Wednesday, March 5, 2025

Mayfield Gets Two Years

 The Justice Department issued the following statement. 

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Idiots of the Day

 If you want to see some of the seamy underside of Jackson, check out Karterpound's Instagram page.  Our man posted yet another video of some um, shenanigans in the hood.  

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Robert St. John: The Weight of a Wedding

Life tends to deliver milestones in clusters, never spreading them out at a leisurely pace, but stacking them up all at once. This week is no exception. On Saturday, my daughter is getting married—a once-in-a-lifetime event. Then, two days later, I board a plane to spend the next eight weeks working overseas. It’s not ideal timing, but that’s the nature of my life. In the coming months, I’ll host six trips across Europe—Spain, Tuscany (twice), a Tuscany trip I call Tuscany 2.0 where I host guests who have already travelled with me in Tuscany but with all new adventures, Holland/Belgium, and England/Scotland. Some of these trips I’ve done before, some are newer variations, but I love what I do, no matter how many times I do it. And while those familiar streets, piazzas, and villages bring me joy, my mind isn’t on travel at the moment. It’s on something far bigger.

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Man Arrested for Sexual Battery

Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement. 

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Sid Salter: Bird Flu a Dire Concern in Mississippi

Empty coolers on grocery store egg product shelves, dramatically higher prices when you can find eggs, and angst and dread among those who make their livings in Mississippi’s robust poultry and egg industry – that’s the new reality.

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Tuesday, March 4, 2025

16 Years for Fentanyl Trafficking

 Rankin-Madison District Attorney Bubba Bramlett issued the following statement. 

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Trans Tyranny

 The tyranny of the trans movement reared its ugly head in Maine when a state representative lost her right to speak and vote after she dared speak out about a trans male/female who demolished the female competition in the state championship track meet.  

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Misunderstanding or Incompetence? We Report, You Decide.

A Madison County woman faces over $10,000 in fines for contempt of court after she failed to turn over  required documents in her divorce case.  However, she blames her former lawyer, Bridget Todd, for failing to keep her informed in what is becoming a familiar story.  Ms. Todd gained prominence for her representation of Carly Gregg last year.  

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Child Molestation Indictment Dropped

A Rankin County college student was allowed to plead guilty to cyberstalking after the prosecution withdrew his indictment for sexual battery of a minor and statutory rape last year.  

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Cartels Try to Hide

 Well, well, well. It appears the Mexican drug cartels are not too happy right now.  The New York Times reported Sunday: 

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Cochran Arrested

 Madison police arrested Thaddeus Clayton Cochran today and charged him with trespassing and contempt of court. 

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Monday, March 3, 2025

Ridiculous

 The horror stories about the Jackson office of the United States Postal Service are true.  

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Thugette Pleads Guilty to Murder & Arson

 Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens issued the following statement. 

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John Horhn for Mayor

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The Empire Strikes Back at Barbie

Local media personality Barbie Bassett took her shot at her former employer, WLBT.  WLBT said thank you, very much, now we will take our own shot.   The two sides will continue to war as a recent settlement conference failed. 

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Vote Early and Often

 Jacksonian John Zehr created a poll for the Jackson mayoral election online.  Feel free to go vote.

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The Other Side of Early Voting

Pete Perry authored this post.  Given the recent flareup over early voting among our elected officials, JJ thought it might spur debate if someone presented the case against early voting.  

As proposed by Senate Bill #2654, “No-Excuse” Early Voting would allow Mississippi voters to cast ballots in person at their County Circuit Clerk’s office for 15 days prior to Election Day, be that a primary, special or general election. 

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Sunday, March 2, 2025

Idiots of the Day

 Meanwhile over in Texas.....

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"I Am the Clown"

Is it ok to be rich? Is it all right to have ambition? What about things? Is it ok to want things? What do these questions have to do with the Sermon on the Mount? Watch the late Dr. Frank Pollard's 1997 sermon posted below to get the answers to these questions and more. He will also explain what the Sermon on the Mount has to do with being a clown.  Enjoy. 

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Bill Crawford: Musk & Spending Cuts Need Higher Debt Ceiling?

Are they auditioning in Washington for a Saturday Night Live skit?

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Saturday, March 1, 2025

Defamatory? We Report, You Decide.

 You wanted it, you got it.  Posted below is the Clarksdale Press Register editorial that generated so much controversy.  Enjoy.  

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The Ostriches Appear

Some JPS teachers squalled about school closures at the Mayoral candidate forum held at Duling Hall last weekend.  As they complained, the candidates bobbed and weaved as everyone tried to avoid dealing with reality.  Perhaps it's time to educate these "educators" as well as our would-be leaders with some simple math. 

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D.L. Gardner: A Deal to Save Lives

Editor's note: This column was received Sunday.  Obviously it is slightly dated. 

The White House has indicated negotiations with Russia and Ukraine are beginning to come to a head, and may be resolved as soon as this week. Democrats and progressive media are stuck reviving a Russian Hoax.

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Friday, February 28, 2025

Ole Miss Student Fights Back

 An Ole Miss student is fighting back against an online scandal she says never happened.   

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MCPP: The Roadblock to Conservative Reform

Last week, Mississippi lawmakers finally stumbled into the 21st century and decided that adults—yes, grown-ups—should be allowed to buy wine online. 

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ESPN: MVSU Game linked to Gambling Investigation

 Some Mississippi Valley State University men's basketball games might, might, be implicated in a gambling investigation.  ESPN reported: 

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Global Warming, the Broiler. and Tuna

Life teaches us that all things are related.  OK, maybe they aren't, but I did get you to read this far and consider looking a bit more into my foolishness.


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Thursday, February 27, 2025

Ms. Energy Institute: The Need to Speed, not Slow, Energy Development

Electricity appears to be the currency of the future for economic growth, and this could put Mississippi at an advantage.

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Jailbait Turns into Prison

Update: The victim was 12 years old.  

Rankin-Madison District Attorney Bubba Bramlett issued the following statement. 

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Time for a Shine

Do you need to get those shoes shined but don't want to mess up your $1,500 Lucchese boots?  You're in luck.  Mr. Sam, the Shoe Shine Man, has a March special of two pairs of shoes for $25.  $15 for a regular shine.  


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The Case of the Missing Golf Carts

 The city of Jackson will pay for golf carts stolen from the municipal golf course.  

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Terminated

Hinds County Chancellor Crystal Wise Martin dismissed with prejudice Clarksdale's lawsuit against the Clarksdale Press Register yesterday.   Judge Martin drew national attention when she ordered the newspaper to remove an editorial criticizing Clarksdale elected officials they claimed was defamatory.  

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Wednesday, February 26, 2025

The Deadline Approaches

Don't miss the 2025 College and Career Savings Art Contest deadline! Applications are due this Friday, February 28.

If you are a student, and you wish to participate, just submit your artwork online at treasury.ms.gov/ArtContest. This year's theme is "what do you want to be when you grow up?"

The State Treasury is sponsoring $8,000 worth of Mississippi Affordable College Savings (MACS) Account scholarships. The teacher with the most student entries will receive a $1,000 MACS scholarship as well! MACS accounts are great because they can be put towards tuition costs, certificates, school supplies and much more!

Before it's too late, read up on the full art contest rules located on the State Treasury website and submit your artwork! Rules

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Gone to the Dogs

 Denise Frazier's dog fetish landed her in prison for a few years.  

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Robert St. John: End of an Era: The Last Chapter of Coney Island Cafe

Some people judge towns by their population. Others point to school systems, parks, water and air quality, or thriving local businesses. But to me, the character of a town is best measured by its small, independent restaurants and cafes—the places that stand the test of time. They’re more than just places to grab a meal—they’re where stories are told, friendships are built, and communities connect.

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Food Fight!

 No, this food fight didn't involve the State Auditor as it took place inside City Hall yesterday.  

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Sid Salter: Controversial Ruling Against Clarksdale Newspaper Puzzling, Disturbing, & Ironic

Note: This column was received Sunday before Clarksdale filed a motion to withdraw the petition. 

Hinds County Chancellor Crystal Wise Martin kicked a political and judicial hornet’s nest in issuing a Feb. 18 temporary restraining order that required a Mississippi newspaper to remove a Feb. 8 editorial criticizing Clarksdale Mayor Chuck Espy and the Clarksdale Board of Commissioners from its website.

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Tuesday, February 25, 2025

Moving Out

 UMC is transferring services from the Jackson Medical Mall back to the main campus on North State Street. The medical center announced its plans in a flyer distributed to state legislators recently.  Some services will remain at the medical mall. 

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Shad Gets Another One

State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement.

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(Alleged) Thugs Shoot at Deputy & Children

Correction: The post erroneously reported Jayveon Murphy was one of the suspects. 

Two knuckleheads sit in the Raymond Detention Center after they tried to kill a Hinds County deputy and her children last week.  

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Clarksdale Wants to Call it Quits

Highlights: 

- History of Case

- The Editorial

- Court Ambush

- Clarksdale Wants to Call it Quits


The city of Clarksdale wants to take its ball and go home after suffering national embarrassment last week.  

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Brandon Man Convicted of Murder in Wife's Death

Tripped his way to conviction 

Rankin-Madison District Attorney Bubba Bramlett issued the following statement. 

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Monday, February 24, 2025

And Then Four Were No More

 A mink killed four Amazon parrots at the Jackson Zoo last week.  

Credit: Alexandria Zoo

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Mayor Holds Presser

 Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba is holding is regular briefing right now.  The press conference is live-streamed below. 

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Attorneys Sued for Legal Malpractice

A Madison County woman is suing  attorneys Bridget Todd  and Richard Roberts for legal malpractice after her divorce was thrown out because a required form was not filed.  Ms. Todd achieved prominence for representing 14 year-old Carly Gregg in her murder trial.  

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When Gangsta Date Goes Bad

 The Byram Police Department issued the following statement. 

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His Watch Has Ended

 Hinds County Sheriff Tyree Jones issued the following statement. 

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Sunday, February 23, 2025

Deputy & Suspect Down

 The Mississippi Bureau of Investigation issued the following statement. 

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Breaking the Barriers

 JJ brings to you every week a sermon from the late Dr. Frank Pollard of First Baptist Church, one of the finest preachers to ever grace Jackson.  Speaking with wit and clarity few possess, he says more in a 15 minute sermon than those who preach hour-long stem-winders.  In the 1997 sermon posted below, Dr. Pollard delves into the story of how Christ used the Samaritan well to break down barriers among race, sex, and religion.  Dr. Pollard even worked in some Jerry Clower.  Enjoy. 

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Bill Crawford: Mild Spats Dominate State Politics

As the dragon and his beast wreak havoc at the national and international levels, political spats in Mississippi seem mild. Interestingly, the ones making news are all Republican on Republican.

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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