Monday, May 4, 2026

Jelly Roll!

 Country music sensation Jelly Roll is coming to Brandon.  Tickets go on sale Thursday.  More information is posted below.  




18 comments:

Anonymous said...

who?

Anonymous said...

Disgusting. Don’t give this culture rot gremlin degenerate a dime of your money. His fake “faith” and “recovery story” is the biggest grift ever that boomers are falling for. Dude looks like your average gas station customer in Petal Mississippi and here we are propping him up on stage. CULTURE ROT!

Anonymous said...

@11:05am - This is America today. He’ll be president before you know it.

Anonymous said...

* fart noise *

Low-life alert said...

Face tats. Classy. Not.

Anonymous said...

Hard pass, but everyone else enjoy the show.

Anonymous said...

I was hoping it was Jelly Roll Morton, but I think he's dead.

Anonymous said...

Do any of you nasty haters know his story? Apparently some doubt it . . . too bad. Maybe there is a little jealousy that YOU didn't make it out of the black hole like he did -- he even has the tats to prove where he was. Good on you, Jelly Roll -- can't wait to see you in concert!

Anonymous said...

What's fake about his journey? Please elaborate, @11:05. Or do you just like shitting on someone who crawled out of the hole of addiction to make something of themselves? No, he's not 100% sober in the pure sense of recovery but he is putting in a hell of a lot of work to be better. So please, let's hear your proof that he's a phony.
(Disclaimer: Not a huge Jelly Roll fan but I can't sit idly by well a man gets bad-mouthed here by some mouth-breathing troll)

Anonymous said...

all anyone’s tattoos prove is that they have zero critical thinking and poor decision making skills. Thats all.

Anonymous said...

1:26 if you pay money to attend a “Jelly Roll” concert as an adult “man” there is seriously no hope for you.

Anonymous said...

Uh he apparently had zero critical thinking skills . . . hence the reason he was in prison to begin with. But give credit that he has overcome that and is still working towards his recovery. What a sad act you are to down a person that is trying so hard . . . and in the process has made it big. Jealous much?!?

Anonymous said...

Hard for a guy to turn his life around with so many "who have no sin" throwing rocks at him. Praying you stay on the path to righteousness, JR.

Anonymous said...

This guy is a GRIFTER that uses the name of God in his songs to make money. “I only talk to God when I need a favor” is one of his big hits that people eat up and think he’s some faithful role model. That is obvious blasphemy/sacrilege and it is fake as a $3 bill. The whole thing is an act. He gets on stage and points up to God and gives this bring-the-house down speech about being a reformed born again Christian, then flips off the crowd and sticks his tongue out and sings some ultra degenerate and vile songs. If you can’t see this, you are absolutely helpless. Plus all the songs are depressing click-pop AI “country” slop.

Anonymous said...

Well, I can see now that you're completely ignorant and not worth any time having a discussion. The song "Need A Favor" is the exact opposite of what you seem to think. But you're so illiterate and blinded by hate that you won't even take the time to know what the hell you're talking about. I'd ask you, @ 3:00, to tell me which songs you're referring to as "ultra degenerate and vile" but you've made it clear that you don't care to learn anything about the meaning of the songs and are just a hateful, spiteful, and angry "Christian" man.

Anonymous said...

at 3:00 PM - What about the line "So, who the hell am I to expect a savior"? Sounds kinda humble to me. Ever heard Janis Joplin's "Mercedes Benz"?

Anonymous said...

I refuse to go to any concerts in Brandon until they get off of Ticketmaster. Between all the tickets getting grabbed by bots and the price doubling (or more) and the fees… I went to JazzFest Saturday (Eagles were soooo good). AXS ticket app was painless and none of the damn fees.

Anonymous said...

I stumbled upon a very-short news clip, showing the creature. The thing was shown, twice, smoking a cig - onstage. Luckily, I had the sound off, and didn't hear the BLASPHEMY you guys have described.


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