On April 28, 2015 at approximately 2:05 pm, the Madison Police Department was contacted by school administrators of Madison Central High School concerning a student that had run away from the school unclothed. It was reported that the student was inside a classroom when he stood up from his desk and began to undress before running out of the classroom and into a wooded area east of the school. While conducting the search for the student, a call was received from Broadmoor Baptist Church concerning an individual that entered the building nude and went into an adjacent bathroom. Officers were on the scene within seconds and they were able to get the individual secured and medical personnel provided care to him at the scene. The student was transported to a nearby hospital where he remains in ICU as of this morning. Several rumors have surfaced that the student possibly ingested SPICE; however, nothing has been confirmed. Investigators did secure a search warrant for blood work; however, the results have not returned and it is too early to speculate as to what caused the behavior. The Madison Police Department will not pursue any charges at this time and the identity of the student will not be released by this agency as the matter remains under investigation.
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I realize this is not mature, but how many of you are picturing Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum in 21 Jump Street.
DRUGS ARE RAMPANT IN MADISON! IT IS HARD TO THINK OF A LESS SAFE PLACE TO RAISE A FAMILY. THIS IS WHY WE ARE MOVING TO GLUCKSTADT!!!
1:19, that was seriously the first thing I thought of.
Will Ferrell in "Old School."
1324: How far can you run?
1:24 - drugs are rampant everywhere. The war on drugs has only made this stuff worse and we have no idea how to stop it. If moving one town away is your solution, then you are far removed from the reality that they are everywhere. The DEA was caught having a sex party for crying out loud paid for by drug cartels.
1:24 is a Jackson resident seizing the rare opportunity to bash madison. Yes, drugs are everywhere. Including here. It is nice to be able to take out the trash and not worry about getting shot though. It's even nicer having a government that does its job.
I assume no hamsters were harmed?
Sounds to me like the situation was handled appropriately all the way around. Could have been my child or yours. Has nothing to do with moving to Gluckstadt you dumb shit.
Oh you people are so wrong. I live in Gluckstat and the streets are paved with gold, money grows on trees, all our neighbors are friendly, no drugs, no drinking and no slow dancing here. Please do not leave the den of sin which is Madison and move here to spoil our beautiful community.
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