Tuesday, December 2, 2025

People "Are Trying to Run You Off the Road"

 Former Ole Miss Head Football Coach Lane Kiffin said he had to call police as he left Oxford because people were trying to run him off the road. 


19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Let's go ahead and FOIA that 911 audio, so we can go ahead and slide this under the heading of "Things That Didn't Happen" along with "I have a dog" and "Mississippi State stole our jersey" and "I thought they would let me coach out the playoffs even though they kept telling me no".

Anonymous said...

He is one of the least trustworthy people around, so without some video I have to assume he’s lying.

Kingfish said...

Good luck with that. Legislature exempted 911 calls from public records laws over ten years ago. How thoughtful of them. In the video, he says he called a cop he knew.

Anonymous said...

This tells the truth.... https://www.facebook.com/reel/2085119588987868

Anonymous said...

Is a kids game really that important? Next thing they will try to get us to believe is thagt wrestling is real.

Anonymous said...

Speaking of Kiffen and honesty, can anyone explain all the stuff about Juice? There is so much junk online right now, don't know what is fake and what isn't.

Anonymous said...

He literally had a MHP officer escorting him from his house to the airport. Another lie from LK y'all keep falling for.

Anonymous said...

I’m beginning to wonder if he is honest. But his lawyer and agent swear he is. That Maya Angelou said, “When people show you who they are, believe them.”

Anonymous said...

Drama queen. Run him off the road? More like chasing him out of town.

Anonymous said...

We all saw the video of the lack of class shown by Ole Miss fans. It is quite plausible that they were in some way harassing him and his family members on the way to the airport.

Anonymous said...

It's the same as when the girlfriend leaves you because she's been screwing someone else for a while and the new beau that she has been screwing on the side now thinks he is her dream forever guy and doesn't realize she is a pathological liar and hoe and will fuck him over too. It's just a matter of time.

Anonymous said...

Never had that experience.

Anonymous said...

He also lied on national TV right before half about who started the fight at the Egg Bowl (UM guy threw the first punch) and also about the bench clearing. State guy here but he does seem to have a hard time with the truth at times, obviously.

Anonymous said...

When are you confederates going to learn that Lane Kiffin is never responsible for anything disagreeable that happens in his life? It will always be someone else's fault that he experiences unpleasant, disagreeable, problematic consequences of his own, self-absorbed behavior. You chose to associate with this sociopath. You chose what you are experiencing. Enjoy.

Anonymous said...

Guys date crazy girls all the time if they are smoking hot. Even if they know she is a ho, they sign up for it. Because the highs are worth it I guess, and they are willing to roll the dice. And that is fine. But you cant be mad at the hoe when a hoe returns to her hoe-ways.
Ole Miss hired a hoe, enjoy the fun hoe times, but got mad when the hoe returned to the streets.
You are allowed to be upset (I don't blame them) but you gotta keep it in perspective. This cant really be shocking?

Anonymous said...

And all this excuses the behavior we all saw at the airport with his family members present. Just wow, come back to reality. It was classless and disgusting. A black eye on the State and is going National now.

Anonymous said...

You will get to have it if you have hired the Lane Train.

Anonymous said...

142PM….things all absurd, but it’s no kids game. It’s a massive money empire churning out billions and billions of dollars for tens of thousands of people. That’s called big business.

Anonymous said...

@2:49 you may be having the experience at this very moment. You just don't know about it yet.


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