Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Yes, he did.

Yes, Claiborne did show up today although Judge Ellington ruled he will have a hearing on motion for default judgment filed by Travelers in two weeks. Looked all pretty in his dark suit, red tie, and pretty boy hair although his lawyer, Tal Braddock, did his best to imitate Gaius Baltar in one of his goofy pin-stripe suits. Don't think it will get a Six for him from the way he looked.

Update: JJ reported recently on the conviction last summer of Kimberly Miller, a branch manager for Regions Bank in Ridgeland, for embezzling nearly $60,000. JJ can now report it has confirmed she was embezzling for the Fraziers.

125 comments:

Anonymous said...

Was the dark suit one of his mother's

Anonymous said...

Too Bad he is not meeting his new cellmate tonight... Can't happen fast enough...

C. Bell said...

No problem. Duck season ended Sunday. He'll be at the Super Bowl this weekend. Go Stealers !

Anonymous said...

Who was his lawyer?

Anonymous said...

tal bradock...vicksburg/hattisburg....ha

Elvis said...

9:11, if that's really his lawyer he will be lucky to avoid a life sentence.

I thought he quit practicing and became an Elvis impersonator in Vegas.

Anonymous said...

Look up Tal on twitter:

BraddockLaw Tal Braddock
I'm in Destin, Florida with Claiborne Frazier!
27 Jun 09 Favorite Retweet Reply

Anonymous said...

He might get the CHAIR if Tal B is his attorney.

Anonymous said...

hahaha! Scum representing scum! Can't get much better than that. Maybe they will both go to jail.

Anonymous said...

Braddock only owns 2 suits. He always wears the blue pinstripe with the "burn" holes in it.

Anonymous said...

never heard of him, and vie been practicing in jackson over 27 years, but his website is like a great caricature! tb next to a corvette! tb playing golf! tb next to the vegas sign! damned funny. he either has a refined sense of satire, or he's pitiful.

C. Bell said...

He sounds dumb enough to think Claiborne will pay him.

Kingfish said...

Sherry was probably the payment. We all know what a swinging couple they are.

Anonymous said...

I met Braddock once. He radiates stupidity.

Anonymous said...

So for those of us who don't know this pair.... how valuable (not rare, mind you, but valuable) is that consideration? C'mon. You were all thinking it too.

Anonymous said...

Come on KF, that's a low blow on Sherry.

Anonymous said...

I here there are a lot of people wanting to know how TB is getting paid.

Anonymous said...

I thought Braddock was told to leave the state after that Scarface shootup at his house.

Anonymous said...

I think tal bs behavior has actually improved since he left his psycho ex wife.

Autogyro said...

Shots fired? What was that all about, 3:27?

Anonymous said...

KF

Why would Kimberly Miller plead guilty and serve time and not turn these guys in? Why did she take the wrap for them? Seems like she should have tried to save herself. They hopeful will be in jail soon, if not for this, something else.

Kingfish said...

She only got 14 months for sixty grand. That is pretty light when you think about it.

Anonymous said...

Psycho ex wife, 4:09?? So are you familiar with his ex wife? For some reason I doubt you are. If anyone is the psycho I'm pretty sure it is Mr. Braddock. Have you ever had to live with a paranoid schizophrenic that snorts cocaine, smokes pot, and takes Xanax likes it is candy? Check out his medical records from Whitfield, St. D, or Betty Ford Clinic or his Elvis impersonation in Las Vegas. Check out how much custody he has of his child that oh yea he pays no child support for. That's right you can't because the records were so bad and Mr. Braddock didn't want it to be public knowledge that he is a paranoid schizophrenic that he had the record sealed. Let me know how psycho his ex wife is for leaving his sorry ass.

Anonymous said...

Wait. I missed something. Who is Kimberly Miller? 14 months for $60k sounds like a lot to me. House arrest and restitution would have been my guess. I guess it all depends on your attorney and judge.

Anonymous said...

5:20...Are you talking about Braddock or Frazier?

Anonymous said...

Braddock. My comment was to 4:09 but both Braddock and Frazier have similarities....Birds of a feather flock together.

Anonymous said...

Ol Mr. High Lights.....

Anonymous said...

Ol Mr. High Lights......

Anonymous said...

No more Fountains, high lights, St. Paddy's Day floats, jacked up trucks, 32ft hunting trailers, Dock Rockers, guns, revo shades, tanning beds,4 wheelers, and etc? The list could go on for days.

Anonymous said...

What about High Lights younger brother and step brother? Are they in as much trouble? Does anyone know?

Anonymous said...

Tal Braddock? BAWLLLLLLLL... I am laughing so hard I just lost a contact when I read those comments.
Poor Tal... a whack job of the highest order. I could add a lot, but no need. I think everybody has the picture and it's in clear focus.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if the judge will make special arrangements and allow C.F. to take all his hair products to prison? This guy used more hair products than women. No more imported silk shirts or cole haan shoes. His new prison jump suit and flip flops might break him out.

Anonymous said...

5:20, is it true Braddock went to Whitfield? Why would a practicing attorney go to Whitfield? (Well, I know why, crazy as a shit house rat.) What I means is isn't Whitfield a charity mental hospital? Surely Braddock can afford a private nut house?

Anonymous said...

what is the relationship between Kim Miller and the Fraziers? Other than criminal conspirators, of course.

Kingfish said...

She was seeing one of them.

Anonymous said...

Which One??

Anonymous said...

Kim Miller had relations with both brothers Claiborne at the end

Anonymous said...

Claiborne is a spineless Moran! He has and continues to get unbelievably intelligent people in his web only to get what he needs at the time. Ole Tal is being used I am sure for his free services... that is the only attorney that would work for free and for Claiborne....

Karma is a bitch...unfortunately this blog and viewers will not see how it bites his arrogant ass....but IT WILL HAPPEN it always does...

Anonymous said...

12:46...not sure if that video is funny or sad...both really! Incompetent or stoned or both again!

E Aaron Presley said...

Anonymous said...

I met Braddock once. He radiates stupidity.

February 2, 2011 8:55 AM

8:55, he radiated pot smoke and bourbon when I met him.

Anonymous said...

can someone explain if copeland is related to the Fraziers? I am askin because copeland does not look like the Fraziers, he looks kind of mushy.

Anonymous said...

11:05 A few years ago TAL was naked in his front yard and was picked up by Ridgeland PD. He was yelling ELVIS ONE BABY!! That's where Whitfield comes in.
While he was living in Vegas his name was Vicks Vegas.

Anonymous said...

Spencer C. is a step brother. Spencer never could pull the leg like a Frazier. He wanted to be a Frazier soooo bad. He will be a big hit with his mushy butt.

Anonymous said...

didn't CF get locked in his dorm room at olemiss and beat like a red-headed stepchild because CF messed with the guy's girlfriend? maybe CFs new cellmate will fight with other prisoners if CF cheats on him.

Anonymous said...

February 2, 2011 5:20 PM and ,
11:05
T.B recently stuck the screws to me. I am interested in your story or anyone else that has a TB story, please shoot me an email to:

justforonlinejunk at gmail dot com

I'll shoot you back my phone #.

I have a few stories myself to share!

Anonymous said...

Not being a lawyer...what happens now? the hearing on motion in two weeks? Is there criminal charges? is the forging of architect drawings apart of the Travelers deal?

Anonymous said...

The Frazier boys and stepbrother are going to have it rough in prison. They couldn't beat themelves out of a wet paper sack. They have baby soft hands and have never done any physical labor. The prison jump suits are going to definately cramp their style.

Anonymous said...

Yet another attorney doing as they please with teh cover of the Bar.

Anonymous said...

There will be alot of swanging going on in his prison cell. Just a swanging.....

Anonymous said...

What's all this talk about prison. D.A. Guest seems happy to let these criminals run wild right under his nose with no consequences.

Anonymous said...

The Fat Lady is warming up.......to bad so many people have lost money on their accounts. I would have never trusted them with my money. They are cheese balls, selfish, spoiled and need the book thrown at them!

Anonymous said...

CE Frazier was Nan Copeland's first husband . Clairborne and Austin are their sons. Spencer Copeland is the son of Nan's second husband ( George). Clairborne and Austin primarily lived with Nan and George Copeland. Spencer and his sibling primarily lived with their mother.
There are other children and former spouses who are good and honorable people and who have been personally damaged,hurt and/or embarrassed by those they loved but couldn't help or control.
To suggest that the entire families are corrupt is unfair. But, it would be fair to say that the circumstances of Nan and CE's divorce had negative consequences for three of the children they had with their first spouses.

Anonymous said...

As I understand it, the Copelands and Fraziers were best friends at least before Mr. Copeland married Mrs. Frazier.

Anonymous said...

10:44 - you obviously have no idea.

Anonymous said...

It's time to pay the piper. The Frazier's have a long line of debt that will never be paid. They only can function on the richer side of life. They will never be able to handle the normal or poor side of life. I can't believe it lasted this long and people put up with their shenanigans.

Anonymous said...

The Frazier boys destroyed their dad's business. They had it all and couldn't handle it. They loved to spend money. They just flat out robbed people. We will see if they get what they deserve. So far the Frazier boys have avoided punishment. If they get out of this whole mess smelling like roses I and all of Jackson will be amazed. Your normal guy would be behind bars.

The Fat Lady said...

Laa laa LAAAA laaa laa laaa LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous said...

Guys and gals...I hate it as bad as you all do, but these guys aren't going to prison. If they were, there would have already been indictments handed down...I have heard absolutely nothing that would indicate there are any coming either. They will simply get through the bankruptcy courts with some of the debts discharged and some deemed non-dischargeable...to the tune of about $5 million...you know kinda like Austin already agreed to. The way I hear it, life isn't so bad in the state of Florida for Claiborne...and Austin I assume is right here in Jackson still.

Anonymous said...

both are in destin and have been for quite a while

Anonymous said...

i am sure there were a few sighting during duck season...

Anonymous said...

4:23 -

I see your point, but if you read the Travelers Complaint vs. this group, and assuming the facts alleged in that Complaint are even partially true, then how could charges NOT be filed? If even partially true, it was about the dumbest, most ham-fisted scheme I have ever heard of.

Also: having a non-dischargeable $5million judgment against you is a very serious problem. Everything that person ever owns, obtains, makes or inherits will be subject to the $5 mil judgment plus interest and costs of enforcing it.

Anonymous said...

Most likely with the size of the fraud, they have a substantial amount of $$$ "rat-holed"....as someone else pointed out, they sure don't seem to be missing any meals....and the way I understand it they haven't missed a social beat either. No jobby job either that I've heard of...

Anonymous said...

I've been reading these posts regarding his attorney, Tal Braddock. How does the Bar allow someone like this to maintain a practice? I'm not an attorney but,.. d@#$!!

Anonymous said...

I'm very suprised they're still walking. I wonder if C.F. is paying for all the children he has fathered through out the years? I wouldn't hire these guys to be my pool boy.

Anonymous said...

4:51 -

I read the complaint...essentially all they are petitioning for is the "non-dischargability" of these debts...somehow, someway, they are avoiding any criminal proceedings....and it's no coincidence they are both in the great state of Florida...their laws are different somehow...that's why every rich guy in the world buys a home and establishes a residence there...

Kingfish said...

Within 2-3 years, both of them will be in jail.

Anonymous said...

"Within 2-3 years, both of them will be in jail."

You are very CORRECT.

CAN YOU SPELL TOAST. Nan will fall on the mercy of the court, she will be convicted, probation, and the two smart asses will be in prison.

Anonymous said...

Hey 6:13

Any thoughts about Spencer?

Anonymous said...

What about lard ass Spencer?

Anonymous said...

10:44!

Another odd coincidence-I believe Ellington represented someone in that divorce case.

Anonymous said...

Like I said Spencer will be a great hit with his mushy cushy butt. He followed Austin around like his little shadow. He just never could get the tanning bed routine right. Spencer is an arrogant mushy and just a plain joke. The Fraziers needed a job given to them and so did their mushy stepbrother. They are a great success story.

Anonymous said...

What the help did Spencer ever do to anyone? 7:38 Just sayin he was not a prick

Anonymous said...

Austin looked a lot like Spencer before he hit the Jenny Craig diet and the added the high lights.

Anonymous said...

Tal Braddock is top lawyer for mass tort liability. Why don't you look up the article that was written on him in the Wall street journal. That is more than most of you have ever achieve in your life. hje was the Head of the debating team at Ole Miss. So now you pick on the lawyer. The card will play out stop talking bull.

Anonymous said...

9:23 they didn't call him a prick. They called him a lard ass.

shane said...

Tuff guy knocking a guy cuz his fat. Does him being fat piss u off

Anonymous said...

Some of you have gone too far with your name calling. NOT NECESSARY!

Anonymous said...

10:04... TB IS a mass tort liability!

Hey, didn't his insurance pay out 30k to the person he hit over the head with the shotgun when he was living/ parting in Richland?

Anonymous said...

11:13pm Was it neccessary for these guys to spend money that was not theirs? Some people are still making payments on loans they took out on life investments with these con men. THE frazier Boys over time spent it on supporting THEIR habits on fast times and partying up like the rich and famous. Let someone take your money and see how u handle it? You never see a return and the note keeps on coming every month. TUFF GUY!

Jim said...

7:31, you think you are a "Tuff Guy" and you don't have the balls to post with your name? Ridiculous. And enough with the petty insults on Spencer's weight. That's infantile. (Go ask Mommy and Daddy for a dictionary if you need to look that up.)

Anonymous said...

Fraziers u need to throw in the towel and quit spending hard working class tax dollars on these prolonged court hearings. Though we all know how you and your brother like waisting other people's money. All you and your brother need is not a slap but a hard punch of reality in ur tooting nose!

Anonymous said...

Braddock made money by placing newspaper ads for potential clients seeking to sue drug manufacturers whenever the latest drug was exposed as allegedly defective. He then gave those cases over to people who knew how to litigate them and sat back and earned a percentage by merely signing up clients. That may make him smart but I still bet his IQ is under 80.

His own web site reads as if a third grader wrote it.

Anonymous said...

2/4 10:04 TB opted out of the class action during Worldcom thinking he would get more money. His case was dismissed and his clients never saw a dime of any money they lost. That is how brilliant Mr. Braddock is. He is lucky he even has a license still considering how bad those clients were screwed over.

2/5 12:32 Yes he did have to pay 30k for pistol whipping a guy in Ridgeland.

Anonymous said...

10:04:
a top mass tort atty?! you have got to be kidding. the real ones laugh openly at him. oh, i get it, that was tb himself posting..

Anonymous said...

Please kingfish continue on with this... This drives Claiborne crazy....

He believes he did no wrong ... He believes Travelers and some young attorney at butler snow is out to get him... He has a family that supports him which is one good thing going for him.... And he does have a good family!

A lot of mean things are being said however Claiborne has done it three-fold to us and yep I am one of um.... He is a HUGE disappointment as a former friend and as a person!!

Kingfish said...

Not through by a long shot.

Kingfish said...

Actually, Tal wore the same pinstripe suit I saw in that commercial.

shane said...

7:31 - the point is is Austin took advantage of Spencer's situation. I don't think Spencer spent any of the money, but I don't think your words of Spencers weight has anything to do with the fraziers being crooked, do you. And before u start getting pissy think about things before u jump head first

Anonymous said...

Kingfish, from all of these posts it looks like you need to start one on Tal Braddock. I'd bet he has a default judgment on him as well.

shane said...

Just to be clear all investments involve risk. Prudent investors do research. You don't invest with friends or aquaintances just for the fact that they talk a good game. There are investments that go south everyday. The fraziers did not steal money they just used the money about as poorly as u can. And the way the went about hiding it and cashing in assets were some of the dumbest practices I have ever seen. Those absurd practiced ought to get leniency from a judge for stupidity. Or play right into th " I didn't know defense...

Just a fresh angle without taking shots add peoples appearances. How many of u guys know and I mean KNOW the people involved. And I am not saying I do...

Kingfish said...

Shane, not so fast. That doesn't explain Van Buren where people bought condos and he pocketed the money, ripping off the bank and not giving them clear title to the condos they purchased. That is thievery. Period.

Other transactions were similar. Make agreement with partners to develop some property. Develop property. Sell property. Keep money and don't tell partner you sold it. That is thievery. Try again. There is a reason these guys weren't going to professional real estate investors like Leland Speed.

shane said...

Case in point. If it was theivery they be in jail.

Anonymous said...

Thanks KF! Shane also needs to understand that some of "these people" he is talking about followed through on contracts they had with the Fraziers and were never paid. Documents were forged with the banks for them (the Fraziers) to get the money, however, for many the money never made it into pockets of the people who had actualy done the work. Like the condos, "the owners" paid the Fraizers for the unit, but the bank never saw a dime! I would not call that a bad investment that just went south.

Anonymous said...

That is exactly the reason this is such a hot topic. It was theivery and they belong in jail. That so many people were victims and so many other people now about it...and since law enforcement knows aboout it...is why this is the most followed topic that JJ has every had.

It is truly sad that our DA's and AG and Feds have let this go unaddressed.

Kingfish said...

That is the problem with too many of these people. usually law enforcement can't move until someone actually files a complaint. One person I talked to won't file a complaint because, ready for this, his pussy attorney told him if he did, Mr. Frazier could sue him for malicious prosecution even if he had a valid case just out of pure spite so of course he didn't. I wanted to spit on the attorney, damn pussy.

Anonymous said...

Well I got an idea KG file a complaint or shut up.

Kingfish said...

Has to be a victim which you damn well know so you stfu.

Anonymous said...

KF, keep thinking on this point of why no indictment. I don't believe it's anything sinister; it's just the reality of the CURRENT situation with certain fed offices. Everyone involved knows that some fed. investigation has taken place, but certain gov. entities have to act on that information.

Anonymous said...

KF 4:07-

Tell your friend not to worry about the threatened malicious prosecution suit, it will be handled by Tal Braddock so no worries. Or, by then CF will have stiffed Braddock, so CF would have to handle the case himself.

Anonymous said...

11:33 Braddock is "repaying" those free trips to destin that he spent with CF. From TB twitter "I'm in Destin, Florida with Claiborne Frazier!"
11:41 PM Jun 26th, 2009

Anonymous said...

How come anyone doesn't talk shit about C.E. his name was on most of all the debt too and how does he continue to afford his million dollar condo at Grand Harbor in Destin. I'm sure Austin lives there now rent free.

Anonymous said...

How much you wanna bet you will see Austin and Claiborne on a 200+k boat this summer at Billy Bowlegs? Their grandmother is filthy rich and will continue to support there needs. They will never change and that is a guarantee you can bank on it.

Anonymous said...

I guess when you steal 5 million you can afford a 200k boat and a million dollar condo? Whats so bad is that they are still enjoying all the luxuries and rubbing it in everybody's face especially the ones they've screwed over.

Rebekah said...

Just finally got around to reading all of this...because most of it is mean and gossip...but you should really be ashamed of what has been said about Spencer. It is unnecessary and just plain mean. I don't know who is innocent and who is guilty- it isn't up to me or any of you either- but stay above the line and not comment on people's weight. It holds zero merit to this post. Now, as most people know I have no problem debating or stating my opinions or even going as far as getting under people's skin...but I like to keep it clean. Leave the weight jokes to the high school kids. Comments like that truly do scar people and it is really unnecessary.
And before any of you send me rude comments, please know you are wasting your time with me...none of this effects my life...I think it is all very unfortunate for everyone involved- but keep the bs bullying weight names out of it.

Anonymous said...

Rebekahh I agree with you. Thanks for saying it.

Anonymous said...

Everyone runs out of money and places to hide. They will have to face a subcontractor that they owe money to one day.

shane said...

How do the laws in Florida favor them?

C. Bell said...

Bankrupcy law in Fl has a few loop holes. For example, your primary residence is exempt from Bankrupcy. It is not uncommon for people to own houses at $10 Million plus with no mortgage to have their residences exempt from creditors in bankrupcy. Boats can be considered primary residences.I don't know where the Frazier's legal primary residence is.

Anonymous said...

Billy Joe Neither has one... Neither one votes... They shade out when heat gets gets to close ... They don't even own a car in there name.... We all know you have to have a car.... Destin to Jackson is a long walk......

Anonymous said...

5:05 -

I'm sorry, but its "too" close, "their" name, and you "must" have a car...but you are right, it's a long walk from Destin to Jackson, which is why my brother and I fly directly into the Madison airport on a private plane when we visit our friends and family in the Jackson area. Much like we arrived in Dallas for the Superbowl on Sunday...then champagne and chocolate covered strawberries for our "mafia" style girlfriends in the limo ride to the stadium....Hey, we're just businessmen in a bad economy...please cut us a little slack.

CF

Anonymous said...

It's awful. These crooks escape the law and have no fear of justice....while the victims are advised to not file charges lest they become targets of retribution. This should make us all want to puke.

The AG and the FBI have investigated some of these matters and then....nothing. When is someone in authority going to give us reason to have faith in the system?

Anonymous said...

Oh CF thank you for the correction!!

I was really busy working while I typed and made those foolish mistakes! Busy working because I am a tax payer, a viable citizen that votes, and a person that pays my bills in order to have luxuries as you speak of above. Gosh I am just a businessman in a bad economy HMMMMMM wonder why I don't get any slack? Oh yeah and I don't have a multi-million dollar judgement against me with a huge company chasing down my every move while my family hides all assets so they don't lose them from my bad business mistakes.

But again I thank you for correcting my grammatical mistakes on a blog that sums up your insane legal matters.

Col. T. Parker said...

We should all remember the sacrifices others make for the legal system. For instance consider this. Every time you see Tal Braddock in court, a village is going without their idiot.


Elvis has left the bldg.


Hey, can anyone come up with a video of "Tal a whacker" doing his Elvis act? I would love, love, love to have that one!

Anonymous said...

CF- What did you do with your wife while you and your " mafia style girlfriends" were eating strawberries in the limo??

Anonymous said...

Does anyone know if Austin still has his interest in Mathena Wetlands??

Anonymous said...

A shame that several members of the Copeland/Frazier family have tarnished the whole crew. I grew up with part of this family and can't in good faith follow this saga without commenting on how lovely the "other" side of this family is...especially the Grandmother. It is sad to see how they have taken what was generously handed down to them and done this with it.
Note to wealthy parents: put age limits on the trust funds.

Anonymous said...

Are they due back in court this week?

Anonymous said...

Can we get some sample photos posted of "mafia style girlfriends"? I need to see those hotties....

Anonymous said...

yeah two weeks would be tomorrow right? I would rather see him(CF) in handcuffs than the "mafia style gfriends"

Anonymous said...

guess nothing happened?

40inJ-Town said...

This stuff is crazy! I can't believe it's this bad! Does anyone know the latest? If even half this crap is true then this would probably make an unbelievable movie one day.

Anonymous said...

The reality of the story you have read here is crazy but true. However you have only read a small portion of the entire drama that entire family has created.

They never suffer consequences. Have all the right connections and don't forget the famed cash "briefcases"! (It actually sounds like all of Jackson knows about them now.)

What a movie it would be!

BTW are all of these people in the SAME sex club? So many of them seem to be getting into legal scraps recently. Is that a coincidence? Hmm

Anonymous said...

This page gives a platform for this town's gossip mill. It is a shame that you get such satisfaction from anonymous trash-talking. I personally don't enjoy seeing anyone suffer. You should be ashamed of yourselves!

Anonymous said...

Here's a good one. Heard CF showed up to be a character witness for TB in Rankin County court last Oct. Heard CF got his butt handed to him with all this Florida trouble. Showed up in a Mercedes with the tag he "shared" with another vehicle.

Anonymous said...

Talmadge Braddock plagiarized Republican Congressman Steve Palazzo's campaign platform. This guy has no sense of self-respect or honesty. And he wants to be our Supreme Justice.

Check it out for yourself.

http://electtal.com/issues/

http://palazzoforcongress.com/issues/

What a joke!



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Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

Note: Security provided by INS
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