Saturday, August 31, 2013

More video from trial of Mike Brown

More courtroom porn for the lawyers.  Mike Brown trial.  Here is Chancellor (Ret.) Stuart Robinson's testimony.  He gets real tough on Mr. Brown several times.  Mr. Brown's cross-examination begins at 5:00.  Mr. Brown tries to fabricate a conversation in his office but the judge has none of it (6:00).  Judge Robinson's disgust is evident throughout this portion of the testimony.  Mr. Brown then moves to dismiss the case at 22:40.  If you want to see the mind of a nut on display, here it is.  Changes his story throughout his argument for dismissal (23:00).

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Friday, August 30, 2013

Tate makes charter school appointments

The Lieutenant Governor issued the following press release on his charter school appointments:

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Derrick Johnson slush fund!!!

The Secretary of State cracked down on a Derrick Johnson charity.  It seems our head of the Mississippi NAACP is paid $120,000 a year to operate One Voice, a non-profit with the same address as the state NAACP.   Although One Voice is considered to be a charity or non-profit, in reality it is a slush fund as most of the money is spent on consultants, travel, and salaries.  Employees could sign checks made payable to themselves.  Debit cards were issued to officers.  $1.78 million a year makes for a nice little slush fund.

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More courtroom porn

This is a post for the lawyers.  Another video from the Mike Brown trial this week.  Mike Brown first tries to stop the proceedings. He claims there is a bank statement from one month that is missing that is of coursethe foundation for his defense. A familiar stories. Conversations no one remembers. Documents that disappeared. Blah blah blah.  Judge was having none of it.  Then he attacks Paul Rogers on the stand in ways the court does not like.  Mr. Rogers was the forensic accountant assigned to audit the McClinton guardianship. Its funny for the first ten minutes or so. 

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Thursday, August 29, 2013

SC overturns Kidd on open carry law.

The Mississippi Supreme Court overturned Hinds County Circuit Judge Winston Kidd's injunction against the "open carry" law.  The opinion itself is only two pages long but the decision was 9-0.  It takes a genteel swipe at Judge Kidd's reading comprehension skills when it states he "erred when he stated a reasonable person could not discern what the law allows and what the law prohibits."  In other words, Judge Kidd, you may not like what the law says but that is a far cry from claiming no one can understand it.  Reversed once again. 

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Guilty

A Rankin County jury convicted former attorney Mike Brown of two counts of embezzlement. Each charge carried a maximum sentence of twenty years. Circuit Judge John Emfinger sentenced Mr. Brown to twenty years on the first count and twenty years on the second county but suspended ten years. The sentences are to run consecutively. Mr. Brown was accused of embezzling $1.2 million from the guardianship of D'Mon McClinton. Mr. Brown faces more indictments in Hinds and Rankin Counties for other alleged crimes related to the embezzlement. The court also ordered full restitution of the $1.2 million although it is considered to be a formality. Mr. Brown has been in jail for over a year after Chancellor Dan Fairly found him in contempt of court after $37,000 under Mr. Brown's care disappeared from the Ray estate.

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Brown trial: We got a tape and Brown keeps on talking

A Rankin County jury indicted suspended attorney Mike Brown on August 12 on four counts of embezzlement in the guardianship of D'Mond McClinton. D'Mond McClinton is the grandson of Mississippi civil rights hero Aaron Henry and inherited $3.5 million when his mother died in 2000. Mr. Brown and Thomas McClinton, the father of D'Mon, established a guardianship, as young McClinton was only sixteen years old when his mother passed away.

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Here is some courtroom porn or Michael J. Brown shows why he is in trouble.

Here is some courtroom porn for the lawyers. Disbarred attorney Mike Brown is defending himself, yes defending himself, against embezzlement charges in Rankin County this week. A grand jury indicted him for embezzling from the guardianship of DeMon McClinton. Mr. McClinton is the grandson of Aaron Henry and inherited over $3.5 million when his mother died. I am working on the post right now but thought you deserved an entertaining preview of what is to come.

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Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Mississippi Dems: No plutonium nyborg in Mississippi

The Mississippi Democrat Party just issued the following press release:

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Cleaning up the sandbars

The Pearl River Valley Water Supply District issued the following press release:

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WJNT this morning.

Nothing special today. Just open lines.


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Surrender!

A suspect in the CCJ home invasion last week turned himself in yesterday. WLBT reported:

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Does Hinds need an Ag high school?

One little item that was discussed last week at the regular meeting of the Hinds County Board of Supervisors was the fate of the agricultural high school.  Doesn't hold much interest for this site but since it was discussed,  I thought some readers might want to watch the video.  Dr. Clyde Muse addressed the board.  The problem for the school is the attendance is only 200 students and the test scores aren't exactly great.  Dr. Muse said the biggest challenge is attracting more students. Here is the video.

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Tuesday, August 27, 2013

It speaks

Larita spoke to WAPT about the zoo this morning. She said the zoo is "in a wonderful location".  Read for yourself.  Just think, if we had taken that $25 million dumped on Farish Street and spent it instead on the zoo and the surrounding area, how much better off it would be.  Oh well, we got some nice bricks and lights for it.

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Detroit dysfunction

Almost forgot to post this little article from the Wall Street Journal. Bill Mojay had a "front row seat" to Detroit dysfunction described his experience over a month ago. This is the point where you put your coffee cup down or swallow what you are drinking. Enjoy.

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Monday, August 26, 2013

Green & Kidd court reporters arrested for DUI and resisting arrest.


Pearl Police arrested the court reporters of Hinds County Circuit Judges Tomie Green and Winston Kidd on June 23 for various charges. PPD charged Danette Horne, age 45 years old, with Disobeying a Police Officer and Resisting arrest. She is the court reporter for Judge Kidd. Kimberly Smith, age 43 years old, works for Judge Green and was charged with a first offense DUI and traveling more than twenty miles over the speed limit. See roster for 7th Circuit.

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More information on the CCJ bust and others

Good news for Jacksonians today. JPD arrested several individuals suspected of participating numerous burglaries and home invasions recently. WLBT reported on the arrest of several suspects who robbed a home on St. Andrews last week and shot several times at the homeowners:

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Delta: Obamacare raises healthcare costs $100 million kabukis

Read this little letter written by an official at Delta Airlines about the impact Obamacare will have on the company. Oh, I forgot, only the rich travel. Who cares. Credit to Redstate for this find.

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Latest crime stats

Here are the latest crime reports for Jackson.  City has not posted them on its website since May 19 sooooo...... JJ had to file a public records request to obtain them. Voila.

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Sunday, August 25, 2013

Sun Herald: DMR needs to get money back before asking for more

The Sun Herald took DMR to task in a recent editorial after the agency asked for more money from the legislature:

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Sad but true.

Most of you have heard of the Australian baseball player who was killed by three thugs in Oklahoma "for the fun of it".  The father of a kid in that neighborhood provides some rather disturbing but predictable observations about the suspects and their world in this video:

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Questions for the PM

Our legislative and congressional scrums can't touch these brawls across the pond. June 12 edition.

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Saturday, August 24, 2013

Arrest made in CCJ robbery

One suspect was arrested yesterday in the robbery that took place Wednesday morning on St. Andrew's in the Country Club of Jackson. The suspect confessed to the crime.  He went before judge this morning but unfortunately for him, no bond was granted. Some items were recovered and the Infinity SUV was found at a chop shop.  One suspect is at large. Trying to confirm more information. 

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Agenda for Jackson City Council

Here is the agenda for Monday's meeting of the Jackson City Council:

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Kidnapper convicted

The  Hinds County District Attorney issued the following press release:

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Friday, August 23, 2013

Bigger Pie Forum responds

The Bigger Pie Forum responded to recent attacks by organized labor in this press release:

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Changing face of Jackson Metro area

Here is an interesting map of the 2010 census.  Reader sent in this link to a website that allows one to examine the racial characteristics of individual neighborhoods.  Link.  Select "add map labels labels" and zoom in all the way to get to actual streets.  Jackson area might surprise you. Especially Ridgeland. 

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Thursday, August 22, 2013

Obamacare & home visits

The latest Obamacare scare is home visits. Stories made the rounds over the gummint sending employees to your homes for home visits. JJ found the proposed rule and posted it below. The government created the Maternal, Infant, and Early Childhood Home Visiting (MIECHV) Competitive Grant program and provided it with $1 billion grant for five years. The federal government awards the grants to the states. The government gave $1,769,606 to the Mississippi Department of Health and Human Services in 2012 (List of awards) The states obtain the funding and then administer the home visits.

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CCJ Robbery

WAPT reported on a home invasion in NE Jackson:

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Don't let Stokes see this.

Check out what is going on in the Jackson Advocate's favorite country. Zero Hedge reports:

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WJNT yesterday

We had Renee Shakespeare on the worst radio show in town yesterday to discuss the Jackson Zoo.  Also gave a Stokes update in the last segment.  


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Wednesday, August 21, 2013

What will the D.A. do?

Apparently a member of Tigerdroppings got a DUI over the weekend in Hinds County. Posted about it and is now bragging he can probably get it dropped cuz his family knows the district attorney:

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The suicide of Hinds County, Part II

Westin Hotel project. TIF bonds. Hinds County Board of Supervisors. What could possibly go wrong?

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Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Cruz speaks

Senator Ted Cruz spoke at the Redstate gathering in New Orleans earlier this month.  As you will see, he had a few things to say.

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The Snake nation speaks.

No, I'm not writing about the Mississippi Bar.  The Snake Nation issued a Fatwah against DMR cronies this morning:

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Stokes-Cochran, the sequel

Kenneth Stokes was at it again yesterday at the regular meeting of the Hinds County Board of Supervisors.  Republicans, Democrats, Valley State fans, it doesn't matter. they are all crooks, all on the take, and everyone but him is a liar.  This time he accused Election Commissioner Connie Cochran and the two parties of trying to stuff ballot boxes.  Funny stuff considering his wife benefited from election day tricks but this is Stokes we are discussing. The good stuff appears in the first five minutes.

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Monday, August 19, 2013

More intimidation in Hattiesburg?

JJ scooped the story last week but the Hattiesburg American followed up with a killer story today on the city government running criminal background checks on witnesses in the recent election trial. The newspaper reported:

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Hinds Supes

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Beatdown in Jacktown or not?

WLBT reported last night someone posted a video of possible domestic violence in Jackson recently.  The video is posted below.  The male in the video now says it was a joke. Was it? We report, you decide.  WLBT story

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Sun-Herald slams State Auditor

The Sun-Herald sharply criticized State Auditor Stacey Pickering over the DMR fiasco yesterday in an editorial:

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Sunday, August 18, 2013

Regular meeting of the Hinds County Supes

Forgot to post the complete video of the Hinds County Board of Supervisors' meeting held two weeks ago.  Part 2 includes Malachi's audit of county finances and its recommendations. Here it is.

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Questions for the PM

June 19 edition. Enjoy.

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Histrionics or good commentary? You decide.

Ray Mosby penned an editorial in the Mississippi Business Journal about the Governor. Blues Brothers, Governor Bryant, bent sticks, and mission from God. Not to be confused with talent on loan from God. Rather interesting missive and worth reading. A few paragraphs are posted below but it is highly recommended you click on the link and read the rest of it.

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Friday, August 16, 2013

The sequester worked

Stephen Moore writes in the Wall Street Journal the sequester actually worked. Good piece.  Libs and cons will both find it interesting.  Mr. Moore crunches some numbers and reports:

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Latest crime stats

Here are the latest crime reports for Jackson, Rankin County, Madison,  Byram, and the Rez.  No, Jackson is not updating crime reports on the website. Jackson has not posted crime reports since the week of May 19.  JJ filed a public records request for the report and is going to keep doing so every week until Jackson starts updating them on its website. If the Rankin and Jackson reports do not appear, it is probably because they are in flash.  Enjoy.

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Thursday, August 15, 2013

Carter found guilty of double capital murder

Hinds County District Attorney Robert Schuler Smith issued the following press release:

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SPECIAL ELECTION ORDERED!!!

Update from Hattiesburg:

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Program for the circus

Here is the agenda for next week's meeting of the Hinds County Board of Supervisors:

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Gators on WJNT.

Check out the Upper Lake of the Rez last night:

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Sometimes you can brag a little too much.

Here is an interesting quote about the Governor's travel expenses that appeared in Sunday's Clarion-Ledger:

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Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Coroner makes ID


Madison PD issues the following statement:

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Jackassery alert

Check out this story by WTVA on the Conservative Coalition:

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Stokes reponds to WLBT

Its Stokes. Need I say more?

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Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Body found.

Body found at corner of Rice and Madison Ave. Clarion-Ledger reports its Abigail Bonner. Found a mile away from the home. Here is an overhead shot of the woods.

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What to do about the Zoo, what to do, what to do.

A group of West Jackson residents and community leaders met last night to fight to keep the Jackson Zoo at its current site in on Capital Street. The Zoo has been plagued by declining attendance and financial problems over the last few years. The zoo also faces a loss of accreditation in September. The board of directors for the non-profit company operating the zoo created a special committee to examine various proposals for zoo's future.

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Norwood & Horhn: all talk............


Check out the first minute of this video of Sollie Norwood last night:

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Mississippi Republicans split on defunding Obamacare

Big debate in the Republican Party over whether to use a budget showdown to defund Obamacare.  Heritage, Mike Lee, Ted Cruz, Mark Rubio and others demand the Republicans use this tactic.  Karl Rove, Senator Coburn, and the rest of their side call this one of the "dumbest ideas" they've ever heard. What does our Mississippi delegation think about this idea?  MPB reported:

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WJNT tomorrow.

Ricky Flynt from the Mississippi Department of Wildlife and Fisheries will be on the show tomorrow to discuss our favorite topic: Gator huntin'.  Email your questions to kingfish1935@gmail.com. 

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Monday, August 12, 2013

Zoo community meeting


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Zoo has the blues???

Community meeting tonight about the Zoo posted on Facebook:

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TAX FIGHT!!!

That didn't take long. Welcome to the age of the internet.  Central District Transportation Commissioner Dick Hall and other discuss raising gas taxes to pay for roads and some Republican Senators immediately take to the Facebook pages.

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Fund-raiser for Greer

The Tony Greer for Supervisor campaign will hold a fund-raiser tomorrow night in Clinton. Invite is below:

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Stanford study lauds charter schools in New Orleans

Stanford University's Center for Research on Education Outcomes praised New Orleans charter schools in a study release last week. CREDO said in a press release it:

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Carter trial starts today

Hinds County District Attorney Robert Schuler Smith issued the following press release:

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Sunday, August 11, 2013

Snooker & Boo Boo

Dan Modisett has a little fun with the Hinds County Board of Supervisors on WLBT last week:

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Just think

These people will vote one day. The information on Youtube says the video was shot recently here in Jackson. However, JJ has not been able to verify the location of the incident. Pretty funny regardless of where it took place.

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Louisana BC/BS: Obamacare forcing individual rates to go up.

The president of Blue Cross/Blue Shield Louisiana told the Monroe News-Star (Gannett) last week insurance rates will sharply increase next year:

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Questions for the PM

Why can't we have liberals who look like the one posing the first question for the PM? June 5, 2013 edition.

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Friday, August 9, 2013

Post from the Golden past of JJ

This post from the archives now looks rather prescient as The Kingfish warned Southern Miss fans about the perils of hiring Giannini for athletic director. Turned out to be right, unfortunately. That's ok, I like Monken. Wanted to bring him back to LSU.

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Jackson city council agenda

Here is the agenda for next week's meeting of the Jackson City Council. Some items of interest:

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KIM Waaaaaaaaaade steps up to the plate

Made this announcement on Facebook:

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We going to have an election after all.

Hinds County Election Commissioner Connie Cochran told JJ Supervisor Robert Graham spoke to her and agreed to use Election Commission funds to pay for the cost of holding primaries for supervisor elections in Districts 2 and 4. She said the Board would vote on the matter at the next meeting on August 19.

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Thursday, August 8, 2013

Food stamp fight.

Just think, you are supporting these people. Warning: language, violence.  This Youtube clip said it took place in Jackson, MS but the original clip says Minnesota. Its still entertaining.

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Heroin comeback

While the Clarion-Ledger, Marshall Fisher, and Governor Phil Bryant hyperventilate over prescription drug abuse, the Wall Street Journal reports heroin is making a comeback:

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Another Chris Epps special

Remember the Coates family? Daughter is already out on house arrest.

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Yesterday on WJNT

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Picketing Pickering

The Slabbed nation issued an informal press release concerning a recent fund-raiser:

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Wednesday, August 7, 2013

ADJOURNED!!!

Attorney General issues opinion to Hinds County Board of Supervisors stating the county has to pay for primary elections.  Board President Robert Graham said he was "taking the opinion under advisement" and adjourned the meeting.  No vote to fund the primaries was taken. So much for an AG opinion.  Walker and Hobson-Calhoun were visibly stunned.  Board Attorney Tony Gaylor did not provide the opinion until the end of the meeting. I wonder if Charles Graham will complain about this in the Clarion-Ledger.  Here is the AG opinion.  The video will follow later.

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Supervisors refuse to pay for primaries until AG opines

The Hinds County Board of Supervisors refused to pay for primaries for the elections of supervisors for Districts 2 and 4 in September. The board instead voted 3-2 Monday to ask the Attorney General to issue a written opinion on whether the county had to pay for the elections despite the fact absentee ballots have to be mailed this Friday. A motion by Supervisor Peggy Hobson-Calhoun to authorize the county to pay for the primaries failed at a budget meeting yesterday. However, the Monday discussion was not without its fireworks as Supervisor Kenneth Stokes and Hinds County Republican Party Chairman Pete Perry had a few words to say to each other.

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Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Search is still on for Abigail Bonner.

Update on the Abigail Bonner case.  Tracy Armbruster interviewed the parents on WJTV:

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Some things never change.

Watch how Kenneth Stokes treats Blake Wallace, the Executive Director of the Hinds County Economic Development Authority, yesterday:

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Please honor Regina

Chokwe for Quinn:

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Skinner suspended, Thompson protected. Justice?

Shame on the Mississippi Supreme Court and the Clarion-Ledger as they teamed up to protect the identity of a child molester. The Mississippi Supreme Court issued a reprimand, $1,000 fine, and thirty day suspension to Hinds County Youth Court Judge William Skinner last week. Judge Skinner recused himself on a case involving a local attorney convicted of gratification of lust, yet signed an arrest warrant several months later. The Supreme Court disbarred Wendell Shan Thompson in 2012 for his conviction, and stated Mr. Thompson's name throughout the order. However, the Supreme Court and newspaper saw fit to change his identity in all matters dealing with Judge Skinner. Order of suspension

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Monday, August 5, 2013

Kenneth Stokes & Pete Perry FOOD FIGHT!!!

Kenneth Stokes and Pete Perry went at it today at the regular meeting of the Hinds County Board of Supervisors.  I'll write up the story in the morning but if you are bored, here is the video.  The exchange occurs in the second clip during the first ten minutes.  Mr. Stokes told the Election Commission to take the county to court if it wanted the county to pay for the primaries for the supervisor special elections in Districts 2 and 4 in September.  The board voted 3-2 to defer action until it received a written opinion from the attorney general.

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Supervisors fire EOC Director

Hinds County Board of Supervisors vote 3-1 to fire EOC Director Mark Young. The move was unexpected as the board only hired Mr. Young in October (Video)

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Let's get ready to ruuuuuuumble

Stokes and Pete Perry go at it. Video posted later today. Board asks AG for opinion on paying for primaries.

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The telescreens of Google

Karl Denninger makes a great point on The Market Ticker about the new Google/Motorola phone:

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The suicide of Hinds County

Hinds County supervisors Kenneth Stokes and Al Hunter want to remove several million dollars from the Byram-Clinton-Bolton corridor fund and distribute the money to each supervisor to use for roads and recreation in their districts.  The Clarion-Ledger reported Saturday:

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Sunday, August 4, 2013

Mooching in the archives

Here is a 2007 post about a New Orleans woman who liked to live well at our expense. Follow the links as the entire story is rather sad yet entertaining in a cynical way. Meet our favorite mooch

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Lazy days of summer

Past summers are cherished in this recent Dave Shiflett essay in the  Wall Street Journal :

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Missing


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Fund-raiser raises eyebrows

The Sun-Herald raised a little bit of cane over the state auditor's upcoming fund-raiser.  It seems it will be held at the home of a sub-contractor for DMR:

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Saturday, August 3, 2013

Questions for the PM

A July installment of the questions for the Prime Minister on July 10. Enjoy.

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Nothing to see here, move along.

The Guardian (UK) reported more details on the NSA's ability to snoop online:

"A top secret National Security Agency program allows analysts to search with no prior authorization through vast databases containing emails, online chats and the browsing histories of millions of individuals, according to documents provided by whistleblower Edward Snowden.

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Friday, August 2, 2013

INTIMIDATION!

David Breland reports in the Hattiesburg Americanthere was possible intimidation of the jury in Ware v. Dupree:

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Thursday, August 1, 2013

Skinner suspended

Note: "Mr. Cooper" is disbarred attorney Wendell Shan Thompson.  He was convicted of gratification of lust in Hinds County.  Here is his disbarment

The Mississippi Supreme Court suspended Hinds County Court Judge William Skinner for thirty days and fined him $1,000.  Here is the opinion.

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Yes, it is.

This is an actual display in Jackson.

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What's in a name?

Check out the notice for the Jackson City Council Planning Committee posted below.

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Jackson & Natchez make top ten of friendliest U.S. cities.

Jackson and Natchez ranked in the top ten of Conde Nast Traveler's most friendly cities in America. The annual survey surveys readers for the friendliest and unfriendliest cities. The two cities tied for seventh place. The survey said Charleston, South Carolina was the friendliest city in the United States.  Link to story

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All good things do indeed come to an end.

This is a subject I hate broaching, but it is true, all good things must come to an end. Fred Smith announced he is closing Choctaw Books in September.  Many Jacksonians have called the antique bookstore our literary home, but the internet and suburban flight hammered Choctaw one too many times for it to survive. I'm writing my own post about this misfortune, but Jesse Yancy penned this article about Fred and his labor of love.  Fred reduced all prices 30%. Please like the "Choctaw Books is closing" Facebook page.  It also wouldn't hurt to make a trip to Choctaw and buy some books while it is still open.  Mr. Yancy wrote:

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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