Thursday, January 31, 2013

Crisler must've been shot in the leg again.

From the Secretary of State's office:

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There is a ruckus among us

If you have been under a rock as I have been for the last week or so, there is a squabble between Tulane, the City of Madison, and Jackson State University.  JSU wanted to open a satellite campus in Madison.  Tulane and the city were not too happy about it as the city had gone to some trouble to recruit Tulane. Naturally the Parkway East Gods, otherwise known as Dick, Bob, and John Bell, were probably very happy to lease space to JSU and get some money for their little boondoggle. Pays just as well as getting tips from bagging groceries or FDIC bailouts.  If it alienates the Queen, so much the better.

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Reeves & Gunn announce support for early childhood ed bill

The Lieutenant Governor and the Speaker of the House issued the following press release yesterday on their support of early childhood education.

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UMC will make "Targeted Salary Adjustments" for clinical employees

UMC is apparently giving raises to clinical employees as it announced in this email.

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Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Welcome to MAEP

See if you can figure out this MAEP flow chart that Auditor Stacey Pickering provided to the House Appropriations Committee yesterday:

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WJNT today

WLBT news director Dennis Smith appeared on the show today. I should say Colonel Dennis Smith, Esquire, as he is a retired Army helicopter pilot and a member of the bar. Mr. Smith announced his retirement this week. Here is the recording of the show and below the recording is a tribute written by one of his former employees. Enjoy.

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Another one bites the dust

Told ya a few weeks ago. It's now official: Haverty's is closing.

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Am I getting paranoid?

Check out this little provision in the charter school bill passed by the House on line 401 of the bill:

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Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Tomorrow on WJNT

WLBT News Director Dennis Smith announced his retirement this week.  He will appear on the show tomorrow. Tune in on WJNT from 8-9 tomorrow morning for the crappiest radio show in Jackson.

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Blackberry: the comeback starts tomorrow.

Watch the webcast for the rollout of the new phones. I've been watching the leaks for awhile and I think some of you will be pleasantly surprised.  Webcast.

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Frazier update: new judge.

Collection of all posts on the Frazier case 

U.S. District Judge Keith Starrett will preside over the Frazier/Copeland prosecution. Judge Dan Jordan, III recused himself from the case.

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Update on concealed carry protection bill

Senator Will Longwitz sent this update about the progress of efforts to protect the private information of concealed carry permit holders last night:

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Monday, January 28, 2013

Harborwalk: The Comeback

Check out these ads in the Sun magazine:

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Update from the House

The House of Representatives released this weekly update:

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Auditor calls out MAEP and school attendance policies

State Auditor Stacy Pickering will appear before the House Appropriations Committee tomorrow to discuss flaws in the MAEP formula. Mr. Pickering questioned how reliable several factors such as daily attendance used to calculate funding for MAEP. It seems not all attendance counts are equal. Mr. Pickering stated in a letter to state leaders in September:

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Sunday, January 27, 2013

Let the race for 2015 begin

Looks like former Trent Lott lawyer and state senator Steve Seale is making the rounds. The Central Mississippi Tea Party sent out this invite last week:

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A different take on charter schools

A Paul Brashon submitted this column offering a different um, perspective on charter schools. You can read his exchange with me in the "mailbag" post published yesterday.

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Saturday, January 26, 2013

Billionaire FOOD FIGHT!!!

Investors Carl Icahn and Bill Ackman go at it over bets on Herbal Life in this video.

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From the mailbag

Great way to get me to publish a column. Here is an email exchange from yesterday as a Paul Brasher sent me a column on charter schools for publication.

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Friday, January 25, 2013

Ladies: Spring is just around the corner.


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Frazier judge recuses himself

Collection of all posts about the Frazier case

U.S. District Judge Dan Jordan, III recused himself from the Frazier case yesterday. A new judge has not been assigned to the case.

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Thursday, January 24, 2013

Sam's IS going to Madison

One of my little spies at the State of the City address tonight told me the Mayor said Sam's submitted plans to the Planning and Zoning Department. Ouch.

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The gun ban list is out.

Here is what Feinstein wants to ban in her new bill:

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Charter school bill passes House

They stayed at it until after Midnight BUT a charter school bill passed the House by ten votes this morning.

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The overdue library book caper... the Rest of the story

or Factchecking the JFP. Apparently her Laddness had what she considers to be a customer-unfriendly experience with the Hinds County Library System. At the end of an article about expanding access to local library, Ms. Ladd had a beef with the Eudora Welty Library as she was not allowed to renew her books over the phone:

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Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Madison supes: Bonds for Park for Nowhere

Gotta  love it. The Board of Supervisors for the Madison County Branch of Butler Snow unanimously passed a resolution last night to sell $1.5 million in bonds for a Park for Nowhere. The Madison County Journal reported last week:

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Washington **** on Cochran & Herring pork

The Washington **** reported on the little government program that could.... keep going and going and going as President Obama, Republicans, and Democrats have tried to kill funding for the Columbus Foundation. Unfortunately for the would-be budget cutters, Senator Cochran saved the program each time. Mississippi GOP elder Jim Herring served as on the foundation's board of directors as Vice-Chairman until recently. The newspaper reported:

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Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Do as I say, not as I do......

Look which charter school opponent, Belhaven resident, and former employee of Parents for Public Schools sends his kid to a private school:

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Charter school bill passes House Ed

The House Education Committee passed a charter school bill this morning. Needless to say Loome, Bounds, and others are hitting up Marquita Brown of the Clarion-Ledger to tell her what they really think. ;-)

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Longwitz: Make Conceal-Carry Information Private

Senator Will Longwitz submitted the following column to JJ:

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Monday, January 21, 2013

Judge Lackey kicks Brunini off Germany case for "substantial conflict of interest"

Judge Henry Lackey, yes, that Judge Lackey, disqualified Brunini law firm attorneys Joe Sclafani, Chris Shapley and David Kaufman, from representing attorney Robert Germany and his firm, Pittman, Germany, Walsh, in a legal malpractice case last week. All Hinds County Circuit judges recused themselves from the case. Judge Lackey ruled "the Brunini Law Firm has a substantial conflict of interest to the Plaintiffs" when he removed the firm from the case.

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Nagin indicted.

A federal grand jury indicted former New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin for bribery, kickbacks, fraud, and other offenses. No sense in regurgitating the indictment so here it is. A shame he and Morial can't be cellmates.  Ray, don't let the door hit ya on the way into jail.

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In honor of Dr. King.

Today is a holiday in honor of Dr. Martin Luther King. I've collected some clips and posted them here for your enjoyment.

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Sunday, January 20, 2013

Wonderful.

Saturday Night Live had fun at our expense last night. Watch.

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Saturday, January 19, 2013

Nice. Real nice.

Saw this little Corvette by Primos today and thought you would like to see it.

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Prince speaks out on the Second Amendment & Public Records

James "Tiberius" Prince, III, Publisher of the Neshoba Democrat and Madison County Journal sent this column after a little discussion about the Second Amendment broke out yesterday on this website.  We thank him for his contribution.  

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Friday, January 18, 2013

Judge tosses Dr. Smith federal lawsuit

Note: Who can forget this blast from the past?


U.S. Magistrate David Sanders dismissed a lawsuit filed in federal court by Dr. Arnold Smith against Jim Hood yesterday. Judge Sanders ruled the lawsuit will interfere with an "ongoing state criminal prosecution of the plaintiff on charges of capital murder" and it must be dismissed under the Anti-injunction Act.

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Latest crime stats (Updated)

Updated with crime reports from Reservoir Patrol.  Most inclusive crime reports post ever published on JJ as we now have the reports from Rankin County SO and Reservoir Patrol along with the crime stats for Jackson, Byram, and Madison.

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Thursday, January 17, 2013

What is good for the goose......

Note: Check out this debate on Facebook.  Senator Will Longwitz sponsored a bill to protect the identities of concealed carry permit holders.  Madison County Journal owner Jim Prince is leading the charge against the bill in the debate.  Needless to say, the lobbyists for the Mississippi Press Association are trying to kill the bill.


Check out the information below about the CEO of Gannett. The same Gannett that decided to publish the names and other information about concealed carry permit holders in New York.

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Sponsored: Charter school bill passes the Senate

The Mississippi Center for Public Policy announced the Mississippi Senate adopted a charter school bill in this legislative update.

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Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Tired of the cold? (NSFW)

Tired of being cold all week? Here ya go. Not safe for work, kids, or anyone. You've been warned. DWF is of course welcome to post her own version of eye candy.

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Governor Bryant & Gunn on Gun Control

Speaker of the House Philip Gunn issued the following release at a press conference today at the capital. Governor Bryant and several other officials stood behind him as he announced:

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Pay attention. The dollar does matter.

George Melloan wrote a penetrating column in the Wall Street Journal last week about how the Fed is forcing the economy to paint itself into a corner. Worth reading for both sides:

The year-end "fiscal cliff" tax deal sent shivers through the bond market, driving the price of 10-year Treasurys to the lowest level since April. There was a good reason. The stubborn resistance by President Barack Obama and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid to spending cuts left no further doubts about their lack of interest in the nation's No. 1 economic problem, massive federal deficits.

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Dear Republicans: Give the Democrats what they want on PERS.

 Collection of all posts on PERS

The Democrats announced at a press conference yesterday they are opposed to any changes in the Public Employees Retirement System. The Clarion-Ledger reported:

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Tuesday, January 15, 2013

DMR fires Walker

You knew this was coming. The Sun-Herald reported:

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CL reports on Sam's

The Clarion-Ledger reported Sam's Wholesale Club may leave the County Line Road location and move to Madison. Here are some interesting quotes from the story:

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MPACT rate of return beats S&P 500 by fifty basis points

The average rate for return for MPACT investments is 4.8% and three points below the target rate of 7.8%. However, the actual rate of return beat the S&P 500 and the Russell 2000 ever since its inception in October 1997 by five points. The S&P 500 declined 0.26% and the Russell 2000 declined 0.23%. However, the annualized rate of return for the S&P 500 was 4.32%.*

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Rankin Democrat raises redistricting concerns

The sole Rankin County Democrat issued a press release about the redistricting of district lines in Rankin County:

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Monday, January 14, 2013

Endorsements pile up for Chokwe

Jackson attorney and city councilman Chokwe Lumumba picked up an endorsement in his campaign for Mayor from the Down with Whitey, oops, I meant Black is Back Coalition recently. Uhurunews.com reported:

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Dems hold PERS presser tomorrow

The Mississippi Democratic Party issued the following announcement:

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Sheriff Bailey gets his man

The Rankin County Sheriff's Office announced yesterday, (January 13) the arrest of a burglar in the Reservoir area in this press release:

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Austin & Spencer request delay of trial

Collection of all posts on the Frazier case

Austin Frazier and Spencer Copeland filed motions to continue their respective trials last week in federal court. A federal grand jury indicted Claiborne Frazier, Austin Frazier, and C.E. Frazier, Jr. in December for conspiracy to commit bank fraud. The grand jury also indicted the Fraziers and Spencer Copeland for conspiracy to commit money laundering. Copy of the seventeen-page indictment

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Sunday, January 13, 2013

Treasurer: Audit not complete on MPACT. Board can close program.

Treasurer Lynn Fitch announced at a press conference, an actuarial firm found "twelve areas of concern" in the Mississippi Prepaid College Savings Tuition program, in a report commissioned by the MPACT Board of Trustees. The Board of Trustees suspended registrations in the program in August 2012. There are over 22,000 participants enrolled in MPACT. The Board has not met since September and and is not scheduled to meet for January.

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No comment.

Well, well, well, look what the Clarion-Ledger published today- a response by Scott Shirey, the CEO of KIPP:Delta.  Coincidence?

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Friday, January 11, 2013

Coming to Jackson



Just a little preview of Blue Man Group, presented by William Kessler, later this month. Click on ad for tickets.

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Treasurer pays Frontier for advertising MPACT after program suspended

Treasurer Lynn Fitch will hold a press conference today to discuss her legislative agenda and the results of the MPACT audit. The MPACT Board of Trustees suspended new registrations in the college tuition savings program and ordered a financial audit of the program.

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Kardashian coming to Belk's.

The Clarion-Ledger reported Kim Kardashian will appear at Belk's in Ridgeland next month. As a public service reminder, JJ wishes to remind you that the Wal-Mart across the street sells lysol and clorox. JJ has also learned MEMA will be on hand to distribute masks, penicillin, and copies of the children's book Germs are not for Sharing at the entrances to Northpark Mall.  MOPP Level IV is highly recommended if you plan to be in the vicinity.  JJ will keep readers apprised of any other public health measures.

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Thursday, January 10, 2013

Delbert speaks at MEC Event today

Here is Delbert's speech at the Mississippi Economic Council's Capital Day today:

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Supes rescind lobbyist hire

The Hinds County Board of Supervisors voted 3-0 today to rescind the hiring of "lobbyist" Firnist Alexander.  Supervisors Doug Anderson and Kenneth Stokes were not present for the vote. 

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Surprise. Loome & Hall attack charter schools supporters, CL refuses to publish responses.

The same Clarion-Ledger that hired the Executive Director of the Democratic Party as an assignment editor, is the same Clarion-Ledger that now refuses to publish pro-charter school letters. Surprised?  Followers of the education debate over the last twelve months have seen the Clarion-Ledger act as the propaganda machine for Nancy Loome of the Parents' Campaign, as it regularly publishes letters by Ms. Loome and Claiborne Barksdale.  No shocker there, as the long-time editorial page editor was married to the communications director for Jackson Public Schools and always neglected to inform his readers of that fact. However, the newspaper's unethical conduct continues after David Hampton's retirement, as it refuses to print responses when its education darling decides to play schoolyard bully.

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Wednesday, January 9, 2013

WJNT this morning

Lucien Smith, Deputy Chief of Staff for Governor Bryant, and Dr. Laurie Smith, Education Policy Adviser for Governor Bryant, appeared on the show this morning to discuss the Governor's education proposals. The audio is posted below.


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Life after the Times-Picayune

Sixty Minutes broadcast this story on the reaction of New Orleans' citizens when Newhouse Publishing announced it was scaling back publishing of the Times-Picayune to three times a week and laying off scores of employees.

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Final list of Senate #28 candidates

The Secretary of State announced the final slate of candidates for the election to fill the seat formerly held by the now-deceased Alice Harden:

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Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Powell wins

Avoided a runoff by nearly two percentage points. Here are the totals:

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Save this mutt.

Someone adopt this puppy. Sister-in-law is driving in rural Madison County this afternoon when she came across this poor little thing in the middle of the road. Belonged to a litter of stray mutts. Mother herded off her pups away from the road and could not be caught. Adopt this puppy. He's a mutt. Stray. So that means no shots, no nothing. Shoot me an email at kingfish1935@gmail.com. Thanks.

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About that lobbyist and contingency fees......

The Hinds County Board of Supervisors agreed to pay their brand-spanking new lobbyist a contingency fee yesterday "based on results". Watch the video for yourself:

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Go vote today

If you live in House District #59, go vote today.  Consider this an open thread on the race.

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Sam's to Jackson: It's been nice but......

JJ has learned Sam's Wholesale Club on County Line Road will be leaving Jackson and moving to Madison. Jackson business and community leaders made a serious effort to keep the store from leaving the Bold New City but to no avail.

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Monday, January 7, 2013

Hinds Supes hire disbarred lawyer as lobbyist. (Video)

Update: The video has been added to this post. Just watch it. You won't believe what you see. 

Yup. The Hinds County Board of Supervisors voted to hire Firnist Alexander as a lobbyist. The website for the Mississippi Bar reports Mr. Alexander is disbarred.

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iPads used to help autistic children

60 Minutes reported how iPads are used to help autistic children in the classroom setting in the video below.  Developers have created a multitude of apps that unlock the world of autism and make it easier for children with the condition to communicate. 

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Scot Allen for House #59

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Saturday, January 5, 2013

Sheriff: Son threatened his parents and deputies

Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following press release about the arrest of Josh Bobo in the Palisades subdivision this morning:

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Where's the weed?

Just watch the video.  Then ask yourself: WYHI?

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Wanted: Louis Guichet III

The Rankin County attorney did not appear in court yesterday.  A bench warrant was issued for his arrest.  Mr. Guichet was arrested for drug possession last summer.  Earlier post.  Anyone want to form a posse?

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Palisades situation over.

Update: Suspect is the son of attorney James Bobo. Confirmed.

Update: Suspect is in custody. Reports are no one is injured.

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Friday, January 4, 2013

Business leaders form pro-charter school PAC

The pro-charter school PAC "Better Education for Mississippi" announced a press conference for Monday at 1:30 on the second floor of the capital building. Here is the press release.

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Is he or is he not a candidate?

It seems a bit of controversy has finally entered the House #59 race. A Brent Powell supporter, Rodney Keith (who we will call "Powelltool from now on, my apologies to Tool Academy), took it upon himself to challenge the residency of Republican candidate Bradley Lum.

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Rick's had enough

They got a little worked up on CNBC this morning.

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Nancy issues another Fatwah

Latest missive from Loome:

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Thursday, January 3, 2013

WJNT yesterday

Karl Denninger of The Market-Ticker appeared on the show yesterday to discuss the fiscal cliff fiasco and the ramifications for the economy.  Last segment we discussed a little known change in the tax law called FATCA. Apparently the embed player is going into autoplay when this site is opened so here is the link to the show.



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Mississippi Dems: GOP votes to tax middle class

The Mississippi Democratic Party issued this press release yesterday:

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Update on Max

I asked readers last July to consider adopting this boxer puppy.  Well, the readers responded and one of you did indeed adopt this mutt.  A reader who already owned a Boxer adopted Max. You can see for yourself in the picture below how tough life is for Max right now.

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Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Suit accuses Powell of owing HOA dues for five years

UPDATE: The suit was withdrawn today. JJ confirmed this action with the Rankin County Circuit Clerk. 

The Circle Bend Homeowners Association sued Brent Powell for nonpayment of homeowners' association dues in Rankin County Court in August 2012. Mr. Powell is a candidate for House of Representatives District #59. The election will be held on January 8.

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Mike on blaming Whitey

Mike has a few things to say about "blaming whitey" in his latest classic video below.

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It's official.

Hinds County District 2 Supervisor Doug Anderson rescinded his resignation in a December 28, 2012 letter to Board President Robert Graham. Mr. Anderson cited "overwhelming calls" from his constituents as the reason for his decision in the letter posted below.

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And another good ole boy steps up to the DMR plate

No sooner had the Board of Directors for the Department of Marine Resources suspended Executive Director Bill Walker without pay, than Deputy Director and former Representative Danny Guice said he wanted the job. The Sun-Herald reported this weekend:

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Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Viking Range joins McRaes, Jitney, McCarty Farms, DGNB

Another Mississippi business sold out. The Wall Street Journal reported:

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Happy New Year

Bored, hungover, and don't want to watch football? Here is the 1977 version of The Hobbit. Enjoy.

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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