Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Car thieves make stealing cars a family outing.

Is it time to start issuing "Baby on Board" signs to car thieves in Jackson? JPD issued the following press release:

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Bloom County

The Meadow Party now has a winning wedge issue.

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FBI: crime down in Jackson, Flowood, Bryam and up in Madison & Ridgeland since 2012

The FBI released its 2014 crime statistics for Mississippi yesterday.  You can read the crime stats for your city in the report posted below or on this page at the FBI website.  The report provides statistics for each category of crime. 

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Airlines ignoring smaller cities

Jackson's struggle to keep airlines such as Southwest is shared by other cities.  The smaller markets pay the price as airlines consolidate and shut down routes.  The Wall Street Journal reported earlier this month:

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Mike Hurst won't take the bait.



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Rick Cleveland: Remembering Bert Jenkins

Hall of Famer Bert Jenkins, perhaps the best coach I ever covered and certainly in the top two or three, was not a screamer. Hollering and yelling – and certainly cussing — weren't necessary for this gentleman/coach to make his points.

Nevertheless, Jenkins, the legendary Gulfport basketball coach, enforced firm rules, all based on what was good for the team. He was a disciplined man, teacher and coach, who demanded discipline from his players. You don't win 83 percent of your games over 27 years without discipline.

Jenkins, who died last week at age 90, coached through the '60s and '70s when teens made challenging discipline something of an art form.

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Attempted kidnapping victim speaks

WLBT  interviewed a woman who was the victim of a kidnapping attempt in Byram yesterday:

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Latest on Bert Case

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Tuesday, September 29, 2015

Byram Police Investigating attempted kidnapping

The Byram police department issued the following press release and photos:

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Have you been injured?

Lawyer seeks damages against LSU running back Leonard Fournette:

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Jackson Municipal Airport snapshot: traffic down but profit increases

The number of passengers passing through Jackson Municipal Airport fell August (year to date) 11% compared to August 2014.  JMAA reported enplanements and deplanements of 573,175 last month but reported 646,328 in August 2014.  However, JMAA reported 710,076 in August 2013, a decrease of 136,901 in two years (20% decrease). Air cargo stayed the same.  Delta Airlines dominated the market share (click on images to enlarge):

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Brent Bailey for Public Service Commissioner



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RePublic Schools wins $9.6 million federal grant

RePublic Schools issued the following press release yesterday.  RePublic Schools operates Reimagine Prep on McDowell Road.

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Bert Case update

Here is the latest update on Berrrrrrrrrrrt Case's condition:

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Monday, September 28, 2015

Bloom County

The Meadow Party is making a comeback. 

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Burglary suspect tries to run over JPD officer.

Maurice Wilkerson tried to run over a JPD officer after she tried to apprehend him while he was allegedly burglarizing another home on Wayneland.  ‎ Wilkerson lives on Wayneland Drive as well, and is 55 years old. 

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JPD nabs NE Jackson smash & grab ring

JPD issued the following press release:

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Judge Kidd gives Broderick a tap on the wrist.

Northeast Jackson hoodlum Broderick Robinson pleaded guilty to possession of a stolen firearm in Hinds County Circuit Court on September 1.  However, Judge Winston Kidd remanded two counts of house burglary.  Judge Kidd sentenced him to serve five years in prison and two years of supervised probation but suspended two years of the sentence and gave him credit for time served. Robinson is 22 years old.   Mr. Robinson was also charged with aggravated assault in a shooting in Yazoo City two years ago.  The adjudication of that case is unknown. Robinson has a long record of arrests for burglary, drug, and firearms-releated offenses. 

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Hurst : Hood covers up

The Mike Hurst for Attorney General campaign issued the following statement:

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As the Bert Squirms

The latest update on Berrrrrrt Case's condition is:

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Sunday, September 27, 2015

Northeast Jackson: FOUND!!!

This dog disappeared during a burglary off of Jamaica today.  Three young black youths pulled up in a goldish Dodge truck and attempted to kick in a door to the house.  The hoodlums were unsuccessful in their endeavors and returned with tools.  They forced their way into the home and proceeded to plunder it.  The dog disappeared during the commotion.  It is a Chihuahua that is all of three pounds.  Chi-chi has no collar or tag.  Chi-chi is skittish as well.  Email tips to kingfish1935@gmail.com. Use the same email if you want to get the phone number so you can contact the number.

Note: Off of Jamaica? Wonder if this was Javaris Chambers and his buddies. 

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Willie Huff's people know how to par-taaay


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Some states are discontinuing movie tax credit programs.

The Wall Street Journal published a column last week that said the movie-tax credit business was turning into a "B" rated blunder for states as the hoped-for benefits failed to materialize. Chris Hudson and Donald Bryson opined:

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Storytime for Bert

Here is the latest Berrrrrrrrrrrrt Case update.

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Driving to Paris, Reds on the move.

JJ is posting old front pages of the Jackson Daily News from the WWII era to give readers an idea of what 1940 readers read on a daily basis in Jackson.  The only way they received their news was through the radio or newspaper.  There was the Movietone news at the theater but it was somewhat dated when it arrived at the bijou.  Most readers have either watched programs or read books about the Second World War.  However, tv and books do not give one a true feel for how it was to live back then and experience war news as part of one's daily life.  The JDN front pages as the war seems more alive as each front page brought a daily dose of news that seems surreal today.  It is a different way of looking at history and one that I think the reader will enjoy.

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Saturday, September 26, 2015

Bert Case update

Here is the latest update on Berrrrrrrrrt Case's condition.

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Bloomberg: State selling $200 million in bonds

The state is selling $200 million in bonds to finance the repair of bridges in Mississippi.  The bonds will be repaid with gambling revenue (JJ refuses to use the term "gaming".)  Bloomberg reported:

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Friday, September 25, 2015

Boneheads

Racial turmoil is bad enough today without people pouring gasoline on the fire but apparently there are some firebugs who just can't help themselves. The Black Lives Matter crowd is mad at the police.  Police supporters are mad at the Black Lives Matter Crowd.  The media eats it up because it loves a controversy and race wars drive ratings.  Enter the firebugs:

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Jackson will try to stop West Rankin wastewater plant in court

The city of Jackson will try to stop a DEQ decision to award a water pollution control permit to the West Rankin Utility Authority in Hinds County Chancery Court.  West Rankin sought the permit so it could build its own wastewater treatment plant.  West Rankin's currently sends its wastewater to the Savannah Street plant in Jackson.   Jackson argues there is no need for the proposed plant  and it will force Jackson to increase rates for the remaining customers. 

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Let it snow

Here is some drone footage of the Square in Oxford covered in snow in February. 

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Bert gets a friend today

Here is the latest update on Berrrrrrrrrrrrrrt Case's condition:

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Thursday, September 24, 2015

The Return of the Hobbes.

I kid you not.

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Feds accuse JPD officer of being a leg-breaking rat for the drug dealers.

The U.S. Attorney's office filed a criminal complaint against JPD officer Bryan Jones for extortion yesterday.  An FBI Special Agent spelled out the details of this alleged goon with a badge in an affidavit filed with the complaint.  The agent alleged:

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Rex Foster will be released in October.

Convicted child molester and former attorney Rex Foster is scheduled to get out of prison on October 11.  He was convicted in Hinds County of sexual battery.  A portion of what is left of the case file is posted below.*   He posted a $226,000 bond after his initial arrest but the bond was revoked after he made contact with his two male victims.  He pleaded guilty and was sentenced to 15 years in prison.  He is subject to five years of post-release supervision.

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Mike Hurst on Jim Hood: Interference



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Too bad. Not!

Some jailhouse justice was visited upon a scumbag who robbed and raped a 72 year-old woman in Vicksburg last weekend.  WLBT reports:

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Bert stirs

Berrrrrrrrt Case's wife reports:

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Wednesday, September 23, 2015

Meet Tammy

Tammy achieved legendary single-name status this week after her epic meltdown on the Paul Finebaum show Monday.  Meet the actual Tammy: 

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Wanted in Clinton



 Clinton PD issued the following press release:

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State Auditor shows how to increase classroom funding without spending more money.

State Auditor Stacey Pickering issued the following press release:

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Rick Cleveland gives out bouquets and more bouquets

Grading Mississippi student-athletes in the still-young college football season:

President's list: Ole Miss. The Rebels get an A-plus-plus. What's not to like? Ole Miss is 3-0 and averaging 64 points per game. The Rebs are a plus-6 in turnovers. The defense is salty. The offense is both efficient and explosive. The special teams have been especial.

Keep in mind, the Rebels have played without their best player, left tackle Laremy Tunsil, who might be the one guy in the country who could block teammate Robert Nkemdiche if called upon to do so. (I would not bet my life on this, however.)

The re-worked offensive line went into Tuscaloosa against the best front seven this side of the NFL and more than held its own. And we haven't even gotten to the best part.

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PRVWSD announces new policy on boathouses and piers

The Central Committee of the Pearl River Valley Water Supply District Party issued the following press release.  There is no mention of fees. 

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Kim Wade: The varnished unvarnished.

KIM Waaaaaaaaaaade was on fire in his opening monologue on WYAB Friday.   There were quite a few gems in this one. 


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Rankin man dies in accident

Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following press release:

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Bert Case update

Here is the latest update on Berrrrrrt Case's condition:

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Tuesday, September 22, 2015

Don't try that in this her' town.

Clinton PD issued the following statement:

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Chief Vance: Crime in Precinct 4 down over 22% YTD

Jackson Police Chief Lee Vance and Precinct #4 Lieutenant Keith Freeman addressed the LeFleur East town hall last night.  Chief Vance said crime in Precinct 4 was down over 22% compared to a year ago. 

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Tammy goes nuts

Finebaum was epic yesterday.  Just listen.

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Baby steps for Bert

Berrrrrrrrt Case continues to take baby steps:

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Bloom County

Please let this be true. 

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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