Saturday, January 1, 2022

SOOOOOOIE!!!

 Just another day in a field.....


21 comments:

Anonymous said...

PIG MEAT (apologies to Markham)

Go Hogs! said...

Far be it from louisiana-Fish to mention the Arkansas Pig bowl-win.

Anonymous said...

Where is this?

Wow said...

Too bad no one a gun to take care of the problem

Anonymous said...

As with most of your posted videos, why do they lag so much? I pulled this same video up on YouTube and it worked without delay.

Anonymous said...

Where is your Thompson Machine Gun when you need it?

Anonymous said...

New year, same garbage posted.

Anonymous said...

Iowa

Anonymous said...

Are those pigs? My phone is too small.
RMQ

Anonymous said...

that's not sugar cane
thats not louisiana. south louisiana has no hills
thats somewhere in europe
those are all european wild hogs.....a true wild animal , not like the feral pigs around here

Anonymous said...

Choot Dem Hams on the hoof!

Anonymous said...

That's corn silage. Not sugar cane.

Anonymous said...

These things are like cockroaches. They dig up our fields

Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...As with most of your posted videos, why do they lag so much?

Did you donate when the collection plate was passed? How much? He's paying too damned much of it to clowns like Salter and St. John instead of quality equipment. he used to specialize in poorly-placed, cheap-shit microphones. Now he'll eat my ass up for being honest.

Anonymous said...

Fucka,fucka...there were over 50 hogs in there! You could pretty much wreck a combine, even by hitting a little one.

Kingfish said...

Reader sent it to me, said it was shot in a sugar cane field in Texas. This was a humorous post and the subject matter was the type I was going to go all out to verify. If you discover there were errors, more power to you. Hoorah.

Kingfish said...

Nothing wrong with the video. Uploaded it to Youtube. The problem is on your end.

Anonymous said...

@10:2 PM - No lagging in the video for me. Works great. You need to shed your "dial up" connection and at least switch to ADSL. If using a phone, upgrade from 2G to at least 3G.

Anonymous said...

Those wild pigs are good eating. I have a big pot of chili simmering on the stove right now. I used a pound of ground wild boar and a pound of ground venison that a hunter friend gave me last week, plus a pound of ground beef. Pinto and black beans, plenty of chipotle in adobo and ancho chili powder. It's going to be perfect tonight as the cold wave descends on us.

Anonymous said...

Slaughter um and put um in Walmart. Be gone in short order!

Anonymous said...

Choot dem! Choot dem Lizabeth!

Don let dat Wild Boar Jambalayarun off!

Choot dem cook dem den eat dem!



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