.  

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Sausage Bombs

 The ZeroBear is still away but it would be a shame to let your culinary expectations go to waste.  So in honor of the Bear, check out the recipe for sausage bombs.  

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Thursday, June 26, 2025

Cancelled!

The 80's flashback scheduled for the Brandon Amphitheater in August is cancelled.  Yup, there will be no Styx, Kevin Cronin, and Don Felder. 

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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